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The emperor's bounty on termites

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HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#61 - 2015-10-08 18:51:42 UTC
We seem to be veering off track. I will investigate Reddit, but there are other ways. Thanks for all the bumps, but I have yet to give away any isk. I'm ashamed for you active players. The termite colony is ripe for the harvest.

They talk about their new doctrines (flying around in fast evasive frigates from what my reports tell me). It wouldn't surprise me if warp stab were a requirement also.

My doctrine was always kill the ship, then the pod. It worked well for me. It's too bad the termites adopted my play style almost completely and called it their own for several years...again, you're welcome. I feel their slander of me is misplaced and they should all post a thank you to me. Until then, my bounty for marmite corpses will remain active.

Keep working on the doctrines termites.....maybe running around in stabbed frigates is the way for you to go.😜

Bring me frozen corpses people. Must I offer moar?

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Zarek Moesia
The Mobius Project
#62 - 2015-10-08 18:53:24 UTC
Xorphix wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
For a Corp CEO that was "wiped out by marmite" as tora put it, you sure seem over zealous of your new overlord/ puppet master. Food for thought.😋



I wasn't CEO during that period, I was away alot. ;) Also, I do recall you lost a load of ships during that war too, which made me question what made you think you were "cool". And how are you figuring my comment as being "over zealous"? Lol

Again though, your opportunity to gain your "coolness" was made possible by Tora. Blink

After reading through this entire one has to ask are you and tora dating?

Holey may owe the amount of targets to marmite but the amount of kills is all in the amount of work you put into the game.

You don't kill that much crap without dedicating multiple hours to a game. So in the end I believe marmite should be celebrating one of its founders and be happy that he has the initiative to create content for his beloved alliance.
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#63 - 2015-10-08 19:29:48 UTC
Thank you for your kind words. Tora and I are not dating, I'm pretty sure he already has a boyfriend.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#64 - 2015-10-08 19:31:00 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:

My doctrine was always kill the ship, then the pod. It worked well for me. It's too bad the termites adopted my play style almost completely and called it their own for several years...again, you're welcome.

Forgive my ignorance but... Isnt that just shooting someone in the face?

Beggers the question, what do you think they did before you came along, forcefull fingerpainting!?
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#65 - 2015-10-08 19:39:03 UTC
The only thing I remember of the termites before my time was ushwi Hobart sitting outside Jita all day getting no kills. They were nobodies. It isn't even toenail mosquitos alliance originally, it was given to him or something.

I have heard from many how the leader of the termites took isk for no service rendered. At least when I was there, we got stuff done. Of course, tomato burrito got very fat off his founders...me and a few others.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Valkin Mordirc
#66 - 2015-10-08 21:11:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Valkin Mordirc
HoleySheet1 wrote:
For a Corp CEO that was "wiped out by marmite" as tora put it, you sure seem over zealous of your new overlord/ puppet master. Food for thought.😋




AHHH **** SHOTS FIRE. ACTIVATE DAMAGE CONTROL SEAL ALL BULKHEADS, BATTLESTATIONS BATTLESTATIONS ALL CREW MAN YOUR STATION!!! D=

Silliness aside.

He was a Director, not the CEO. Leadership was lacking in all regards in regards to that. If I remember correctly the CEO wasn't very active, but most others in leadership where. So there's that.

Also you where in that Alliance to.

So Technically, You were apart of that.

If I remember correctly, Forsaken dropped you twice. And Marmite did to.

Or something like that.

I do remember Legion being thrown away because you seem to think that camping the busiest Trade hub in the game was a good idea.


Unless you plan on selling your character I would suggest you stop this noneness unless you plan on selling your account. You seemed like an alright guy on comms, would actually hate to see you leave EVE because of dramamamamama.
#DeleteTheWeak
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#67 - 2015-10-08 22:03:59 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
Um....who are you again? Forsaken? Don't think so.

Collect bounties today. Kill and pod a marmite, and bring me a corpse.

Will investigate Reddit tonight.

Edit : duh...I'm always in someone's line of fire. But it usually takes about half a dozen good pvpers to take me down. You won't find many of my loss mails with just one person on it unless they had a ton of logi😎

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#68 - 2015-10-11 10:41:44 UTC
No one is collecting isk yet? I am very displeased.

Bring me marmite corpses for isk. With a killmail.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#69 - 2015-10-11 11:50:05 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Mortlake wrote:
Hand on heart, Mr Sheet, I thank you for at very least bringing some content to C&P. My new job involves many long nights away from home, and there are emotional holes that not even xhamster can fill. You fill my hole perfectly, and for that I am grateful.

I used to fill your hole Sad


But you haven't been posting much :(

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#70 - 2015-10-11 21:02:04 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
No one is collecting isk yet? I am very displeased.

Bring me marmite corpses for isk. With a killmail.

If you used a reputable 3rd party for holding isk people would take it seriously. As it stands you can't even keep the terms on getting paid straight.

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#71 - 2015-10-11 21:03:50 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Mortlake wrote:
Hand on heart, Mr Sheet, I thank you for at very least bringing some content to C&P. My new job involves many long nights away from home, and there are emotional holes that not even xhamster can fill. You fill my hole perfectly, and for that I am grateful.

I used to fill your hole Sad


But you haven't been posting much :(

Combination of real life study I've started and dropping eve online to play corp management online Blink

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HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#72 - 2015-10-13 18:23:21 UTC
Is it because the marmites run if they got a challenge? Is this why I am giving away no isk?

This 3rd party Stuff about giving away isk is rediculous. I am a man of my word. You bring me a marmite corpse with a killmail and you will be rewarded. I mean, you will have fun killing them...then you get a reward. Sounds good to me.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Areen Sassel
Dirac Angestun Gesept
#73 - 2015-10-13 20:07:50 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
My doctrine was always kill the ship, then the pod.


That is the conventional order in which these things are done, I believe. I put my socks on before my boots but I'm not sure I'd call it "my doctrine".
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#74 - 2015-10-13 21:06:04 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Is it because the marmites run if they got a challenge? Is this why I am giving away no isk?

This 3rd party Stuff about giving away isk is rediculous. I am a man of my word. You bring me a marmite corpse with a killmail and you will be rewarded. I mean, you will have fun killing them...then you get a reward. Sounds good to me.

The issue as pointed out is you and whomever we and us are aren't certain of what your word is

PS I suggest making it bird

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HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#75 - 2015-10-14 12:49:24 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
A new day away from eve. No marmite corpses for me? You're gonna make uncle Holey cry.

Collect isk that I don't need. It's very simple....you bait a marmite, then you kill them. Or, wait at a trade hub, choke point, or uedama....you'll get one.

I understand they dock at the first sign of trouble....but I have faith in you.

Edit : I'm beginning to understand the problem. The only people who read these forums are scared of termites, one of them, or one of their sad sycophants (noragen for example). Oops, maybe he will cry to the forum moderators. Or possibly, when he again loses the verbal spar he will go back to gardening.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Xorphix
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#76 - 2015-10-14 13:02:30 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
A new day away from eve. No marmite corpses for me? You're gonna make uncle Holey cry.

Collect isk that I don't need. It's very simple....you bait a marmite, then you kill them. Or, wait at a trade hub, choke point, or uedama....you'll get one.

I understand they dock at the first sign of trouble....but I have faith in you.

Edit : I'm beginning to understand the problem. The only people who read these forums are scared of termites, one of them, or one of their sad sycophants (noragen for example). Oops, maybe he will cry to the forum moderators. Or possibly, when he again loses the verbal spar he will go back to gardening.


I think we've shed the majority of our hub campers who were easily ganked, including you, so I think we're pretty safe for now. Big smile We have plenty of PIRAT corpses though, if you fancy those instead?Blink
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#77 - 2015-10-14 13:17:51 UTC
PIRAT has gone downhill. Don't pat yourself on the back. Many of my kills are at gates...its just a sad excuse that jealous people use when they say I am a hub camper. I understand your jealousy. 13k kills and 200 losses...can you even imagine?

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#78 - 2015-10-14 14:00:03 UTC
Wouldn't just hiring all the other merc corps to go after Marmite for a few months be more productive?

I distinctly remember a past Marmite-geddon gangbang that left Tora's hole a little stretched, Amarr a veritable no-go zone, and some even fleeing as far as Hek to avoid the carnage... :)

DO IT!

F

HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#79 - 2015-10-14 14:03:46 UTC
Sounds like an idea, but I would like to pay for results.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#80 - 2015-10-14 14:13:24 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Sounds like an idea, but I would like to pay for results.

Dude, the critical mass that results in all other mercs being aggro to Marmite is your best chance at getting up Tora's nose if that is indeed your goal. Just paying for one-off kills will just yield 'meh', which you are already seeing?

You gotta nuke that sh1t from orbit, its the only way to be sure.

F