EVE General Discussion

The mediaeval Florentines have nothing on this guy, right?!

Tricking you into writing Haikus for a paltry 100m ISK, then bountying you and nearly having a fit over the KMs
Want to do it again? Will pay 200m this time

Getting people to sing on the forum

Getting people to sing on comms

Asking someone to explain transversal three times, then asking him to explain the offside rule, with 3 other women stood behind me guffawing

Using experiences in EvE IRL, like changing career direction. Talking to some of the smartest people I've come across. Being taught to see things from multiple perspectives, or more completely changing my mind over things based upon conversations. Being able to participate in the game at a text based level (which is awesome when you love reading but despise twitch gaming). Using EvE as a lens to view the rest of the internet with bizarre results. Lurking in plain sight to study the strange male mind with hilarious results.

Particular favourite hobby - spotting interesting people/high profile figures ingame then sneaking upto them to talk to them (sometime on alts) without them knowing it's me. And then mentioning it years later. Oh, and trying to construct hideously complicated ingame challenges then executing them. Some of these projects have been ongoing for years, it's almost like playing against yourself. And everyone else.

You've never seen him make Trippia scream LIAR LIAR after 7 pages of brawling. Pretty sure he is pulling le troll face most of the time tbh. I think it's adorable, but I'm perverted.

Translation: "I'm naturally better than all of you, but of course I'm puffing myself up before beating a hasty retreat at the sight of too many of my past transgressions. I'd better leave before someone calls me out on my bullshit...again!"



I take that last 'good luck' to be his exit from this thread. If he posts again here...well, it's yet another red mark.

Well personally I'm knee deep in conceptual artwork right now (**** you negative space drawing, make my brain hurt) and needed to give my brain a break , hence ripping on you.

Also "realise" is the European spelling

Actually back on topic, one thing I want to do is get a roleplayer to break character and start flaming me

Agreed

If I told you, I'd fail.

So: Hooray for success!

Kanye West plays Eve.

Who knew.

I got jumped at a poco this morning. I didn't panic. I hit the damage control, and the hardeners immediately instead of forgetting about them completely. I micro jumped out of web range, aligned to a book mark, and warped out unscathed.

I've gone from skulking around and avoiding camps to going about my business with impunity.

Man, I'm having a blast.



Dan

i was flying Orca once... routine flight within high sec, but it was Placid i think or somewhere around that area, i wasn't afk cause i was moving two legions and faction mods for them but it was midnight and i miss clicked the gate name... and right after gate activated i found myself in low sec oh boy what a feeling! i got adrenalin ignitor activated with alarm beacon in my head...

check local i was the only one, was thinking for a second should i start burning back to the gate? nah damn thing is too slow for that high chances someone jump in and tackle me while my lame attempt to reach the gate, so i quickly jumped to the sun @ 100km and right after i re-aligned to the safe gate someone appeared in local, to my surprise it was one of my friend who was running his DST back to high sec

when i told him what just happened, he was laughing at me all next day