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This house will never have a burglar problem
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Liam Mirren
#1 - 2012-01-06 10:39:40 UTC
Other than sweeping up their remains.

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Jhagiti Tyran
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-01-06 11:21:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Jhagiti Tyran
Thats a horrible accident waiting to happen, ever had a pet cat? If for some reason you annoy it or its pissed off they will claw you. Imagine that happens with a lion.

This house is more burglar proof. (you might want to mute the audio)
Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2012-01-06 11:26:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Grimpak
Jhagiti Tyran wrote:
Thats a horrible accident waiting to happen, ever had a pet cat? If for some reason you annoy it or its pissed off they will claw you. Imagine that happens with a lion.

This house is more burglar proof. (you might want to mute the audio)

from what I've seen, he's de-toothed and de-clawed.


also, tamed lions (and any other tamed big feline species), while it's true that they can retain some of their wild counterpart's characteristics, they can also become quite docile, and behave like a really big lazy cat that doesn't hurt even a fly.

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Xuko Nuki
Heralds of Darkness
White Sky.
#4 - 2012-01-06 12:00:35 UTC
Grimpak wrote:

from what I've seen, he's de-toothed and de-clawed.



I hope they at least gave him some dentures. I imagine him as a retired Aslan from The Lion , the Witch and the Wardrobe and he didn't really die. That smug bastard C.S. Lewis was just lying.
VKhaun Vex
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2012-01-06 12:49:34 UTC
I love the idea of a really big cat as a pet. Maybe not lion or tiger big, but some kind of panther or even just something lynx sized would be nice. But as said already you'd want it de-toothed, de-clawed, and probably neutered/spayed and I really don't like doing that to animals.

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Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#6 - 2012-01-06 20:25:15 UTC
This reminds me of the show my wife watches everytime its on in TV, people that got killed by their "pets". Well another story to add to the show.

I have seen death by household "pets" such as Lions, Tigers, Wildcats, Snakes, ALLIGATORS, scorpions, poisonous frogs, chimps and gorillas.

Oh yeah, sometimes I wonder about the mental health status of people wishing to have that type of pets. Worst was the guy that got killed by the infection given to him by repitle bites off his cute loving pets. He was sick for days and not knowing why.Roll

People ....

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Alara IonStorm
#7 - 2012-01-06 20:47:14 UTC
That house should get a security system...

It is at risk from poachers.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2012-01-06 21:03:35 UTC
I wanna get a pet hippo that will live in the hallway. Also security cameras to capture the expression of people that break in to see a hippo standing there, glaring disapprovingly at them.

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Kattshiro
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-01-06 21:04:27 UTC
Said the same thing about the chimps... And then it ripper the neighbors face, and hands off because apparently in chimps minds they believe everyone they fight will eventually **** them. So they attack said **** devices. I dont think lion suffer from **** paranoia, but... You never know.

Me i'd have gone with a ******* tiger...or a jaguar. But male Lions are lazy in the wild too so maybe their choice is spot on.
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#10 - 2012-01-06 22:34:16 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
I wanna get a pet hippo that will live in the hallway. Also security cameras to capture the expression of people that break in to see a hippo standing there, glaring disapprovingly at them.


You better off by filling your house with inflatable dolls, random pictures of strangers with heads crossed in lipstick all over the hallway and filling and gluing the floor with nickel dimes or cents plus assorted lamps with faulty lightbulbs and leave chicken feathers around with spent candles.


Yep, thats how I have my house. It has worked so far.

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Jhagiti Tyran
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2012-01-06 22:45:02 UTC
Brujo Loco wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
I wanna get a pet hippo that will live in the hallway. Also security cameras to capture the expression of people that break in to see a hippo standing there, glaring disapprovingly at them.


You better off by filling your house with inflatable dolls, random pictures of strangers with heads crossed in lipstick all over the hallway and filling and gluing the floor with nickel dimes or cents plus assorted lamps with faulty lightbulbs and leave chicken feathers around with spent candles.


Yep, thats how I have my house. It has worked so far.


Easier just to have a monitored alarm, if it goes off the control centre call the police.
Iosue
League of Gentlemen
The Initiative.
#12 - 2012-01-06 23:10:52 UTC
i hope that thing can crap in the toilet. otherwise somebody's got a lot of poop to scoop.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2012-01-06 23:18:17 UTC
Iosue wrote:
i hope that thing can crap in the toilet. otherwise somebody's got a lot of poop to scoop.


Makes for good cement for house repairs Big smile

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