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Trust No One: Reveal a secret of the avatar above you!

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#81 - 2015-09-04 12:31:39 UTC
Has a panel van with foreign plates

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Jade Blackwind
#82 - 2015-09-04 13:18:32 UTC
Thinks that he's a fallen angel on a covert mission to save humanity from the forces of hell.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#83 - 2015-09-04 13:20:38 UTC
Puts on a wig for flying because pod goo is too cold.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch And Tea.
#84 - 2015-09-05 04:49:08 UTC
Uses 344 dollars worth of make-up everyday.

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.
Valkin Mordirc
#85 - 2015-09-05 06:25:08 UTC
Spends just as much on hair jel
#DeleteTheWeak
Tank Murdock Jnr
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#86 - 2015-09-05 13:18:12 UTC
His robotic arm is actually made of wood.

When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading 'Guns and Ammo', masturbating in your own faeces...do you just stop and go, 'Wow! It is amazing how f*cking crazy I really am!'?
ISD Buldath
#87 - 2015-09-05 15:50:18 UTC
The Botox didnt work out so well...

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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#88 - 2015-09-05 16:05:30 UTC
One of his alts is a Jita spammer.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Matar Ronin
#89 - 2015-09-05 16:33:19 UTC
Still wondering why the Jita isk doubler has not sent her 10 billion isk, she following the rules in the bio precisely.

‘Vain flame burns fast/and its lick is light/Modest flame lasts long/and burns to the bone.’

" We lost a war we chose not to fight." Without a doubt this is the best way to lose any war and the worst excuse to explain the beating afterwards.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#90 - 2015-09-05 23:38:22 UTC
All ships are fitted using EFT suggested uploads.
Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch And Tea.
#91 - 2015-09-06 02:47:36 UTC
Doesn't know what a ship fitting is.

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#92 - 2015-09-06 07:41:15 UTC
He always double tanks in intimate situations.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Projak Dynamo
Pro Synergy
#93 - 2015-09-06 23:04:50 UTC
Is a station trader and hasn't undocked in five years

The Pro Synergy Pilot is not just a fighting man, he is a salvage expert. If it is lost, in the blackness of space, he will find it. If it has been destroyed, he will loot and salvage it. If it is in his way, he will move it. If he is lucky he will be podded 20 jumps from home, for this is the closest he come to being hero.
Tanner Twaggs
Riemannian Manifold Torus
#94 - 2015-09-07 00:03:17 UTC
Had an affair with my wife( dont worry he paid me to)

At what point do you just stop and say, Did i just do that
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#95 - 2015-09-07 00:13:38 UTC
Runs a secret likes and get likes racket on the side, unbeknownst to other competitive mafia members running the same racket as he skims likes off of them. He'll make you a offer you can't refuse.

I'm in it for the money

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Snagletooth Johnson
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#96 - 2015-09-07 02:15:09 UTC
Spends most of his Eve-O time afk camping jumpgates while he makes cute kitteh memes.
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#97 - 2015-09-07 04:37:59 UTC
his name has nothing to do with his teeth. Blink
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#98 - 2015-09-07 06:39:46 UTC
She wishes secretely that her surname was Caligula.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch And Tea.
#99 - 2015-09-07 22:00:59 UTC
Visited the dark side, didn't bring back cookies for anybody, much less tell anybody about the awesomeness that is there.

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.
Healthy Mary
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#100 - 2015-09-08 01:10:48 UTC
Enjoys being spanked.