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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#41 - 2015-10-01 07:31:25 UTC
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
We need some jurors here people.

I believe it is the prosecution's turn to present evidence. Savra Eir will represent the prosecution unless there are any complaints. Savra, would you please present the opening arguments?


I object my client has been accused by enough people at this point without a scrap of evidence. I move for a mistrial as the prosecution has made a mockery of this case already

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Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#42 - 2015-10-01 07:44:48 UTC
Cant we just ignore the court and burn someone ? Twisted

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

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Svara Eir
Half Empty
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#43 - 2015-10-01 09:07:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Svara Eir
In a strange turn of events the defendant has fired the prior counsel and hired me as legal representation.

My client is not guilty on the grounds of mental deficiency, which is clearly evidenced by his posting.
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#44 - 2015-10-01 15:20:06 UTC
Can you make the list alphabetical?

It would also be better if you broke it up a bit. Obvious choices at a glance would be:

1. Alts
2. Scouts
3. Neutral Reppers
4. Buddies
5. HS classmates
6. Blue buddies
7. Boosters
8. Fluffers

Right now your list is difficult to use. Put at least a little effort into this. (spread sheet please)
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#45 - 2015-10-01 16:12:20 UTC
Serendipity Lost wrote:
Can you make the list alphabetical?

It would also be better if you broke it up a bit. Obvious choices at a glance would be:

1. Alts
2. Scouts
3. Neutral Reppers
4. Buddies
5. HS classmates
6. Blue buddies
7. Boosters
8. Fluffers

Right now your list is difficult to use. Put at least a little effort into this. (spread sheet please)

I would support this if they were not my clients this time. Ahem

We would like to plead guilty to all the charges your honor on the condition that the prosecution concedes its performance was terrible and that they not only didn't provide proof or an interesting story but the list was poorly displayed and took time to go through (perhaps the greatest crime of all?)

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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#46 - 2015-10-01 21:07:41 UTC  |  Edited by: BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Tora Bushido wrote:
Cant we just ignore the court and burn someone ? Twisted

Your application as a juror and executioner has been accepted.

Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
We would like to plead guilty to all the charges your honor on the condition that the prosecution concedes its performance was terrible and that they not only didn't provide proof or an interesting story but the list was poorly displayed and took time to go through (perhaps the greatest crime of all?)


This settlement is not satisfactory for the court as it would leave no precedent for how to deal with this sort of mass accusation in the future. However, based on the prosecution's argument it seems that the charges are being dropped. The prosecution is ordered to pay 500m to marmite for use of their services, and 50m to every person on accused in this thread for emotional damages. I will leave it to Mr. Bushido to collect these charges if they are not paid promptly.

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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#47 - 2015-10-01 21:35:49 UTC
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
Cant we just ignore the court and burn someone ? Twisted

Your application as a juror and executioner has been accepted.

Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
We would like to plead guilty to all the charges your honor on the condition that the prosecution concedes its performance was terrible and that they not only didn't provide proof or an interesting story but the list was poorly displayed and took time to go through (perhaps the greatest crime of all?)


This settlement is not satisfactory for the court as it would leave no precedent for how to deal with this sort of mass accusation in the future. However, based on the prosecution's argument it seems that the charges are being dropped. The prosecution is ordered to pay 500m to marmite for use of their services, and 50m to every person on accused in this thread for emotional damages. I will leave it to Mr. Bushido to collect these charges if they are not paid promptly.

My client is satisfied with this outcome and entrusts me with the distribution of payments to the 'list'

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Rusell
HSM Regulators
#48 - 2015-10-05 10:59:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Rusell
Let Pirat in peace, they have shown that they are more respectful than more of the people and mercenaries over there.

1. They dont burn the Local.

2. They dont troll, like a lot of people here. (You dont need to block the entire alliance like Marmites)

3. They dont flame anybody.

Pirat I respect them as a wardecs but not, im not from Pirat.

P.E. Moderator please close this thread.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#49 - 2015-10-05 14:03:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Tora Bushido
Rusell wrote:
Let Pirat in peace, they have shown that they are more respectful than more of the people and mercenaries over there.

1. They dont burn the Local.

2. They dont troll, like a lot of people here. (You dont need to block the entire alliance like Marmites)

3. They dont flame anybody.

Pirat I respect them as a wardecs but not, im not from Pirat.

P.E. Moderator please close this thread.
Pirat respected..... LOL Pirate. They dont speak English and that's why they dont post here. Marmites dont block entire alliances, but we re open for contracts on them.

And how would you know they dont troll .... SPAI !!! (please add to the list Twisted).

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#50 - 2015-10-05 17:45:05 UTC
Rusell wrote:
Let Pirat in peace, they have shown that they are more respectful than more of the people and mercenaries over there.

1. They dont burn the Local.

2. They dont troll, like a lot of people here. (You dont need to block the entire alliance like Marmites)

3. They dont flame anybody.

Pirat I respect them as a wardecs but not, im not from Pirat.

P.E. Moderator please close this thread.

They don't troll? Next your going to tell me they don't cry salty tears in Amarr about magical disconnects or that fighting on the sun isn't an incredibly painful experience for your eyes

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Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#51 - 2015-10-05 17:58:25 UTC
I'm still bothered by the fact that I'm not on the list. Given that I'm not playing for the forseeable future and my account expires in a week or so...I'm a perfect representative of their activity away from Amarr, even if I'm not shooting them for lulz anymore. Pirate

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#52 - 2015-10-05 21:18:23 UTC
Rusell wrote:
Let Pirat in peace, they have shown that they are more respectful than more of the people and mercenaries over there.

1. They dont burn the Local.

2. They dont troll, like a lot of people here. (You dont need to block the entire alliance like Marmites)

3. They dont flame anybody.

Pirat I respect them as a wardecs but not, im not from Pirat.

P.E. Moderator please close this thread.


Lol @ the entire quoted post, especially the part where your asking to have someone else's thread closed. Shitehawk detected.

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BirdStrike
Doomheim
#53 - 2015-10-05 22:59:05 UTC
If someone accidentally the whole internet, but managed to get a panic printout of this thread and it was all that was saved, they would frame it alongside the Declaration of Independence so schoolchildren and Japanese tourists could marvel at what a trillion dollars of IT research and infrastructure could achieve towards our age of enlightenment.

But more likely it will be a selfie of Kim Kardashian with her ass hanging out and we'll be left to speculate on why we spent so much to fapp off over some attention whore's fat arse.

Bad luck OP, your contribution to our history books will be overshadowed by cellulite and fake tan and never will mankind have the opportunity to fight wars over your fabled list of apostles/retards (delete as applicable).
BUFFER OVERFL0W
Doomheim
#54 - 2015-10-07 09:57:37 UTC
We have spy in BLOJO and 1STMC for 3 months now.

SO EASYYYYYYY !!!!!

Me spy will leave soon and me will biomassing.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#55 - 2015-10-08 08:51:25 UTC
It seems people are doomed now. Twisted

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

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Morgan Agrivar
Doomheim
#56 - 2015-10-08 11:11:05 UTC
I shot at a PIRAT once, and I liked it...
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#57 - 2015-10-08 12:25:56 UTC
Looks like OP biomassed.

Does this mean I win?

Bear

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#58 - 2015-10-10 19:14:54 UTC
Sure, mike wins.

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