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Mercs NEEDED, i have a black soul an deep pockets.......
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uhlan pale
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2015-09-13 21:04:29 UTC
I hearty greeting to all,


Need to spank a corp 93 strong {10 active} generally **** weak, they have an alliance with 2 active pvp players.

I need to make an example of the corp for stealing 2 poco's.

Want to lay waste to all ALL their assets, POCO's x 5 an any other structures surveyed in their system.

Need to hurt them good for a couple of weeks to set the right example.

Have deep pockets an a vindictive black soul......


Cheers
Uhlan Pale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U78bJm0ovBQ
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#2 - 2015-09-13 21:38:29 UTC
Contact us game or send a eve-mail for a quote.

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#3 - 2015-09-14 15:05:36 UTC
I'll take the job.... Mail me

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Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#4 - 2015-09-14 15:30:09 UTC
If you have truly deep pockets, hire 'em both. This will bring great joy to your black heart and great despair to yer enemies..:)

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

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Belthazor4011
Battle BV Redux
#5 - 2015-09-14 16:21:32 UTC
The answer to any question will always be Bacon :)
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#6 - 2015-09-14 16:43:25 UTC
I doubt your sincerity regarding having deep pockets. Please transfer me one billion ISK as evidence that you truly have deep pockets then we can talk. If one billion ISK is that big a deal to you that you can't give it away on a whim, then your pockets aren't truly deep.

I await your reply.

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uhlan pale
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7 - 2015-09-15 00:00:59 UTC
Tora Bushido has the contract. He does not come cheap but I like his past work. He can tell you how deep my pockets are. Can't tell you how long the wardec contract is (more than a couple of wks) because it will spoil the surprise for the tgt corp. (93 person corp with alliances)

Will consider you all for future work, I seem to have a vindictive side, an my POCO bashing always brings new challenges on the radar.

If you need a POCO shield removed quickly by a two man team with navy armagedons subcontract us after November.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U78bJm0ovBQ
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#8 - 2015-09-15 03:01:36 UTC
uhlan pale wrote:
Tora Bushido has the contract. He does not come cheap but I like his past work. He can tell you how deep my pockets are. Can't tell you how long the wardec contract is (more than a couple of wks) because it will spoil the surprise for the tgt corp. (93 person corp with alliances)

Will consider you all for future work, I seem to have a vindictive side, an my POCO bashing always brings new challenges on the radar.

If you need a POCO shield removed quickly by a two man team with navy armagedons subcontract us after November.

Why bother posting at all if you already knew that you were going to marmite for it?

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
uhlan pale
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2015-09-15 08:25:29 UTC
Tora was prompt in his reply via email, an after looking at his record I was confident to contract.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U78bJm0ovBQ
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#10 - 2015-09-16 02:46:58 UTC
uhlan pale wrote:
Tora was prompt in his reply via email, an after looking at his record I was confident to contract.



Let us know how it goes. I'm curious how well this Bushido lad and his minions hunt down and prosecute the target.

Keep us posted!
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#11 - 2015-09-16 19:08:45 UTC
We still have no evidence of your deep pockets. Without proper evidence, the Court of C&P may have to convene to adjudicate the validity of your claims.

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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2015-09-16 19:42:03 UTC  |  Edited by: BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Bronson Hughes wrote:
We still have no evidence of your deep pockets. Without proper evidence, the Court of C&P may have to convene to adjudicate the validity of your claims.

Eh, lying usually isn't a big deal around here. I'm far too lazy to hit this one. We do need a proper court session in the near future though. Its been too long. Oh, hey, my likes are about to hit 2k. I better go find some prizes.

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uhlan pale
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#13 - 2015-09-17 10:07:09 UTC
Sounds like Bronson Hughes never asked Tora how deep my pockets are. Wonder why?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U78bJm0ovBQ
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#14 - 2015-09-17 10:14:41 UTC
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
Oh, hey, my likes are about to hit 2k.


\o/

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2015-09-17 10:34:48 UTC
Mortlake wrote:
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
Oh, hey, my likes are about to hit 2k.


\o/

You've made your point =P

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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#16 - 2015-09-17 13:59:53 UTC
uhlan pale wrote:
Sounds like Bronson Hughes never asked Tora how deep my pockets are. Wonder why?!

I shouldn't have to. You made the claim, not Tora. Why should he have to verify it for you?

Besides, if Tora were ti discuss the details of your contract with a third party, that would likely be bad for business.

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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#17 - 2015-09-17 14:28:19 UTC
Bronson Hughes wrote:
We still have no evidence of your deep pockets. Without proper evidence, the Court of C&P may have to convene to adjudicate the validity of your claims.

The Court is for serious cases only. I do not endorse it's use for minor mishaps.

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#18 - 2015-09-17 14:29:36 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Bronson Hughes wrote:
We still have no evidence of your deep pockets. Without proper evidence, the Court of C&P may have to convene to adjudicate the validity of your claims.

The Court is for serious cases only. I do not endorse it's use for minor mishaps.

The judge has spoken. I withdraw my claim.

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