Out of Pod Experience

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Todays:

You Should STOP drinking coffee if
You chew on other people's fingernails.
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
You short out motion detectors.
Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
You help your dog chase its tail.
All your kids are named "Joe".
You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
You get drunk just so you can sober up.
You pour coffee on a choking victim because CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
You can jump-start your car without cables.
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
You ski uphill.
You walk ten miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
You channel surf faster without a remote.
You're so wired, your ears pick up AM radio.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
Your doctor tells you, your blood type is COFFEE
The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You answer the door before people knock.
Your morning cup of Coffee is so strong it wakes up the neighbors!
You think on the eighth day God created coffee.
You look at energy drinks and laugh really really loud!

Quote:
"True happiness is singing at the top of your lungs in your car while the people in the car next to you are staring" - Amanda

Joke:
A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The Screwdriver responds, "You have a drink named Murray?"

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Dude, your avatar needs a P.R. consultant or a professional makeover. I was smiling until I looked at that mopey bedraggled depressing thing.

Quote:
Somebody should tell us, right at the start of our lives, that we are dying. Then we might live life to the limit, every minute of every day. Do it! I say. Whatever you want to do, do it now! There are only so many tomorrows.

Pope Paul VI

Joke:

A man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this" said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white in it's rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. Thats when I made my mistake." "What did you do?", asked the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, "Hey! This looks like yours!"

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/cowjokes.html

"Nothing more exhilarating than being shot at and missed." - Winston Churchill

"Smile," they said, "Life could be worse."
So, I did and it was.

"There's a reason the blaster taranis is flown by mental cases.
Fear is a handicap when you're travelling at 4km/s in a metal death tube with thin walls and three small nuclear devices strapped to the outside.
Should you survive for more than two seconds inside web range, the poor sap you fire those blasters at is seriously going to regret not having a web/tank/neut/whatever as you rip his face off at a close enough range to go through his pockets as you do it.
The other outcome is that you wake up covered in slime wondering where the bus that hit you went.
The taranis is a ship for angry men or people who prefer to deal in absolutes. None of that cissy boy, "we danced around a bit, shot some ammo then ran away LOL", or, "I couldn't break his tank so I left", crap. It goes like this:
You fly Taranis. A fight starts. Someone dies.
There is no other possibility." - Stuart Price.

You Should STOP drinking coffee if
You chew on other people's fingernails.
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
You short out motion detectors.
Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
You help your dog chase its tail.
All your kids are named "Joe".
You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
You get drunk just so you can sober up.
You pour coffee on a choking victim because CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
You can jump-start your car without cables.
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
You ski uphill.
You walk ten miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
You channel surf faster without a remote.
You're so wired, your ears pick up AM radio.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
Your doctor tells you, your blood type is COFFEE
The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You answer the door before people knock.
Your morning cup of Coffee is so strong it wakes up the neighbors!
You think on the eighth day God created coffee.
You look at energy drinks and laugh really really loud!

What do you call a woman who catches butterflies?




























Annette