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Crime & Punishment

 
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A formal request to the CoCaP

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Moon Moon Burdy
New Eden Tech Support
#81 - 2015-10-21 20:31:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Moon Moon Burdy
Mortlake wrote:
Jiax wrote:
http://i.imgur.com/xlbDcys.png



Such rude.


Very salt. Wow

If this png is admissable, and I must presume it is, this juror can only find for the plaintiff and further votes for a contempt charge to be levied against the defendant. Sweet buttery justice.

Guess I kinda took over as jury foreman, y'all good with that?

Things that went boom

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Promising Young Murderer, Education Appreciated.

Not Amarr
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#82 - 2015-10-21 20:53:50 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:

Chatlogs and "fanmail"

The posting of chatlogs and EVEmails is not permitted, as past experience has shown us that these have a tendency to incite flames and trolling.

An exception to this is the Pirate Stories Thread, where players can post chatlogs (with the names of victims/counterparts blanked out) as part of a pirate story or experience.

"Pod or post" threads

It may be considered a legitimate ransom tactic to demand a victim post on the forums or face liquidation, threads of this nature do not contribute anything constructive to the forums other than to purposely embarrass members of the community.

For this reason, threads with a "pod or post" content will be considered spam. We don't need more spam on the forums, so please don't contribute to it.

Reminder



Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#83 - 2015-10-21 21:24:34 UTC
Not Amarr wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:

Chatlogs and "fanmail"

The posting of chatlogs and EVEmails is not permitted, as past experience has shown us that these have a tendency to incite flames and trolling.

An exception to this is the Pirate Stories Thread, where players can post chatlogs (with the names of victims/counterparts blanked out) as part of a pirate story or experience.

"Pod or post" threads

It may be considered a legitimate ransom tactic to demand a victim post on the forums or face liquidation, threads of this nature do not contribute anything constructive to the forums other than to purposely embarrass members of the community.

For this reason, threads with a "pod or post" content will be considered spam. We don't need more spam on the forums, so please don't contribute to it.

Reminder





This, in no way, is a pod or post thread. I don't have you scrammed, and I'm not telling you to post about it and I'll let you go. Thunderdome is a preset one versus one match with no outside help. You had your chance to be accepted, and chose not to. GTFO.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#84 - 2015-10-21 21:26:57 UTC
Jiax wrote:
http://i.imgur.com/xlbDcys.png



Well that doesn't look good. I assume you have a jtag? Looks like we may need it.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#85 - 2015-10-21 22:10:02 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
ISD Lyrin Rands wrote:
I've deleted some posts that break the forum rules.

Quote:

4. Personal attacks are prohibited.

Commonly known as flaming, personal attacks are posts that are designed to personally berate or insult another forum user. Posts of this nature are not conductive to the community spirit that CCP promotes. As such, this kind of behavior will not be tolerated.

Why didn't you delete all the replies too? They just look dumb and out of context now, not to mention quite a few of them are quoting the personal attack. If you insist on doing your job when it is questionably warranted at best, at least do it right.

That burn

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#86 - 2015-10-21 22:12:27 UTC
Herbie Hancock wrote:
My post about Doritos and Twinkies was not a personal attack. I am highly offended that it was received as such and deleted by our fine forum moderators.

Oh well, doesn't matter, had like 8 likes or something Big smile

Clearly a certain isd didn't read the thread...

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#87 - 2015-10-21 22:25:54 UTC
*Dons judge wig
Order. Defence do you have a closing statement?

*costume change
Yes your honour. The honourable Leto Thule has failed to refute the evidence provided by myself in story format. I think this was not simply a grievous oversight but a deliberate act due to lack of ability. Furthermore prosecution stipulated to the ignoring of all my clients comments to a point and following my advice my client removed them from written record.

Frankly prosecution has bungled this case from start to finish and I ask the jury to rule accordingly. Bribes of 25% of payout are on hand for a favourable outcome

*wig again
How does the jury find vik? Registered jurors only ;-)

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Ano Regni
YOKELS
#88 - 2015-10-21 23:32:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Ano Regni
Not Amarr wrote:
CCP Falcon wrote:

Chatlogs and "fanmail"

The posting of chatlogs and EVEmails is not permitted, as past experience has shown us that these have a tendency to incite flames and trolling.

An exception to this is the Pirate Stories Thread, where players can post chatlogs (with the names of victims/counterparts blanked out) as part of a pirate story or experience.

"Pod or post" threads

It may be considered a legitimate ransom tactic to demand a victim post on the forums or face liquidation, threads of this nature do not contribute anything constructive to the forums other than to purposely embarrass members of the community.

For this reason, threads with a "pod or post" content will be considered spam. We don't need more spam on the forums, so please don't contribute to it.

Reminder






Ohh you know CCP enjoys the read Big smile.

I am not a pirate, I work in private acquisition and redistribution dealing in personal assets

Moon Moon Burdy
New Eden Tech Support
#89 - 2015-10-22 00:02:09 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Buldath
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:


*wig again
How does the jury find vik? Registered jurors only ;-)


Apologies, your honor. It seems I overstepped my bounds by airing my decision before the defense's closing statements. (premature deliberation or something like that... it's kind of a recurring issue for me)

Are we members of the jury to consider the evidence presented *snip* Logs removed *snip* ~ISD Buldath which betrays the defendant's contempt for the court and its processes?

Things that went boom

Storytime with Moon Moon New stories semi frequently-ish!

Promising Young Murderer, Education Appreciated.

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#90 - 2015-10-22 00:36:14 UTC
Moon Moon Burdy wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:


*wig again
How does the jury find vik? Registered jurors only ;-)


Apologies, your honor. It seems I overstepped my bounds by airing my decision before the defense's closing statements. (premature deliberation or something like that... it's kind of a recurring issue for me)

Are we members of the jury to consider the evidence presented here which betrays the defendant's contempt for the court and its processes?

As Judge I must say yes. All evidence is considered admissible unless given by an ALT

As defense counsel I want to say no though...

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Moon Moon Burdy
New Eden Tech Support
#91 - 2015-10-22 01:24:52 UTC
Thank you, your honor.

If it please the court, based upon overwhelming evidence during the proceedings of this trial, whereupon many Nitshe alts were brought to light, the defendant's open and remorseless contempt for this very court has been revealed.

Be that as it may, the prosecution's case was not nearly as fun to read as the defendant's, which of course indicates that the attorney for the defense is possessed of much truthiness. Despite the fact that none of our honorable jurors are gonna see a lick of that 25% bribe due to said defendant's aforementioned contempt of our hallowed process, I have no option but to find in favor of the defendant, may Bob have mercy on our souls. (do podders have souls? not really sure...)

Also, Not Amarr really should have taken the Lord Inquisitor up on that thunderdome opportunity. Bad move on his part, IMO.

Things that went boom

Storytime with Moon Moon New stories semi frequently-ish!

Promising Young Murderer, Education Appreciated.

Morgan Agrivar
Doomheim
#92 - 2015-10-22 06:44:09 UTC
Can I go and do the Thunderdome so I can become a member of C+P? I just want to shoot at someone. Declared my first war and this is how it has gone.

Day 1: No wartarget login.
Day 2: No wartarget login.
Day 3: No wartarget login.
Day 4: Come home to no wartargets logged on. I think I see a pattern.

So far, waste of 50m isk. :(
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#93 - 2015-10-22 06:55:58 UTC
Morgan Agrivar wrote:
Can I go and do the Thunderdome so I can become a member of C+P? I just want to shoot at someone. Declared my first war and this is how it has gone.

Day 1: No wartarget login.
Day 2: No wartarget login.
Day 3: No wartarget login.
Day 4: Come home to no wartargets logged on. I think I see a pattern.

So far, waste of 50m isk. :(

First you gotta have a disagreement with somebody that needs settling Lol

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Morgan Agrivar
Doomheim
#94 - 2015-10-22 06:57:47 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Morgan Agrivar wrote:
Can I go and do the Thunderdome so I can become a member of C+P? I just want to shoot at someone. Declared my first war and this is how it has gone.

Day 1: No wartarget login.
Day 2: No wartarget login.
Day 3: No wartarget login.
Day 4: Come home to no wartargets logged on. I think I see a pattern.

So far, waste of 50m isk. :(

First you gotta have a disagreement with somebody that needs settling Lol


How about I disagreed with their Retriever fit? It was bad.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#95 - 2015-10-22 06:59:42 UTC
Moon Moon Burdy wrote:
Thank you, your honor.

If it please the court, based upon overwhelming evidence during the proceedings of this trial, whereupon many Nitshe alts were brought to light, the defendant's open and remorseless contempt for this very court has been revealed.

Be that as it may, the prosecution's case was not nearly as fun to read as the defendant's, which of course indicates that the attorney for the defense is possessed of much truthiness. Despite the fact that none of our honorable jurors are gonna see a lick of that 25% bribe due to said defendant's aforementioned contempt of our hallowed process, I have no option but to find in favor of the defendant, may Bob have mercy on our souls. (do podders have souls? not really sure...)

Also, Not Amarr really should have taken the Lord Inquisitor up on that thunderdome opportunity. Bad move on his part, IMO.

That's one for the defense. What say you other members of the Jury?

PS I agree with the thunderdome part. Always a shame when somebody gets a permanent shun for not abiding with the local customs

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Morgan Agrivar
Doomheim
#96 - 2015-10-22 07:07:19 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#97 - 2015-10-22 07:17:01 UTC
Morgan Agrivar wrote:

Only C&P people really do thunderdomes Blink

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Morgan Agrivar
Doomheim
#98 - 2015-10-22 07:24:50 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Morgan Agrivar wrote:

Only C&P people really do thunderdomes Blink


Oh, so I guess I am just a spectator. Gotcha.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#99 - 2015-10-22 07:40:26 UTC
Morgan Agrivar wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Morgan Agrivar wrote:

Only C&P people really do thunderdomes Blink


Oh, so I guess I am just a spectator. Gotcha.

Was more a dig at the people you decced

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Morgan Agrivar
Doomheim
#100 - 2015-10-22 08:15:41 UTC
Oh. Well I do feel better cause just caught one of them off a gate in an Orca, got nice 850m Orca kill and 16m pod. :)