Wormholes

Was it 2012? Possibly...I can't remember.

I was once a wormhole farmer if you can believe it. A very successful wormhole farmer I might add. I devoted all my character slots to a role, be it pve, PI, mining, both fullerite and rocks. I was having a fun time, kinda like playing sim city in space. I owned several holes, each had its purpose for my monetary gain. ( nano ribbons were selling for 7 mill, I was making several thousand wetware mainframes per months, and I had a fullerite reaction, which was icing for my cake).

It was a very successful venture, but I was growing extremely bored being mostly solo. I missed normal space and wanted out, by this time I had amassed several 10's of billions through my farming venture.

I guess what happened next was my fault for not knowing corporation mechanics. I let a guy in to my corp who claimed he wanted to set up a pos. long story short, I made 10's of billions and lost about 2 in a hostile takeover. This is where the story gets interesting. It's what makes me an eve household name.

This group worked very hard to discredit me, a lone wh mega farmer, and basically a video game player. They made fictitious web pages, falsified chat logs, photoshopped images, and were just general idiots, Some of their members even threatened me in real life, which I thought was funny. I am convinced they had a small army to make up all these things. If you're not familiar, you can just google my name and see some of their fiction about me remains on the net to this day, making me an icon in eve you don't want to mess with.

I wondered what this group would do even they ever came up against any real competition? I war decced them several times through different sources and they ended up losing much more than they gained from me. They are history now. I'm sure they broke several international laws in their slander and lies they made about me. Dealing with a large group of sociopaths can be trying on the soul.

I recently started a new corporation in memory of the one I lost and the innocent/ trusting nature I once had. In hindsight I am glad what happened because it made me realize that there's a lot of human garbage out there and in eve, I'm happy to take their ships as is proven on my killboard.

That's a story of my brief, extremely lucrative time owning a network of wormholes all by myself. I moved from being the king of my domain to being the king of high sec. Now wormhole commodities are next to worthless compared to my time in them. I mainly take blue and purple loot from my victims for isk these days, but I still have plenty of isk from that period in my eve career.

Seeya on the wrong end of my blasters and have a great day hole dwellers.

Then why did you click on the link? I understand that the lowest wrung of the internet uses these forums exclusively. I'm just here to elevate you a little. Go back to reading hop on pop, I'm sure it's more suitable for you.

the only hop on pop I know is what I did with your dad last night. There definitely wasn't any reading involved

not getting the attention you want in C&P?

played this game since 09 never herd of you, but small time wannabe's come along all the time so don't be offended

Storytime:

Article: Tears: Holeysheet
Update: Holeysheet! Phase 1 has begun!
Update: HoleySheet No Hubs For Us Nubs
Update: Trapped (My personal favorite)
Update: Holeysheet don’t leave

Truth hurts eh kids?

Edit : love the fiction, the memories. All fictitious and made by a group of lonely sociopaths. It's all explained in the story of my rise to omnipotence You girls made me famous, and if you've been playing since 09 and never heard of me, you must be under a rock the whole time....miner?

It was pretty funny when I popped your pod with my machariel a while back. Mr freeman. That's about all I can remember of you. I mean, you must be really bad at eve. Not often that a bs smokes a juicy pod. It was amusing to us.

Contest time!

Who can name the greatest eve player of all time? Correct answer gets 100 mill.

Rules : 2014-15 characters only...no trials

Paid with 2012 wormhole earnings.

I'm sorry. Your answer is wrong. The person you name is a spoiled child who just happens to be a lame video game philanthropist. Try again.