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ISK GIVEAWAY - LAST ONE TO POST BEFORE LOCK GETS FREE ISK!!!!

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Daenerys Fire Targaryen
Doomheim
#181 - 2012-01-03 21:58:58 UTC
spam
Magnus Thara
Doomheim
#182 - 2012-01-03 21:59:32 UTC
yup
Jamaican Herbsman
I Love You Mary Jane
#183 - 2012-01-03 22:02:03 UTC
how much is 7?
Saint Lazarus
Spiorad ag fanaiocht
#184 - 2012-01-03 22:04:25 UTC
-POLITICAL CONTENT-
Annoyed Tritanium Bar
Doomheim
#185 - 2012-01-03 22:07:12 UTC
I win
Crucis Cassiopeiae
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#186 - 2012-01-03 22:07:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Crucis Cassiopeiae
Lady Spank wrote:
Troffle translators.

The most obvious problem in inter-racial communicatiohn is the troffle difference. all the major races in eve speak their own troffle and all attempts to make one the linguah francah have failed because of stubbornness ovah accepting any one troffle as the dominant one. amaaarish, the troffle of the laaargest empire, is obviously the most commohn troffle, especially as most minmataaars alsoh speak the troffle. but the gallenteans refuse to acknowledge amaaarish as the official troffle in inter-racial communications as they don’t fancy to giz the amaaarr empire the political prestige that would folloh. ohn the uhthah hand, the troffle of the gallente federatiohn (gallentean) is by faaar the most commohn jiffy troffle, laaargely because of their jolly influential entertainment industry. but the caldaaari ahzloohtlee refuse to speak gallentean and the amaaarrians aaare alsoh not toohh keen ohn it for the same reasohn that the gallenteans won’t speak amaaarish.

This means that most high-profile discussions between representatives of the empires, such as in the numerous inter-racial organizations, rely heavily ohn interpreters. but in one field the troffle ah luverly chap knows has become irrelevant and the field is that of ah space captain.

The unique nature of the capsule with its sophisticated neural rigging gives ship captains the optiohn to link their minds to all kinds of computah systems, which they can use to their advantage. one of these devices that is todeay ah standaaard feature in all capsules is the translator module.

The translator module is ah softwaaare module that is ah paaart of the communicatiohn system of the ship. it intercepts all incoming communications and translates them intoh the troffle preferred by the captain. the first translators were pretty lousy by today’s standaaard, they could simply translate written communications and frequently messed up the text. but the latest versions aaare able to translate voice as well as text and have become jolly spiffing at projecting moohd-swings, slang, baaarmy accents and such, for ah neaaar perfect translatiohn. with the steady increase in cyber-implants these translators have begun appeaaaring outside the capsule as well and many predict that within ah few yeaaars translators will make the debate ovah which troffle should prevail in inter-racial communicatiohn ah futile one. Jolly good show old bean!


+1 :p

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Dr Karsun
Coffee Lovers Brewing Club
#187 - 2012-01-03 22:16:11 UTC
Well, I guess first BEFORE the lock, and the mod is the lock, so he doesn't count.

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Amarr Amarrr
Amodixensita
#188 - 2012-01-03 22:17:09 UTC
Is it locked yet ?
Dr Karsun
Coffee Lovers Brewing Club
#189 - 2012-01-03 22:21:41 UTC
Amarr Amarrr wrote:
Is it locked yet ?


Nope.

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Berendas
Ascendant Operations
#190 - 2012-01-03 22:23:35 UTC
wat
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#191 - 2012-01-03 22:26:14 UTC

*lol*
Crucis Cassiopeiae
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#192 - 2012-01-03 22:46:41 UTC
funny little man...

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Magnus Thara
Doomheim
#193 - 2012-01-03 22:51:10 UTC
huh?
Canine Fiend
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#194 - 2012-01-03 23:17:56 UTC
He never says how much isk...
Mr Duffo
SQUIDS.
#195 - 2012-01-03 23:19:01 UTC
billions

Skeggǫld, Skálmǫld, Skildir ro Klofnir!

Never forget! #OICXmassacre2014

Magnus Thara
Doomheim
#196 - 2012-01-03 23:26:14 UTC
.
Abdiel Kavash
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#197 - 2012-01-03 23:29:15 UTC
Watch CCP troll you all by not locking this thread ever.
J Kunjeh
#198 - 2012-01-03 23:35:20 UTC  |  Edited by: J Kunjeh
Abdiel Kavash wrote:
Watch CCP troll you all by not locking this thread ever.


I'm over here laughing because CCP has trolled the OP this long already....lol. I think they're busy trying to figure out how to completely vanish the thread from the forums instead of locking it.

"The world as we know it came about through an anomaly (anomou)" (The Gospel of Philip, 1-5) 

Cyris Darq
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#199 - 2012-01-03 23:42:07 UTC
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Kehro Urgus
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#200 - 2012-01-03 23:47:02 UTC
I'lll bite. I seem to have a knack for posting in ill-fated threads. Maybe it's the armchair moderator in me.Pirate

Yeeee!