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The Omnipotent Emporor of New Eden Hath Spoketh

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HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#1 - 2015-09-10 11:22:31 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
Hello my children,

Just fresh from a couple weeks in Tahiti. Looking for a competent alliance to join. I'll let my record speak for itself. Since I'm on my phone you'll have to check zkillboard yourself. Mail me in-game. For my fanboys, bump this thread as much as you like. Lol

Holeysheet1
CEO of Renegade Armada.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Xorphix
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#2 - 2015-09-10 11:30:24 UTC
You tried PIRAT? I hear they're taking anybody these days. :)
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#3 - 2015-09-10 11:40:35 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
I've been tanning on a beach. I don't know or care about eve "merc" politics. I've been thinking of putting my exhumer skills to use as hi sec pvp is getting boring after almost 13 thousand kills. Over 1 trillion served.

Edit : apparently the termite collective is taking anybody too, after all, you're with them.P

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#4 - 2015-09-10 12:22:51 UTC
I hear Lead Farmers is hiring.

*snickers*

Also, watching reruns of 'Baywatch' doesn't count as 'laying on a beach in Tahiti'.

And congrats on getting a job finally so you can afford a subscription.

PS
If you see these new things called 'Drifter battleships' you should totally go after them in a Marauder or a faction/pirate battleship. They are easy kills and drop mad lootz.

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
admiral root
Red Galaxy
#5 - 2015-09-10 14:12:46 UTC
You're certainly the king of something. Welcome back!

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
Valkin Mordirc
#6 - 2015-09-10 14:42:02 UTC
YAY another Holely Thread.


Regardless, though all the bullshit aside,


Welcome Back. Glad to see your still kicking.
#DeleteTheWeak
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#7 - 2015-09-10 15:38:48 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:
I hear Lead Farmers is hiring.

*snickers*

Also, watching reruns of 'Baywatch' doesn't count as 'laying on a beach in Tahiti'.

And congrats on getting a job finally so you can afford a subscription.

PS
If you see these new things called 'Drifter battleships' you should totally go after them in a Marauder or a faction/pirate battleship. They are easy kills and drop mad lootz.


In response.... The Tahitian sunrise is beautiful. Also, I've been employed as a public servant of a major metropolitan city for 16 years. In one years time I am entitled to 1 more week vacation. Yay 5 weeks. As far as drifters, they sound scary and pve content which doesn't interest me, although I've had a chance to complete a standard sleeper cache, was kinda fun.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Estella Osoka
Cranky Bitches Who PMS
#8 - 2015-09-10 15:49:15 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Mike Adoulin wrote:
I hear Lead Farmers is hiring.

*snickers*

Also, watching reruns of 'Baywatch' doesn't count as 'laying on a beach in Tahiti'.

And congrats on getting a job finally so you can afford a subscription.

PS
If you see these new things called 'Drifter battleships' you should totally go after them in a Marauder or a faction/pirate battleship. They are easy kills and drop mad lootz.


In response.... The Tahitian sunrise is beautiful. Also, I've been employed as a public servant of a major metropolitan city for 16 years. In one years time I am entitled to 1 more week vacation. Yay 5 weeks. As far as drifters, they sound scary and pve content which doesn't interest me, although I've had a chance to complete a standard sleeper cache, was kinda fun.


Kim, I wouldn't consider Morehead, Kentucky a metropolitan city. And spending 5 days in jail doesn't qualify as Tahiti.
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#9 - 2015-09-10 17:35:13 UTC
Welcome back fella, I knew something was missing, just couldn't put my finger on what 8D

Tahiti? Jelly.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#10 - 2015-09-10 17:42:37 UTC
Who is Kim?

I'm waiting for that idiot that talks about exotic fruit to wake up....noreegian narfellas or something. Speak up boy, and I'll give you a dog biscuit, or perhaps you would enjoy a salt lick like most cattle.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#11 - 2015-09-10 17:44:08 UTC
Welcome back holey

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#12 - 2015-09-10 18:04:18 UTC
Hiya saeger.

On a side note... What's going on in MY kingdom while I've been away? Who's on top in the "merc" world? Seems like the turdmite collection has fallen since I left in disgust. Has El burrito given up? We all know Total bullshitto relied completely on the elite to grow fat on isk. You're welcome boy. Run for csm again, I want to see you fail once more.

Kisses and hugs

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2015-09-10 18:06:26 UTC  |  Edited by: BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Its been awhile since I've seen that ugly mug. Also, I think "Tomato Burrito" is a better name than "Tora Bullshitto".

Founder of Violet Squadron, a small gang NPSI community! Mail me for more information.

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HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#14 - 2015-09-10 18:19:20 UTC
I'd like to start a competition. Whoever can think up the funniest or stupidest name for the head of the marmot collection I will pay you 100 million isk. Participants cannot be marmots. It's open to everybody else. El burrito, total bullshitto are well used. We need some fresh material.
Be inventive people and perhaps I will throw in an extra prize. Bon chance ( French for good luck)

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#15 - 2015-09-10 18:21:51 UTC
"The Wanktard" - the first syllable rhymes with 'bank', and the first letter is 'W', in case the forum is overzealous :)


e: oh, look - freedom of speech reigns still

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
trufax
Doomheim
#16 - 2015-09-10 19:01:34 UTC
Toenail Bandito or Toady Mosquito... off the cuff. I'll need more time.
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#17 - 2015-09-10 19:07:45 UTC
Contest will be open until 7 pm eastern us timezone. It's when I get home from my kushy well-paid civil service job.
Bought a razor gaming mouse, keyboard, and headset....all backlit, good quality stuff, would recommend.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Badman Lasermouse
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
#18 - 2015-09-10 19:21:29 UTC
But I thought Hek was your home? We've missed you in the dumpster fire. I hope that little Bhaal/Nestor dunk didn't sour our relationship...

-Badman
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#19 - 2015-09-10 19:26:37 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
Thing is....I was tired and didn't look at local. My fault completely, I gave you those kills, enjoy the freebie. I know that it was probably the highlight of your eve career....I just went and had a sammich. Kudos my child. I do miss the Nestor though, oh wait I bought 2 more just in case.Lol

Edit : it was an exceptional sammich ; Hungarian salami and jarlsberg cheese with a hint of grainy mustard. Deeelicious, you just dont forget things like that.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Renegade Heart
Doomheim
#20 - 2015-09-10 19:28:53 UTC
67.28% isk efficiency in August on zkillboard eh? Welcome back king!
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