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Larsulrik Napsterbane
Lars Asteroid Police
#1 - 2015-11-01 20:26:34 UTC
Until I announce otherwise in this thread....

Contract me corpses... 10thousand ISK per corpse.... 15k if it is already in the Jita Trade Hub.

Work-related I could take about 48hrs to respond to the contract......... but what else are you going to do with those corpses?????
*tries hard not to think too much*
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#2 - 2015-11-01 20:34:03 UTC
Larsulrik Napsterbane wrote:
Until I announce otherwise in this thread....

Contract me corpses... 10thousand ISK per corpse.... 15k if it is already in the Jita Trade Hub.

Work-related I could take about 48hrs to respond to the contract......... but what else are you going to do with those corpses?????
*tries hard not to think too much*

Try the market place

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Larsulrik Napsterbane
Lars Asteroid Police
#3 - 2015-11-01 20:38:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Larsulrik Napsterbane
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Larsulrik Napsterbane wrote:
Until I announce otherwise in this thread....

Contract me corpses... 10thousand ISK per corpse.... 15k if it is already in the Jita Trade Hub.

Work-related I could take about 48hrs to respond to the contract......... but what else are you going to do with those corpses?????
*tries hard not to think too much*

Try the market place


Yeah.... 2013 and 2014 I got the same suggestion...

If you are not interested in this post... why not just NOT respond and let it disappear*?

Cheers,

Larsulrik

*yes I know...
Shadow's Revenge
Doomheim
#4 - 2015-11-01 22:19:59 UTC
I have a station full of corpses, do you mind if they are in lowsec?

Denver, Colorado

D.G.C
Tisiphone Dira
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2015-11-02 01:37:00 UTC
And you'll then of course flip em for 1m a pop.

I think not!

What a scam!

There once was a ganker named tisi

A stunningly beautiful missy

To gank a gross miner

There is nothing finer, cept when they get all pissy
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2015-11-02 05:44:51 UTC
Larsulrik Napsterbane wrote:
Until I announce otherwise in this thread....

Contract me corpses... 10thousand ISK per corpse.... 15k if it is already in the Jita Trade Hub.

Work-related I could take about 48hrs to respond to the contract......... but what else are you going to do with those corpses?????
*tries hard not to think too much*


Wow ten thousand whole ISK. Not even worth the effort to create the damn contract.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Thermal Damage
Star Nation
Goonswarm Federation
#7 - 2015-11-02 08:40:09 UTC
10,000.01

I was found guilty of Nitshe by the CoCaP
Ro Fenrios
Armilies Corporation
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#8 - 2015-11-02 08:40:15 UTC
I think in Amarr there was this guy buying corpses regularly at 10m/head. More for eve famous ones. That would be worth the effort. Not 10k. 10k is like.. worth 1-2 faction cruise missiles..
Aoife Fraoch
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2015-11-02 09:11:55 UTC
I suspect that most people in this game with the ability and inclination to generate and collect corpses would not find 10k worth the time needed to create a contract.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#10 - 2015-11-02 09:33:30 UTC
Larsulrik Napsterbane wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Larsulrik Napsterbane wrote:
Until I announce otherwise in this thread....

Contract me corpses... 10thousand ISK per corpse.... 15k if it is already in the Jita Trade Hub.

Work-related I could take about 48hrs to respond to the contract......... but what else are you going to do with those corpses?????
*tries hard not to think too much*

Try the market place


Yeah.... 2013 and 2014 I got the same suggestion...

If you are not interested in this post... why not just NOT respond and let it disappear*?

Cheers,

Larsulrik

*yes I know...

So going off this why would you deliberately ignore this sound advice and instead post in the troll forums C&P forums? I also make a habit of posting on all posts that I can post a post on without posting too many posts

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#11 - 2015-11-02 13:06:00 UTC
I guess rabble alliance corpses are worth about 10k a pop. Deal! My ganking toons are at your disposalLol



Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Lan Wang
Princess Aiko Hold My Hand
Safety. Net
#12 - 2015-11-02 13:45:10 UTC
sounds like some dodgy corpse laundering outfit!

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#13 - 2015-11-02 13:53:38 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
I guess rabble alliance corpses are worth about 10k a pop. Deal! My ganking toons are at your disposalLol




Had some ruskies try for mine last night. I got theirs instead. If you want a shot at mine I'm not a hard guy to find

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Aoife Fraoch
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2015-11-02 14:01:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Aoife Fraoch
Lan Wang wrote:
sounds like some dodgy corpse laundering outfit!


I thought it was because quafe gets expensive, especially now that the clone market has crashed.
Shadow's Revenge
Doomheim
#15 - 2015-11-02 14:39:19 UTC
All my corpses are slightly used... and sticky, is that a problem? They come with a free spot heater though.

Denver, Colorado

D.G.C
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#16 - 2015-11-02 18:07:58 UTC
In my collection, I have well over five thousand corpses, culled from a variety of sources. I would happily let the entire collection go (based in Jita) for 10bn.

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Revenant Kane
Cannibal Empire
BLACKFLAG.
#17 - 2015-11-03 05:35:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Revenant Kane
10k? Hell no.

Most people pay 1mil for corpses. I got about 2000 of my own making that I can sell including ones that belonged to Psychotic Monk and Cannibal Kane.

Here you need to offer top ISK for corpses.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2015-11-03 06:11:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Leto Thule
For 200b ISK I will draw a picture in paint of Noragen and his ALTs conspiring together to bring about the end of New Eden. I'll draw some corpses in it.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Gadolf Agalder
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2015-11-03 06:46:52 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
For 200b ISK I will draw a picture in paint of Noragen and his ALTs conspiring together to bring about the end of New Eden. I'll draw some corpses in it.

I will give you a like shortly, but do you still accept 900m ISK for writing?
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#20 - 2015-11-03 12:50:29 UTC
Gadolf Agalder wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
For 200b ISK I will draw a picture in paint of Noragen and his ALTs conspiring together to bring about the end of New Eden. I'll draw some corpses in it.

I will give you a like shortly, but do you still accept 900m ISK for writing?


Orias!!

Welcome back my friend. Yes of course I'll write for 900m.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment