Crime & Punishment

Butthurt tomato burrito. What a sight . Keeping for later reference......fleets come after me solo bud because they know I'll fight them solo. You just stay docked up when it gets even a little warm outside unless you have a large group of termites with you. Learn from your superiors, son. I may lose a ship or 2....over the course of months. Good thing you have fybs back, you 2 together might learn to become competent FC's some day. And again, please run for csm again, I want you to see how much you don't matter. Toddles gimpy.

Double post ; shameful and is better than tears of impotent rage. Love those free bumps, thanks fanboy.

My big fat cat woke me up at 4 am for food. Wouldn't you be grumpy too fybs?

All hail the king : me

That doesn't make any sense to me. Go "fc" around Sasta or something. Trying to best me with words or spaceships won't go well for you. Stick with what you know....ineffective leadership. Kneel to your superior, termite.

You may send me a 10 figure tithe and we can forget your blasphemy. All hail the king......you're just a pawn on the other side of the board. Please remember that.

Thunderdomes are for girl scouts, you'll need to contact leto thule...who I like to call Tina Turner, the girl-scout leader. Plus, the king has many enemies that would take advantage in a moment of weakness. I'm sorry that I'm too important for you at the moment, I may be able to fit in a 2-4 min convo in several months time.

Tina's song rings true : What's love got to do with it?

Check the youtube of my forum signature. The magic man says : " Not until you relize how much of a jerk I am!!! WAZZZZOOOO!!!". That describes me quite well, that's why its there and thats why I am so infamous. Not to mention having 13000 kills and a paltry 200 ish losses.
As far as the 200 losses...i used to gank hulks before kill rights came in, that's why most of them are there....just an fyi.

I'm floored with your late entry, hilarious. I love it and think you deserve a prize. I will send you 100 mill as i did the others who entered.

Edit : I think you're gonna make a great name for yourself Termite...oh wait...you already have.

This contest is now closed. More Incoming in the future!

The King's opinion is as follows :

I appreciate new players and some older numbskulls who try to learn how to fit their ships. In this way the girl-scout cook-off (thunderdome) can be good. I hate to see morons and newbies die without any resistance or attempts to flee.
However, pre-arranged pvp takes all the fun out of the game, for the king at least. Many victims of mine who've died at gates, asteroid fields, deep space, and even undocks have expressed surprise, rage and tears....a factor missing in the cook-off. Perhaps this is what keeps me coming back. I know for a fact that thousands have unsubscribed from eve because of yours truly. In the end, as the herder of the marmots thinks he knows knows, I'll put that in my pipe and smoke it and be content.

"Any man who must say, "I am the king" is no true king."

That's strange, because I watched you log in for a few minutes, every day. We also watched your alt Naomi Log in, and even fly around in null sec. That must of just been your toon sitter.

Herder of Marmite am I now?

What are you talking about man.

I'm full of myself??

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