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Soggy Biscuit - small gang pvp, serious faces not allowed
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Mixu Paatelainen
Eve Refinery
#1 - 2015-09-18 21:33:46 UTC
Hello!

We are Soggy Biscuit, a new corp formed from the ashes of New Eden Renegades, a corp we have gently laid to rest following the sad podding in real life of our eternal battle commander, Lex Fasces, RIP Cry

Anyway screw him thats old news.

We're now looking to get active again so we can begin doing stuff like this again and have begun to recruit dudes and lady-dudes who enjoy a bit of PVP, mostly in lowsec, with the occasional trip out into null.

Some characteristics that suggest you'll fit right in:


  • Talk total rubbish on teamspeak
  • Unable to take anything seriously
  • Incapable of listening to anything FC says, bonus points for talking over FC or playing some different game in the same channel while a fleet's out
  • Reprocess freighters when drunk, have no memory of it (true story)
  • Think right click overheats modules
  • Lose three sets of snakes in a day


Come join our public channel 'Renegades of New Eden' and have a chat, better come out on a roam!!
Mixu Paatelainen
Eve Refinery
#2 - 2015-09-18 21:41:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Mixu Paatelainen
Some of our recent shenanigans:

Our good friend Sebastian was sightseeing in a large plex when some evil Russians tackled him! We were on hand to take care of things

I took a destroyer to visit some galmil dudes, is it rude to mention I forgot I had a scram fitted?

Bumhuul hates lowsec so he went to take out his problems (he has many) on Provibloc

We get the occasional invite for nullbear pinata bashing

Blops should not blops when CJ is around

Frigate swarm 1 - Archon 0

Also lol we killed TikkTokk

Come join our public channel 'Renegades of New Eden' and have a chat, better come out on a roam!!
Mixu Paatelainen
Eve Refinery
#3 - 2015-09-19 14:19:47 UTC
Hello spacefriends!

I wasn't here and have no idea who was fighting who here but I'm assured it was lots of fun

Come join our public channel 'Renegades of New Eden' and have a chat, better come out on a roam!!
Oxford Blue
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#4 - 2015-09-19 14:41:54 UTC
Do you actually play soggy biscuit?

Not played that in years
Mixu Paatelainen
Eve Refinery
#5 - 2015-09-19 14:49:52 UTC
It's part of our recruitment process!

VNI down

Come join our public channel 'Renegades of New Eden' and have a chat, better come out on a roam!!
Mixu Paatelainen
Eve Refinery
#6 - 2015-09-19 23:46:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Mixu Paatelainen
Chaotic scenes as Rifterlings and Soggy Biscuit shoot everyone!

We woulda come out of that smelling of roses, but then some peeps flew expensive pods and encountered Mr insta-locking confessor (/me watchlists Jack Reneton) on the other team!

Anyway TOTALLY REDEEMING our isk efficiency, one of our deep field renegade barbarians literally caught someone snoozing, to their expensive disadvantage.

Come join our public channel 'Renegades of New Eden' and have a chat, better come out on a roam!!
Starbuck05
Abiding Ormolus
#7 - 2015-09-20 08:09:01 UTC
Hello :)

Looking at your kb and the crazy thats been posted so far you seem to be some cool wierdos.

Id like to extend a pre Alliance invitation . We are Eu tz and are looking for other corps in our low sec of Bleak Lands / Metro area.


If your interested drop by our pub channel Space Invaders Public or send a mail.


If not , then atleast you get a free friendly bump :)


Keep it real o/

Just because i am blond does not make me stoopid !
Mixu Paatelainen
Eve Refinery
#8 - 2015-09-20 09:48:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Mixu Paatelainen
I wouldn't consider hopping alliance for less than 17 million isk.

So you just wind your neck in until you're able to lay that kinda cash on the line, and ha ha, who among us has that kinda dough lying around?

Will idle and shiptoast in your pubchan though!

Sometimes when an alliance bro is going down, you gotta step up to the plate and max our KB efficiency! (srs CJ **** move)
Mixu Paatelainen
Eve Refinery
#9 - 2015-09-20 17:43:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Mixu Paatelainen
Here's how that crazy fight looked (the good bit at least) from my POV!

Also, we are not above pounding carebears.
Mixu Paatelainen
Eve Refinery
#10 - 2015-09-21 21:17:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Mixu Paatelainen
WHAAAAALE OFF THE PORT SIDE CAP'N

Happened literally an hour after I had to log off. Bad luck on the loot fairy though once the tractor unit huffed up all the loot!

Bonus edit:

T3Ds
are
breaking
the
game
Mixu Paatelainen
Eve Refinery
#11 - 2015-09-23 09:37:27 UTC
Hi spacefriends!

Coupla nice fights in lowsec exhibit A and exhibit B

Wait that 2nd one is a terrible fight our alliance mate lost a 450mil vigilant! Oh well. We don't judge.
Mixu Paatelainen
Eve Refinery
#12 - 2015-09-26 19:00:02 UTC
So been a quiet few days not doing much in eve, but today I got a call for help!

I was out roaming in my coercer of doom but I was sucked into a wormhole, handed a battleship and pointed at the enemy!

Not so scary wormhole people after all!

I discovered my genius hull tanked double web maulus that ignores all the bonuses of the ship isn't so great (wtb theorycrafters)

Mixu o7