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If you could be a CCP dev......

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fido gotran over
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#41 - 2012-01-04 19:11:15 UTC
I would be the dev over the art department and have them design a guristas carrier in the shape of a giant skull bunny with fighters launched from the mouth and evil, glowing eyes MUHAHAHA. Twisted

i would aslo have them redo the gila -- I HATE THAT HULL -- maybe even an entire new set of ships for ALL pirate ships instead of just reskins.
BLACK-STAR
#42 - 2012-01-04 19:12:22 UTC
If I were a ccp dev for one day I would fix these forums.

In 1 day. And have everyone enjoy their signatures again.
Defecanda
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#43 - 2012-01-04 19:55:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Defecanda
I would do the bare minimum of coding required for my projects, spend all day on the forums trying to be funny to my customer base, participate in fleet battles, and give T2 BPO's to all my buddies.

[i][b]CCP Zulu.....      Forcing players to dock at the captain's quarters is a form of what we actually wanted to get through, which is making Incarna a seamless part of the EVE Online experience. [/b](i like to steal sigs)[/i]
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#44 - 2012-01-04 21:40:25 UTC
Tough decision but with that ability I would have to decline. It might not positively affect the game when a game developer wakes up the next morning with a roll of fiberglass insulation in the bed and a lot of explaining to do with friends and family.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Marduk Nibiru
Chaos Delivery Systems
#45 - 2012-01-04 21:50:15 UTC
Cyprus Black wrote:
If I were a CCP Dev, I would cry over the terrible decisions created by upper management and the sad fact that there's nothing I can do to stop it.


That's what EVERY software developer does.
Bane Loppknow
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#46 - 2012-01-04 23:33:37 UTC
I'd be Topknot. Because I myself keep my hair in a ponytail, and wonder what life would be like with a topknot instead. Also his beard is more magnificent than mine.
Xuko Nuki
Heralds of Darkness
White Sky.
#47 - 2012-01-05 00:00:05 UTC
So I could eat shark poop and fall into a volcano? No thanks.
Morganta
The Greater Goon
#48 - 2012-01-05 00:49:53 UTC
I was going to say the guy who has to unplug the cluster that one last time
but they fired him thinking it would make the game go on forever

so I guess my choice would be the guy that has the most dirt on the boss
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#49 - 2012-01-05 00:59:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Vimsy Vortis
I'm pretty sure I don't have any skills that are particularly relevant to developing video games so anything I did would be totally unproductive.

Although going from The Empyrean Age it looks you don't even need a coherent train of thought to be a writier for CCP, so that's an easy in. I can make up some horrible garbage and ruin the lore for the roleplayers.
Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#50 - 2012-01-05 01:08:34 UTC
The guy responsible about fixing the forums and I would jump off from a cliff as a public favour.

Get classic forum style - custom videos to captains quarters screen

Play with the best - die like the rest
Ribaldry
#51 - 2012-01-05 02:09:33 UTC
I'd like to be CCP Guard... always wanted to be taller :(

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ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#52 - 2012-01-05 02:37:30 UTC
I'd be Tuxford.
With the push of a button I can make all the hamsters suicide... causing rivers of tears and angst among the playerbase... and all shall love me and despair!!!

How did you Veterans start?
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