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Something i do not understand in this game

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bloodknight2
Revenu.Quebec
#1 - 2015-09-05 14:14:22 UTC
We can build ships like the avatar (13km long), travel to different solar system, use wormhole, clone human being...and yet, i cannot find bacon in Jita?
Salvos Rhoska
#2 - 2015-09-05 14:19:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Salvos Rhoska
Sad result of treaties signed to end the horrific Bacon War.

The Pigs won....

PvE v PvP <> Old School Exploration <> CODE Licenses <> CODE Special Agent
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#3 - 2015-09-05 14:20:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Tippia
Markus Reese
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#4 - 2015-09-05 14:26:46 UTC
Bacon can only be found in jove systems. The Jovian center was the only place where imported piggly goodness survived the original New Eden collapse. Why do you think that the Jove have mystical qualities?

To quote Lfod Shi

The ratting itself is PvE. Getting away with it is PvP.
Yourmoney Mywallet
Doomheim
#5 - 2015-09-05 14:46:13 UTC
Push buttan???
Irya Boone
The Scope
#6 - 2015-09-05 14:53:15 UTC
fry some fedo for breakfast..

CCP it's time to remove Off Grid Boost and Put Them on Killmail too, add Logi on killmails .... Open that damn door !!

you shall all bow and pray BoB
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#7 - 2015-09-05 15:15:58 UTC
Mmm...bacon! Wine is in the game, why not another of Earth's delicacies? My vote is the rename the second example Tippia pointed out as "Bacon" due to this realization. It's only right.

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
bloodknight2
Revenu.Quebec
#8 - 2015-09-05 15:30:04 UTC
Would be nice if CCP was giving us bacon sized ships (with high/med/low slot...) for christmas...
ISD Buldath
#9 - 2015-09-05 15:30:09 UTC
Plenty of Bacon were Im at.

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Doomheim
#10 - 2015-09-05 15:50:40 UTC
It's not Kosher....
but I can swear I saw some chicken.
Hal Morsh
Doomheim
#11 - 2015-09-05 18:13:46 UTC
Irya Boone wrote:
fry some fedo for breakfast..



I've cooked cut open sausages that looked like a cooked fedo afterwords.

Oh, I perfectly understand, Hal Morsh — a mission like this requires courage, skill, and heroism… qualities you are clearly lacking. Have you forgotten you're one of the bloody immortals!?
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#12 - 2015-09-05 18:54:31 UTC
ISD Buldath wrote:
Plenty of Bacon were Im at.



No dictionaries or spell-checking software, though...lol Lol

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log
Markus Reese
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#13 - 2015-09-05 19:09:06 UTC
ISD Buldath wrote:
Plenty of Bacon were Im at.


See? I was right!!! Bacon does instill mysystical like drive for capsuleers. Bacon must be part of the ISD clone creation process. We can only assume CCP gets the even rarer canadian back bacon.

To quote Lfod Shi

The ratting itself is PvE. Getting away with it is PvP.
Rowells
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2015-09-06 01:47:41 UTC
Is that not what drops out of capsules upon destruction? tastes the same to me
Chainsaw Plankton
FaDoyToy
#15 - 2015-09-06 03:42:40 UTC
have you tried walking in stations? all the bacon is behind the door!

@ChainsawPlankto on twitter
Artistul
Meet The Fockers
#16 - 2015-09-06 06:10:20 UTC
I bet the price of bacon will rise ridiculously high because of your thread. Damn you !!!
Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
#17 - 2015-09-06 06:14:10 UTC
Bacon? No, but we can genetically engineer a substitute and sell it to you for AUR.

Star Jump Drive A new way to traverse the galaxy.

I invented Tiericide
Maldiro Selkurk
Radiation Sickness
#18 - 2015-09-07 05:26:39 UTC
Bacon reskins for every ship, how can CCP expect us to want to fry every other ship we see if they dont look like BACON!!

Yawn,  I'm right as usual. The predictability kinda gets boring really.
The VC's
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2015-09-07 19:54:40 UTC
Bacon in Jita? That's Concord, or Police Comets.
Deck Cadelanne
CAStabouts
#20 - 2015-09-08 07:57:54 UTC
ISD Buldath wrote:
Plenty of Bacon were Im at.


THE BACON IS A LIE!

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."

- Hunter S. Thompson
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