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I want minmatar slave girls! In the captains quarters!
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Valei Khurelem
#1 - 2012-01-04 08:49:46 UTC
GIEF! >_<

"don't get us wrong, we don't want to screw new players, on the contrary. The core problem here is that tech 1 frigates and cruisers should be appealing enough to be viable platforms in both PvE and PvP."   - CCP Ytterbium
Simi Kusoni
HelloKittyFanclub
#2 - 2012-01-04 14:14:46 UTC
Valei Khurelem wrote:
GIEF! >_<

I thoroughly endorse this product.

[center]"I don't troll, I just give overly blunt responses that annoy people who are wrong but don't want to admit it. It's not my fault that people have sensitive feelings"  -MXZF[/center]
Valei Khurelem
#3 - 2012-01-04 15:06:39 UTC
We should also be able to have Caldari and Gallente strippers pole dancing in front of the flat screen!

"don't get us wrong, we don't want to screw new players, on the contrary. The core problem here is that tech 1 frigates and cruisers should be appealing enough to be viable platforms in both PvE and PvP."   - CCP Ytterbium
Jafit McJafitson
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2012-01-04 15:06:40 UTC
Oh look, it's this thread again.

Still +1

Stripper pole, exotic dancers, synthetic oil, blue pill

Also a bigger bed. I'm a multi-billionaire capsule pilot. I am the 0.00000001%. My exotic dancers and I are not sleeping in a tiny wall recess cot, especially when I have to walk across a huge room to get to it.
Valei Khurelem
#5 - 2012-01-04 15:09:17 UTC
Maybe you could pay ISK to have it extended! :D I want to be able to have chains put in mine for slaves too :P

"don't get us wrong, we don't want to screw new players, on the contrary. The core problem here is that tech 1 frigates and cruisers should be appealing enough to be viable platforms in both PvE and PvP."   - CCP Ytterbium
Asuka Solo
I N E X T R E M I S
Tactical Narcotics Team
#6 - 2012-01-04 15:31:52 UTC
And as with all topics demanding pole dangling boobies in the CQ, not only will I endorse this service announcement, I will also like every +1er.

Eve is about Capital ships, WiS, Boobs, PI and Isk!
Simi Kusoni
HelloKittyFanclub
#7 - 2012-01-04 16:45:12 UTC
Jafit McJafitson wrote:
Also a bigger bed. I'm a multi-billionaire capsule pilot. I am the 0.00000001%. My exotic dancers and I are not sleeping in a tiny wall recess cot, especially when I have to walk across a huge room to get to it.

Vibrating water-bed pod anyone?

[center]"I don't troll, I just give overly blunt responses that annoy people who are wrong but don't want to admit it. It's not my fault that people have sensitive feelings"  -MXZF[/center]
Ines Tegator
Serious Business Inc. Ltd. LLC. etc.
#8 - 2012-01-04 17:26:54 UTC
I should be able to hire a major domo to do the whipping for me as well. There's no reason to get close enough to the minmatar filth to risk contracting something.

And while I approve of dancing slave girls, there are more efficient ways of controlling you male servants. However, they do tend to attempt escape less (and thus be biomassed less frequently) if you reward them once in a while.

Overhaul Dscan!
Valei Khurelem
#9 - 2012-01-04 19:10:29 UTC
We should also get CCP to raise the age rating on so we can have faded curtains appear around the bed and the slaves will go in and start moaning and then animated shadows will appear doing strange things to each other :D

*cough* :P

"don't get us wrong, we don't want to screw new players, on the contrary. The core problem here is that tech 1 frigates and cruisers should be appealing enough to be viable platforms in both PvE and PvP."   - CCP Ytterbium