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If you could be a CCP dev......

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Marduk Nibiru
Chaos Delivery Systems
#21 - 2012-01-04 17:02:19 UTC
I'd be the one with the gun in my mouth.

F'n hate Python.
TuonelanOrja
Doomheim
#22 - 2012-01-04 17:04:13 UTC
I know she is not around anymore but I would like to be that hot blonde. Actually any female dev would be nice, just for science you know...

Not a veteran, just bitter..
Hirana Yoshida
Behavioral Affront
#23 - 2012-01-04 17:05:58 UTC
Being a Dev is pointless as anything you plan/do can be undone with a pen-stroke from above!

Now if I could be the bartender at the local haunt .. that is POWER!
CCP Atlas
C C P
C C P Alliance
#24 - 2012-01-04 17:07:28 UTC
Jask Avan wrote:
Chribba wrote:
The guy/girl that respawns the roids... Lol

You wanna be the server? Shocked


We have an intern for that.. True story.
Destination SkillQueue
Doomheim
#25 - 2012-01-04 17:07:36 UTC
I'd pick a female dev and do this. No I'm not proud of myself.
CCP Punkturis
C C P
C C P Alliance
#26 - 2012-01-04 17:08:24 UTC
Shizuken wrote:
CCP Punkturis - So I could leave a ton of "post-its" notes on her desk about what UI tweaks I would like to have.

And so I could fix the link in her EVE Gate profile to properly link the URL to her DEV Blogs:

It needs a ":" Right Here -----------v
-------------------------------------->http//www.eveonline.com/devblog.asp?a=author&p=CCP%20Punkturis<-----------

That way everyone would be able to see what a nice job she has done in the past few updates.

Ohh, and the pink "s" at the end should be included in the hyperlink.



Thanks! I fixed it Big smile

♥ EVE Brogrammer ♥ Team Five 0 ♥ @CCP_Punkturis ♥
CCP Xhagen
C C P
C C P Alliance
#27 - 2012-01-04 17:21:23 UTC
Ciar Meara wrote:
The one who sits on the right hand side of John Turbefield off course. It would be to prideful to aspire to more.

And our Lord Turbefield smothes with furious anger all who he deems prideful.

or you know, left side of punkturis...

Interestingly enough, I sit at John's right hand side. Literally.

CCP Xhagen | Associate Producer | @strangelocation
Cyprus Black
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#28 - 2012-01-04 17:26:30 UTC
If I were a CCP Dev, I would cry over the terrible decisions created by upper management and the sad fact that there's nothing I can do to stop it.

Summary of EvEs last four expansions: http://imgur.com/ZL5SM33
Meissa Anunthiel
Redshift Industrial
Rooks and Kings
#29 - 2012-01-04 17:28:25 UTC
that's a tough decision to make.
CCP Prism X for the ability to angry at everything all day and get away with it.
CCP Explorer for the ability to say "no" and not even be questioned about it because everyone knows it's justified.
CCP Veritas, to revel in awesomeness.
But at the end of the day, when all is considered, I'd be CCP Heimdall, because I'd have a large arsenal of weapons, a santa suit, an awesome beard, the ability to both act like a buffoon and be dead serious at the same time.

Member of CSM 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7
Sadayiel
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#30 - 2012-01-04 17:38:20 UTC
I'll choose some random not well know Dev, then proceed most of my free time to run across the office against CCP Guard everytime he records some video shouting.

-SUICIDE GAAAANK!!
-BUMP or POINT!!! (after knock guard down)
Then proceed to take something from him and runaway!!!
OlRotGut
#31 - 2012-01-04 17:51:08 UTC
Id be the guy that works on the GUI of Eve and make it more useful.
Hung TuLo
Running with Dogs
Out of the Blue.
#32 - 2012-01-04 17:51:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Hung TuLo
Can I be the Hampster?

I get to go on diets and get fed as well. Someone is always looking out for me. When I don't get fed people complain. They will love me. :)

"In space all warriors are cold warriors" ---  General Chang  Star Trek VI
Sy'Taya
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#33 - 2012-01-04 18:03:04 UTC
... I'd like to create just another new font :-)
Mai Khumm
172.0.0.1
#34 - 2012-01-04 18:20:45 UTC
CCP Atlas wrote:
Jask Avan wrote:
Chribba wrote:
The guy/girl that respawns the roids... Lol

You wanna be the server? Shocked


We have an intern for that.. True story.


That poor bastard...
SmegB
Almost Dangerous
Wolves Amongst Strangers
#35 - 2012-01-04 18:50:23 UTC
If i was a CCP Dev i would not know how to fix anything
Sirinda
Ekchuah's Shrine Comporium
#36 - 2012-01-04 18:51:26 UTC
Basement Ben. Don't want to change things too much.
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#37 - 2012-01-04 18:52:32 UTC
I would be CCP Sreegs...that guy is sex personified.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#38 - 2012-01-04 18:55:01 UTC
i'd be the guy that pulls the plug on the servers, screw this

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#39 - 2012-01-04 19:02:36 UTC
Only a day? hmm I guess Ill be the guy sitting by the post-it board thinking of things that could be worked on. With a laptop with eve running on it.

Then Ill arrange the postits into 4 sections like a graph ranging from least effort most impact to most effort least impact.

Chances are I'd be repeating what needs to be done already though.

Dust 514's CPM 1 Iron Wolf Saber Eve mail me about Dust 514 issues.
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#40 - 2012-01-04 19:03:08 UTC
Marlona Sky wrote:
CCP Inconceivable

His blogs are amazing and he's not afraid of any challenge, including death!



I would rather be CCP Inigo Montoya ...

Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco: http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco
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