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The Omnipotent Emporor of New Eden Hath Spoketh

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HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#61 - 2015-09-11 12:47:47 UTC
Yes fybs. Full of yourself. I say this because you assumed you were the queen of the termite collection. You're a worker bee......that's all. Tomato burrito has you stringed like a good puppet. Lol

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Mag's
Azn Empire
#62 - 2015-09-11 12:50:31 UTC
admiral root wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Thunderdomes are for girl scouts, you'll need to contact leto thule...who I like to call Tina Turner, the girl-scout leader. Plus, the king has many enemies that would take advantage in a moment of weakness. I'm sorry that I'm too important for you at the moment, I may be able to fit in a 2-4 min convo in several months time.


You keep saying stuff like this, as if you want to look like you disapprove of the thunderdome content, but I think secretly you're trying to publicly acknowledge that the winner is simply the best.
It's more an attempt to convince himself that running away from the Thunderdome challenge that was issued, really will be forgotten soon and doesn't mean he sucks at the game.

But I'm sure we can all live with calling him King Coward.

Destination SkillQueue:- It's like assuming the Lions will ignore you in the Savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.
admiral root
Red Galaxy
#63 - 2015-09-11 12:56:01 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
The King's opinion is as follows : [snip]


*Whoooooossssssssssssshhhhhhhhhh*.

I have a feeling that had you read my post from the ISS, the point still would have gone over your head.

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#64 - 2015-09-11 13:09:25 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Yes fybs. Full of yourself. I say this because you assumed you were the queen of the termite collection. You're a worker bee......that's all. Tomato burrito has you stringed like a good puppet. Lol


Yes he does holey.

He helps give me direction Smile which at this point looks like it could be you.

So you refuse a thunderdome with me because you will lose. This is something you no very well holey I mean..

Hunter (me) vs Hub Camper (you)

What you do takes very little skill my little sister could do it. I think you should accept at lest a dual with me holey because that would give you a chance.

Let's also be honest you won't fight me in shape or form. so tora will have to dec you (if he hasn't already) then you will hug your station and if I show up you will play station games.

You should becarful what you agress tho holey because killing hub campers is one of the easiest things a player could do.

P.S I look forward to adding you to my list of merc's that iv killed Blink

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#65 - 2015-09-11 13:31:16 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
Mag's wrote:
admiral root wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Thunderdomes are for girl scouts, you'll need to contact leto thule...who I like to call Tina Turner, the girl-scout leader. Plus, the king has many enemies that would take advantage in a moment of weakness. I'm sorry that I'm too important for you at the moment, I may be able to fit in a 2-4 min convo in several months time.


You keep saying stuff like this, as if you want to look like you disapprove of the thunderdome content, but I think secretly you're trying to publicly acknowledge that the winner is simply the best.
It's more an attempt to convince himself that running away from the Thunderdome challenge that was issued, really will be forgotten soon and doesn't mean he sucks at the game.

But I'm sure we can all live with calling him King Coward.


I ran away from nothing, I chose not to participate in a noob competition, what I see as the pvp equivalent of a burner mission, or gas mining. Looking at your killboard....you cant fight solo mag's....you always need a helping hand. That's where we differ. You need the group to assure spots on killmails for yourself, there's no fun in that. Perhaps you need "thunderdome content" to teach you how to really play eve. The King does not. Don't make a fool of yourself in the future mag's without knowing the facts. You have a cute avatar however and would probably look real pretty in a long flowing white dress.
Once again to all my haters and fanboys....my killboard speaks for itself. I know jealousy and other negative emotions play a role in your characterization of me, so it is forgiven.

The winner of the thunderdome...whenever that is, will be a kiting ship meant to counter a specific other kiting ship, this I predict. See? No fun. I got 13000 kills, remember?

Edit : Fybs...not even worth a post. I remember the good old days when many marmitians...the good ones who are all unsubbed or elsewhere used to make fun and laugh at your lofty position because of your obvious lack of experience at leadership, or pvp, or anything really. If I see you not hiding in a backwater system like usual I will gladly duel you if I don't have other pressing matters. It would entertaining to slam dunk marmites "finest" anytime. Big smile As well....your leader promised me a perma war as a threat long ago, which I thought was funny, I'm still waiting.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#66 - 2015-09-11 13:47:36 UTC
Obligatory "Hail to the King baby...."

(Note: this obligatory Army of Darkness reference should in no way be construed as an endorsement of or recognition of HoleySheet1 as the king of anything.)

Also...IBTL because the way this is going, I doubt it'll stay open long....

Relatively Notorious By Association

My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs
Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#67 - 2015-09-11 13:55:16 UTC
That's funny because we are and I bet C&P is laughing at you right now.

How many of them kills did you get on EFA? or another hub holey?

You couldn't lace my boots holey Lol

Like I said becarful what you agress.....

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#68 - 2015-09-11 13:57:27 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
My threads do tend to get locked a lot. But I have confidence.

You already have my vote for csm Bronson, you don't have to entice me more with your tldr thread, the title is fine.

edit : rofl at fybs and his illusions.....delusions? Have a few too many brews at the pub watching footy? When we duel I will let my gf take over so you have a chance....she doesn't play fyi.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Lan Wang
Princess Aiko Hold My Hand
Safety. Net
#69 - 2015-09-11 14:03:41 UTC
you're silly

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#70 - 2015-09-11 14:42:23 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
Well, I guess my objective is complete here. The crap and pee forums are getting old again.

I have a mountain of isk so if anyone can think of any fun word associated competitions or other fun content please let me know....prizes await the winners of the most original, intelligent or funny ideas. Will check back shortly.

Competitions are open to all....except....you know. Although I will allow termites to offer ideas. Let the trolls, numbskulls, parent's basement dweller's and general c and pee speak! Let's have some fun....like I always do!

Perhaps I should assert my hold on more territory and become the Emperor of whatever region amarr is in. Badmouth lasermouth
seems to think I rule in Hek also.....so I guess I should change the title of the thread.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Lan Wang
Princess Aiko Hold My Hand
Safety. Net
#71 - 2015-09-11 14:44:21 UTC
we could maybe run a cunning and witty competition on who can come up with a good name for you not hollysh!t because thats not original it needs be something more flambouyant Big smile

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*
Bellatrix Invicta
Doomheim
#72 - 2015-09-11 15:02:23 UTC
4 pages and over 60% of posts are from Holey.

Hail to the king, indeed.

If you think you've won, think again.

The CODE always wins.
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#73 - 2015-09-11 15:11:48 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
Correct yourself basement dweller. We don't appreciate your slander. Code is the biggest joke eve has ever seen...go back to doing what people like me and my alts taught you what to do....when we did it years ago. You should be greatful that your corporation exists because of people like me. I'm just being honest. Smile. There was a time when pods didn't show implants on the killmails...a little ancient eve lore for you. We just did it for giggles and the tears...can you believe it?

As far as my amount of posts, this is my thread. Plus I'm on like a 3hr break at work because I'm too efficient and skilled....so conversing with the lowest wrung of the internet is a nice distraction from the boredom of earning money. I wish I brought my phone charger today though.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Bellatrix Invicta
Doomheim
#74 - 2015-09-11 15:35:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Bellatrix Invicta
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Correct yourself basement dweller. We don't appreciate your slander. Code is the biggest joke eve has ever seen...go back to doing what people like me and my alts taught you what to do....when we did it years ago. You should be greatful that your corporation exists because of people like me. I'm just being honest. Smile. There was a time when pods didn't show implants on the killmails...a little ancient eve lore for you. We just did it for giggles and the tears...can you believe it?

As far as my amount of posts, this is my thread. Plus I'm on like a 3hr break at work because I'm too efficient and skilled....so conversing with the lowest wrung of the internet is a nice distraction from the boredom of earning money. I wish I brought my phone charger today though.


:words:

No one cares, Holey.

By the way, no. I will not correct anything based on your "command". YOU try correcting me.

If you think you've won, think again.

The CODE always wins.
Odie McCracken
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#75 - 2015-09-11 15:37:59 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Correct yourself basement dweller. We don't appreciate your slander. Code is the biggest joke eve has ever seen...go back to doing what people like me and my alts taught you what to do....when we did it years ago. You should be greatful that your corporation exists because of people like me. I'm just being honest. Smile. There was a time when pods didn't show implants on the killmails...a little ancient eve lore for you. We just did it for giggles and the tears...can you believe it?

As far as my amount of posts, this is my thread. Plus I'm on like a 3hr break at work because I'm too efficient and skilled....so conversing with the lowest wrung of the internet is a nice distraction from the boredom of earning money. I wish I brought my phone charger today though.


Are you Donald Trump?
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#76 - 2015-09-11 15:52:00 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
I still have all my hair....and a sane rational mind.

NRA FOREVER!!!!!!
HOOOOOO-EEEEEEEE!
AR-15's for everyone!

edit : that's a joke.....I believe in strict gun controls like in my country

Still waiting on competition ideas.....billions burning a hole in my pocket...and nothing to spend it on because I hardly ever lose ships. Except by coordinated fleets bent on my destruction or more commonly my lack of attention. When you have no equals...its lonely. Cry

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Paranoid Loyd
#77 - 2015-09-11 16:10:56 UTC
You misspelled Impotent Emperor in your new subject

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#78 - 2015-09-11 16:14:28 UTC
om·nip·o·tent

/ˌämˈnipəd(ə)nt/

adjective

adjective: omnipotent


1.


(of a deity) having unlimited power; able to do anything.

synonyms: all-powerful, almighty, supreme, preeminent, most high; More
invincible, unconquerable


"the worship of omnipotent deities"




•having ultimate power and influence.
"an omnipotent sovereign"




noun

noun: omnipotent; plural noun: omnipotents



1.


God.

No...It is correct.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Ima Wreckyou
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#79 - 2015-09-11 16:32:50 UTC
Calm down failed docking ring hero from the past!

Evil RatKid
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#80 - 2015-09-11 16:45:58 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
You misspelled Impotent Emperor in your new subject

I see what you did there....

Relatively Notorious By Association

My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs