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Why are you mad? Searching for angry CCP trolls

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Hemmo Paskiainen
#1 - 2015-09-23 11:15:39 UTC
I just read something and i have an instant bling into my brain. It is about this part: "One of CCP Seagull’s (exec producer) goals has been to remove CCP from in-between players so they can focus on their relationship with each other as opposed to the game developers."

It made me wonder, if there is something we could help CCP with to accomplish this goal. I am not really talking about just removing viability, as a marketeer, i understand the underlying strategics, but i am talking about a more practical way.

By just providing insight in why you are mad, so CCP can figure out a solution for that.
(i have one, but that's not the point)

So to give them the insight in why you are mad, the question: Why are you mad? I am mad because:


I will go first, and please, it is my personal reason, everyone has a different one, so be a man and state yours with your main.

I am mad because: of the Alchemy "re-balance" in the Dominion expansion and the way the consequences actually ruined years of invested time for me.

If relativity equals time plus momentum, what equals relativity, if the momentum is minus to the time?

Artemis Ellery Sazas
Shock and Awe Inc.
#2 - 2015-09-23 11:19:54 UTC
I am mad because CCP allows crappy threads like this one. Evil
Odie McCracken
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2015-09-23 11:30:05 UTC
I am mad because they replaced the soft toilet tissue in my local coffee shop with the harsh stuff. Ouch!
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#4 - 2015-09-23 11:50:56 UTC
because ibtl?
No wait.... thats a good thing P

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12

Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
#5 - 2015-09-23 11:53:17 UTC
Again CCP shows the courage to correct their course as needed before major problems mount

lol "before"

Not today spaghetti.

Avanda Redblade
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2015-09-23 11:55:55 UTC
I am not currently mad but will try to remember to return and give the reason when I next become so.

Thanks for the thread.

I just noticed the "Remaining characters:" count at the top of this post, it is declining rapidly as I type. I think Eve may be dead before the day's out!

No, don't worry, it just stopped.

Spoke too soon - there it goes again!
Trin Javidan
Caymen Labs
#7 - 2015-09-23 12:03:51 UTC
Sexy Cakes wrote:
Again CCP shows the courage to correct their course as needed before major problems mount

lol "before"



Yeahh spotttt on!


I am mad because: CCP corrects their course tooo sloww as needed before major problems mount
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#8 - 2015-09-23 12:15:40 UTC
I am mad as a bag of spiders because reasons...



Namely its too early in the day for scotch and space explodings
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#9 - 2015-09-23 12:27:24 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
I am mad as a bag of spiders because reasons...



Namely its too early in the day for scotch and space explodings
It's after midday, the sun is definitely over the yardarm, thus it's not to early to have a wee dram.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Feyd's Survival Pack

Chocolate Mooses
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#10 - 2015-09-23 14:25:45 UTC
I am mad due to being totally confused as to what the hell you are going on about and that some helpful ISD or GM has not locked your topic by this point for being totally inane.
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#11 - 2015-09-23 15:23:09 UTC
I am mad because people are so mad! And they don't even attempt decent humor while doing it!
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#12 - 2015-09-23 15:26:05 UTC
I am mad because of Falcon

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log

Ima Wreckyou
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#13 - 2015-09-23 15:48:11 UTC
I AM NOT MAD I DID NOT WANT THAT SHIP ANYWAY!!!
Outlawd
Asset Seizure and Reclaimation
#14 - 2015-09-23 16:23:45 UTC
"I am mad because I'm self entitled and think everything should revolve around me."

Is what one of the anger bunnies is mad about. Not me. I'm mad because I drink too much.
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#15 - 2015-09-23 16:36:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Webvan
I maaad cuz defender missiles r too OP! X
CCP nerf 'em now!

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12

Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#16 - 2015-09-23 16:45:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Bagrat Skalski
How this thread is not a rant inducing one?

I have few frustrations with features and CCP in general, but there are threads made by CCP with purpose to vent it off, like with Galatea - General feedback. You get there and tell whats is wrong. Or Features & Ideas Discussion subforum, you can propose something new. P
Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#17 - 2015-09-23 17:52:51 UTC
Caboose: Okay Tucker, I'm gonna tell you this only because you respect my opinion so much.

Tucker: I actually don't listen to anything you say. Ever.

Grif: Classic lazy one.

Caboose: If you keep being mean to Church, Church will just keep being mean to you. And then everyone will be mean to everyone, all the time, and everything will be bad, and no one will have fun.

Tucker: Is this... are you trying to give a motivational speech right now?

Donut: Shh, I wanna see where he's going.

Caboose: I mean, come on! Is this really what you want? You just, you just wanna be angry and mean all the time? Because that is dumb. And you know what? You are dumb for thinking that.

Grif: Did Caboose just call someone dumb?

Sarge: Well that's calling the kettle blue.

Caboose: So Church left, and maybe some of us were sad. But you know what? That is okay, because he was just trying to do something good, and he just made a mistake, and we all make mistakes sometimes.

Tucker: Wow, Caboose I -

Caboose: So shut up, and get over it! [Pause] Well, my work is done here.
Divine Entervention
Doomheim
#18 - 2015-09-23 18:53:07 UTC
I'm mad because it's possible to farm tons of ISK afk with drones and auto-target missiles.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#19 - 2015-09-23 20:07:17 UTC
I am mad because this guy backed into my car... in the office parking lot... while I was in there drinking my coffee... and it ruined my shirt... and I have to use my spare... and it itches my neck because reasons... and now the world irritates me because being parked in a parking lot with engine off and the radio on and drinking a coffee somehow makes the accident my fault according to the other guys insurance company... so now I get to request a copy of the parking lot security footage.... sigh. I cant say im mad at CCP... unless.... it was a CCP employee who did it!!!!!! But it wasn't, so im not. It was Carl, and Carl is a ****.

Also, I don't think CCP Troll exists. Im pretty sure I would know about him.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Paranoid Loyd
#20 - 2015-09-23 20:12:00 UTC
I'M NOT MAD!

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!

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