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Markus Error
Manfios
#21 - 2015-09-09 18:00:50 UTC
Rook Moray wrote:
Rodj Blake wrote:

Naupilus is many things, but a typical Amarrian is not one of them.



Right because typically, the Amarr don't go around enslaving Matari, killing them, torturing them and basically making everyone else's lives miserable because of their God.

Well, in all fairness, the Amarr generally don't drain their blood and drink it, so there is that. And at least the Amarr have the decency not to neut you to hell and back.

And I'm pretty sure Naupilus only qualifies as "typical" if we're comparing him to the more... unhinged Blood Raiders. Which he is, so, hey.

"If it cannot be shot the #### down, it can always be blown the #### up."

-Unknown
Rook Moray
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2015-09-09 18:04:16 UTC
Markus Error wrote:
Rook Moray wrote:
Rodj Blake wrote:

Naupilus is many things, but a typical Amarrian is not one of them.



Right because typically, the Amarr don't go around enslaving Matari, killing them, torturing them and basically making everyone else's lives miserable because of their God.

Well, in all fairness, the Amarr generally don't drain their blood and drink it, so there is that. And at least the Amarr have the decency not to neut you to hell and back.

And I'm pretty sure Naupilus only qualifies as "typical" if we're comparing him to the more... unhinged Blood Raiders. Which he is, so, hey.



Point.

To me though, they're all a bit unhinged.


“When you want to know how things really work, study them when they're coming apart.” -Guristas Proverb.
Alesius Lerance
Chrysos Aigis
#23 - 2015-09-09 19:49:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Alesius Lerance
Leopold Caine wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
Now operational in an undisclosed location: (Censored) Tower!

(Insert previous CONCORD-censored description of Red God-glorifying Tower with population of 100,000 slaves here.)

Amen. Amarr Victor.


Estimated life expectancy of the POS in question this time? 5 days? Maybe 10?


Maybe Hours? Do let me know if you find out.

I find it helps my sanity to passively undermine Naup's efforts. My current strategy is to purchase and free two Minmatar slaves for one he publicly admits killing. To those who are concerned I am upending the Amarr social order: I only acquire these persons from other Capsuleers, who, I am told, should not have them in the first place unless they were Holders.

Amen. Caldari Invicta.

Family, Corporation, and State, in that order. What else is there worth fighting for?
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#24 - 2015-09-09 20:45:20 UTC
Wait, what's this about Nauplius's girlfriend ?

When did this happen ?

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#25 - 2015-09-09 21:01:00 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
Wait, what's this about Nauplius's girlfriend ?

When did this happen ?

Poor thing was probably one of his victims. Stockholm syndrome is a *****.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#26 - 2015-09-09 21:25:19 UTC
Alesius Lerance wrote:

I find it helps my sanity to passively undermine Naup's efforts. My current strategy is to purchase and free two Minmatar slaves for one he publicly admits killing. To those who are concerned I am upending the Amarr social order: I only acquire these persons from other Capsuleers, who, I am told, should not have them in the first place unless they were Holders.

Amen. Caldari Invicta.


You need to buy and free approximately five million slaves.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#27 - 2015-09-09 21:26:08 UTC
Good that anti-gallentean censorship worked.

But still this tower is so soaked with gallentean ideals,

THAT IT MUST BE DESTROYED.

(No, honestly, Mr. Nauplius, how came that from destroying pleasure hubs you have fallen so far to almost building one?...)

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#28 - 2015-09-09 21:26:38 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
Wait, what's this about Nauplius's girlfriend ?

When did this happen ?


I am not sure myself. I do not even see mention of such a girlfriend on this thread.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#29 - 2015-09-09 21:35:02 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Good that anti-gallentean censorship worked.

But still this tower is so soaked with gallentean ideals,

THAT IT MUST BE DESTROYED.

(No, honestly, Mr. Nauplius, how came that from destroying pleasure hubs you have fallen so far to almost building one?...)


There is nothing particularly Gallentean about what is going on in this tower, except perhaps the (censored) and the (censored) and the (censored). But while Gallenteans may occasionally take pleasure in those activities, trust me when I say that none of the slaves in this facility are having any pleasure doing them.
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#30 - 2015-09-09 21:35:19 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Valerie Valate wrote:
Wait, what's this about Nauplius's girlfriend ?

When did this happen ?


I am not sure myself. I do not even see mention of such a girlfriend on this thread.


Oh, it must have been the other thread then.

Something like "you and your girlfriend have gone too far this time", or similar.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#31 - 2015-09-09 21:45:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Nauplius
Valerie Valate wrote:

Oh, it must have been the other thread then.

Something like "you and your girlfriend have gone too far this time", or similar.


I was inspired to create this tower by the reporting of Shirley Serious, but she could not by any sensible person be held responsible for its construction; furthermore, while I have been on a date with Lady Serious, she ought not to be considered my girlfriend, whether or not I wish she were so.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#32 - 2015-09-09 21:47:07 UTC
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Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#33 - 2015-09-09 21:47:49 UTC
Wait.... Weren't they referring to Ms. Funk?
Rook Moray
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#34 - 2015-09-09 22:15:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Rook Moray
Nauplius wrote:
Valerie Valate wrote:

Oh, it must have been the other thread then.

Something like "you and your girlfriend have gone too far this time", or similar.


I was inspired to create this tower by the reporting of Shirley Serious, but she could not by any sensible person be held responsible for its construction; furthermore, while I have been on a date with Lady Serious, she ought not to be considered my girlfriend, whether or not I wish she were so.



Wait, you kids split up already?

“When you want to know how things really work, study them when they're coming apart.” -Guristas Proverb.
Sahriah BloodStone
State War Academy
Caldari State
#35 - 2015-09-09 23:47:51 UTC
Markus Error wrote:


And I'm pretty sure Naupilus only qualifies as "typical" if we're comparing him to the more... unhinged Blood Raiders. Which he is, so, hey.


I am thankful there is are least one soul on the IGS so is able to correctly distinguish him from the other groups.

Be careful on with your consumption of tainted goods Nauplius, you are what you eat.

Sahriah Bloodstone

No.Mercy // Triumvirate

"Never underestimate your enemy or disrespect its abilities. If you do, you shall become the hunted "
Kairelle
Raven.Syndicate
#36 - 2015-09-09 23:53:34 UTC
Sahriah BloodStone wrote:


Be careful on with your consumption of tainted goods Nauplius, you are what you eat.


I think his waistline is the least of his worries.

Hnolai ki tuul, ti sei oni a tiu.
Praezius Vheruk
Gozantii Industries
#37 - 2015-09-10 00:42:06 UTC
"Markus Error" wrote:
Well, in all fairness, the Amarr generally don't drain their blood and drink it, so there is that. And at least the Amarr have the decency not to neut you to hell and back.


Rook Moray wrote:
To me though, they're all a bit unhinged.


C'mon, nao; 'dere ain't notta t'in wrong wi'avin' a la'e nigh' sip 'ere n'dere. 'S rich'n iron, an't 'as nutr'ents nae 'vail'ble o'er 'de common counter. 'Sides, 'de mer n'inged 'de Blood 'ye slit 'de t'roat'o, 'de biggeren 'de bount'ful prize ye're loo'in tae gae fer'is deat'.

Ye bae takin' a one o'dese motter fockers aou', an ye perform a serv'ce. Ye bae takin' one hunnerd o'dem, an't ye've cleansed a part o'de mult'verse.

We mus' 'member a fav'rite o'de Blood sayin's, "One ma's blood bae a notter ma's beer."

Ta'e yer pick, one ma', 're man'...

I's see 'de choice 's easy.

Praezius Vheruk

To discern faith from falsehood, first one must secure themselves to a lover. Raise the stakes from nightly, to permanent, and faith shall be found at the threshold of one's soul. ( Cup Size < Compassion's Depth, Love = Faith )
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#38 - 2015-09-10 00:45:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Neph
My god, do you really have to type like that? I'm really trying to figure you out... but, wow. I just can't.

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
Praezius Vheruk
Gozantii Industries
#39 - 2015-09-10 00:52:39 UTC
Neph wrote:
My god, do you really have to type like that? I'm really trying to figure you out... but, wow. I just can't.


Ayuh, an't I's gae'ena cont'nue, tae.
Aller ways, me swee' La'.

Fer nao', bae sa'e an't goo' 'untin'.

Praezius Vheruk

To discern faith from falsehood, first one must secure themselves to a lover. Raise the stakes from nightly, to permanent, and faith shall be found at the threshold of one's soul. ( Cup Size < Compassion's Depth, Love = Faith )
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#40 - 2015-09-10 01:10:42 UTC
Markus Error wrote:
Rook Moray wrote:
Rodj Blake wrote:

Naupilus is many things, but a typical Amarrian is not one of them.



Right because typically, the Amarr don't go around enslaving Matari, killing them, torturing them and basically making everyone else's lives miserable because of their God.

Well, in all fairness, the Amarr generally don't drain their blood and drink it, so there is that. And at least the Amarr have the decency not to neut you to hell and back.

And I'm pretty sure Naupilus only qualifies as "typical" if we're comparing him to the more... unhinged Blood Raiders. Which he is, so, hey.


Well, the Amarr developed the Dragoon, which does, in fact, neut us to hell and back. It's a fascinating piece of engineering to be sure, a sign of a paradigm change in ship design that is rarely seen in a highly conservative society with a very stubbornly static class system.

But it still neuts things to hell and back before shredding them with drones.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.