Crime & Punishment

Hi, my name is Holeysheet1 and I am better than you at everything, including eve, everyone. I am looking for an alliance so I may join and continue toward my path to even greater heights. I will mine, explore, and deal with any potential threat posed to me or my colleagues.
People will claim ( those lower on the food chain of eve ) that I only get easy kills. I'm not here to prove or disprove their theory, only that my killboard is their only means of proof, which is none at all. Mail me with any inquiries.

Let's stay away from the childish trolling and personal attacks on my persona. Follow forum rules people. Because while the isd's may like some of you sycophants....like el burrito, they reserve no love for me. They will lock my threads even though they are more entertaining than playing eve itself.

Have a great morning....follow crap and pee rules. Prove to me that you're more than a bottom feeder, like a carp.

You may refer to my locked thread for more juicy tidbits, it's still on top a day after being locked. I may even quote from it as it is great reading.

Edit : contest still open. Will pay 100 mill to the winner. Refer to my other thread for contest information and rules. Deadline is 7pm eastern timezone.

If you read the rules, which I stated several times, you would know this particular contest is open only to 2015 players(no trials), I am truly sorry you can't follow direction.

The answer is quite easy, it just galls some people to admit it.

Edit : only open to 2015 toons, no trials.

Let me repeat the contest as my previous thread is full of personal attacks by trolls and haters. It's hard to wade through all the troll crap, although my posts are a thing of beauty.

Contest : who can name the greatest eve player of all times?

So far I've only had wrong answers from bitter people, and none of them are 2015 toons.

Maybe you should look at the original contest post. It states : 2015 player, no trials. I only commended you on a well thought contribution. I'm on my phone so I can't quote you. Maybe you should check your reading comprehension level while all snuggled up in romi.

Edit : read post # 109 on my previous thread. I'll forgive you because you were probably ganking that mission runner in osmon and must've been scared out of your wits.

It would be a stretch to describe this as content.

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Reported.

My marijuana induced psychosis enables me to see the mad. The only dope gettin smoked around here is you just off the undock, if you even undock. The forums have needed a little something to generate some buzz. Thanks for the content holy, if thats what it can be called.

"Captain", the visbily distressed and shaken pilot shouted in alarm. "We have a hull breach" !!!