Crime & Punishment

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I knew some one would say that but okay so when someone emails me in game I will forward all eve mail that jiax has sent me no problem

My Client spoke out of turn and I beg the CoCaP's forgiveness

What really happened
It was a dark dark day and their were a group of capsuleers sitting around a POS when suddenly one of them said 'Vik, tell us a story' and this is the story he told...

(Holds up Flash light to face for eerie effect, hits play on the CD player)
A outwardly friendly capsuleer by the name of Thermal Damage was bored one day and decided he was going to put his wits against his fellow capsuleers for personal gain. After some time was spent contemplating the best method available to him he decided to go to a favorite tried and tested method and go after a J-Space based Corp and rob them blind. The corp he chose in infiltrate was our own. We have a sophisticated set of hoop jumping and fail safes in place but as Thermal seemed like a friendly lad we decided to put him through just one more test before giving him access to our significant stash of assets. We used the hauling test which he of course failed (Thunder clash in background)...

We decided to take justice into our own hands and the journey took us to some dark places. First up we had some light hearted trolling and banter but then our search for justice took us to the character bazaar. We couldn't let him take optimal payouts for the characters and saw our opportunity for extortion (cackles). After some time we received a boohoo mail from the culprit threatening GM intervention and the cracks were showing as clear as day. We ramped up our efforts and finally we were dragged into the most vile cesspit the EVE-O forums have, C&P. Here the most nefarious crooks and villains congregate. It is also the most honorable section of the forums where there is honor among thieves if you know how to navigate their rules and in-jokes (pauses narration) I recommend this thread for a how to (narration resumes). We decided to agree to the rules of the Court of Crime and Punishment which is NOT TO EVER BE CONFUSED WITH CCP and enlisted the help of Noragen Neirfallas, the usual Judge who agreed to moonlight as our Defense for a modest fee.

To be continued... (maniacal laughter)

ok if u say so

ok like I said w.e. u say

I would like to use your clients comments as evidence. To take them off the record would be a crime in itself.

Lenience granted, because its you.

I'd like to thank the CoCaP for their speedy and fair decision.

As for Vik you can send the ISK to either this toon or Jiax. I don't mind.

As you're a brand new poster, I must question your credentials. Who on earth are you?

If you cannot provide adequate vouches and/or a link to your main account, I'll be forced to assume you are just another Nitshe alt.

Good sir,

Thank you for your retort. We do welcome all aspects and opinions before levying judgement.

I will answer your points in order, and I have snipped some of the non relevant information to shorten the post.

Firstly, Yourmoneymywallet is an expert in the field of scam detection and avoidance. Court systems everywhere utilize testimony of industry experts to determine validity of evidence entered for review. The evidence appears shopped to the expert.

Secondly, also established doctrine by court systems all over, are character witnesses. My testimony about Thermal's participation here was merely that.

Third... The Inquisition does not elect its membership. The position of Lord Inquisitor is held by myself until biomass, ordained by Bob to carry out justice in His name. The Inquisition serves at the courts pleasure, but operates independently.

Lastly... In your attempt to discredit myself, the membership of this court, and the Glorious Inquisition itself, you have presented yourself as a possible Nitshe alt. I must formally request the court to order a special Thunderdome match to determine your guilt. Two ships enter, one ship leaves.

Long live the Inquisition.