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Yong Shin
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2015-09-02 19:46:19 UTC
Crime & Punishment thread members,

First off I apologize if this is a terrible post (I'm relatively new here), but:

I realize nothing is set in stone yet, but with the real possibility of Citadel structures being introduced into high sec in the next few months, I have concluded that all of the prominent groups on C&P (CODE, BAW, Marmites, DWA, FA, etc) will with great excitement be engaging in all manner of murder, pillage, looting, and **** in regards to these new structures (which are sure to pop up everywhere in high sec, unlike current high sec POS's) soon after they are made available.

I have further concluded that the one woman corp I will be forming, to build and maintain one of these citadels for myself, will have no hope of defending my new home or staying under the ladar against the might of your respective organizations. Resistance is futile.

I for one would not like to spend the next year staring at dozens of catalysts, pathetically working an Entosis module, in a vain attempt to protect my pretty house of silver from destruction.

Therefore, I would like to preemptively reach a protection/racket agreement with the prominent members of this forum. I will either pay a small monthly fee to all of you to exempt the soon-to-be "Kanamori Industries" corporation from the violence mentioned above, or pay one of you a much larger monthly fee to protect said pretty house of silver from the rest of these sadists. Non-prominent members or non-members of this forum will be assumed to be scrubs that I can blap using defensive guns and thus not considered.

While I am planning on showing up to every fight and will happily blap as many of you as possible before going down, I have an unreasonable sentimental attachment to e-dwellings, and would rather suffer the indignity of paying you chaps than seeing said pretty house of silver from destruction.

Please proceed to state a reasonable passive monthly protection fee, or for the more adventurous, bid on an active monthly protection fee. It is my expectation that hopping on this train early will earn me MUCH cheaper protection than trying to jump on it later.

God forbid I have to hire PIRAT to turn you all into their Sykas CoolCool
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#2 - 2015-09-02 19:50:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Bronson Hughes
For a fee 100 million ISK (half the cost of wardeccing you for four weeks), one Fedo, and a dozen bottles of Spiced Wine each month, my brethren and I will agree to not violence your e-dwelling.

Relatively Notorious By Association

My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs
Yong Shin
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2015-09-02 20:07:27 UTC
Bronson Hughes wrote:
For a fee 100 million ISK (half the cost of wardeccing you for four weeks), one Fedo, and a dozen bottles of Spiced Wine each month, my brethren and I I will agree to not violence your e-dwelling.


Bronson Hughes, in recognition of your unquestionable e-honor, I will pay your fee of 100 million ISK, one Fedo, and a dozen bottles of Spiced Wine each month, provided you can produce a satisfactory list of who is included amongst your brethren, and an assurance that fees for pilots who apply for protection in the future will be at least 20% higher than mine.
Domino Vyse
FeedingMachine
War and Wormhole
#4 - 2015-09-02 20:24:31 UTC
I can offer you protection as secure as an iron condom. Chu paying?
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#5 - 2015-09-02 20:29:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Bronson Hughes
Yong Shin wrote:
Bronson Hughes wrote:
For a fee 100 million ISK (half the cost of wardeccing you for four weeks), one Fedo, and a dozen bottles of Spiced Wine each month, my brethren and I will agree to not violence your e-dwelling.


Bronson Hughes, in recognition of your unquestionable e-honor, I will pay your fee of 100 million ISK, one Fedo, and a dozen bottles of Spiced Wine each month, provided you can produce a satisfactory list of who is included amongst your brethren, and an assurance that fees for pilots who apply for protection in the future will be at least 20% higher than mine.

A full list of my bretheren can be found here. You may search our order on any public killboards and see that we have a long string of successfully violencing e-dwellings.

To be certain that I understand you, you are asking for an assurance that all other pilots whom I charge for protection will be charged at least 20% more than yourself, correct? If so, then you can have that assurance. I prefer to take delivery of the Fedo and Spiced Wine at the Emperor Family Academy station in Amarr. ISK payments may be made directly to myself.

Relatively Notorious By Association

My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs
Yong Shin
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2015-09-02 20:37:33 UTC
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Yong Shin wrote:
Bronson Hughes wrote:
For a fee 100 million ISK (half the cost of wardeccing you for four weeks), one Fedo, and a dozen bottles of Spiced Wine each month, my brethren and I will agree to not violence your e-dwelling.


Bronson Hughes, in recognition of your unquestionable e-honor, I will pay your fee of 100 million ISK, one Fedo, and a dozen bottles of Spiced Wine each month, provided you can produce a satisfactory list of who is included amongst your brethren, and an assurance that fees for pilots who apply for protection in the future will be at least 20% higher than mine.

A full list of my bretheren can be found here. You may search our order on any public killboards and see that we have a long string of successfully violencing e-dwellings.

To be certain that I understand you, you are asking for an assurance that all other pilots whom I charge for protection will be charged at least 20% more than yourself, correct? If so, then you can have that assurance. I prefer to take delivery of the Fedo and Spiced Wine at the Emperor Family Academy station in Amarr. ISK payments may be made directly to myself.


Bronson Hughes, I had hoped as my future CSM rep, your brethren would include the other members of the forum. Spiced wine and Fedos being expensive commodities, I find it more economical to pay Domino Vyse for Iron Condom protection from your noble, but small order of Knights. Although I must admit the fact she fled from you in the Thunder dome match concerns me.
Domino Vyse
FeedingMachine
War and Wormhole
#7 - 2015-09-02 20:49:13 UTC
Yong Shin wrote:
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Yong Shin wrote:
Bronson Hughes wrote:
For a fee 100 million ISK (half the cost of wardeccing you for four weeks), one Fedo, and a dozen bottles of Spiced Wine each month, my brethren and I will agree to not violence your e-dwelling.


Bronson Hughes, in recognition of your unquestionable e-honor, I will pay your fee of 100 million ISK, one Fedo, and a dozen bottles of Spiced Wine each month, provided you can produce a satisfactory list of who is included amongst your brethren, and an assurance that fees for pilots who apply for protection in the future will be at least 20% higher than mine.

A full list of my bretheren can be found here. You may search our order on any public killboards and see that we have a long string of successfully violencing e-dwellings.

To be certain that I understand you, you are asking for an assurance that all other pilots whom I charge for protection will be charged at least 20% more than yourself, correct? If so, then you can have that assurance. I prefer to take delivery of the Fedo and Spiced Wine at the Emperor Family Academy station in Amarr. ISK payments may be made directly to myself.


Bronson Hughes, I had hoped as my future CSM rep, your brethren would include the other members of the forum. Spiced wine and Fedos being expensive commodities, I find it more economical to pay Domino Vyse for Iron Condom protection from your noble, but small order of Knights. Although I must admit the fact she fled from you in the Thunder dome match concerns me.


You cut me deep.

All will be righted tomorrow.
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#8 - 2015-09-02 20:49:37 UTC
Yong Shin wrote:
Bronson Hughes, I had hoped as my future CSM rep, your brethren would include the other members of the forum. Spiced wine and Fedos being expensive commodities, I find it more economical to pay Domino Vyse for Iron Condom protection from your noble, but small order of Knights. Although I must admit the fact she fled from you in the Thunder dome match concerns me.

When I speak of my brethren in this context, I am referring only to the other members of my order. While I am certainly a part of the C&P community, I would be foolhardy to assume that I could broker a protection deal on all of their behalf, and even more so to believe that such a deal would be effective.

In light of our differing expectations, I will instead accept a one-time payment in the amount I listed above to not violence your e-dwelling in perpetuity.

Relatively Notorious By Association

My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs
Yong Shin
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2015-09-02 20:54:24 UTC
Domino Vyse wrote:
Yong Shin wrote:
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Yong Shin wrote:
Bronson Hughes wrote:
For a fee 100 million ISK (half the cost of wardeccing you for four weeks), one Fedo, and a dozen bottles of Spiced Wine each month, my brethren and I will agree to not violence your e-dwelling.


Bronson Hughes, in recognition of your unquestionable e-honor, I will pay your fee of 100 million ISK, one Fedo, and a dozen bottles of Spiced Wine each month, provided you can produce a satisfactory list of who is included amongst your brethren, and an assurance that fees for pilots who apply for protection in the future will be at least 20% higher than mine.

A full list of my bretheren can be found here. You may search our order on any public killboards and see that we have a long string of successfully violencing e-dwellings.

To be certain that I understand you, you are asking for an assurance that all other pilots whom I charge for protection will be charged at least 20% more than yourself, correct? If so, then you can have that assurance. I prefer to take delivery of the Fedo and Spiced Wine at the Emperor Family Academy station in Amarr. ISK payments may be made directly to myself.


Bronson Hughes, I had hoped as my future CSM rep, your brethren would include the other members of the forum. Spiced wine and Fedos being expensive commodities, I find it more economical to pay Domino Vyse for Iron Condom protection from your noble, but small order of Knights. Although I must admit the fact she fled from you in the Thunder dome match concerns me.


You cut me deep.

All will be righted tomorrow.


Cool Just kidding! I did not know your rematch is scheduled for tomorrow. I have nothing but faith in you! If you prevail, I will 100% commit to accepting your offer of Iron Condom protection for my Pretty Silver House, at above-market rates.
Yong Shin
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2015-09-02 20:58:38 UTC
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Yong Shin wrote:
Bronson Hughes, I had hoped as my future CSM rep, your brethren would include the other members of the forum. Spiced wine and Fedos being expensive commodities, I find it more economical to pay Domino Vyse for Iron Condom protection from your noble, but small order of Knights. Although I must admit the fact she fled from you in the Thunder dome match concerns me.

When I speak of my brethren in this context, I am referring only to the other members of my order. While I am certainly a part of the C&P community, I would be foolhardy to assume that I could broker a protection deal on all of their behalf, and even more so to believe that such a deal would be effective.

In light of our differing expectations, I will instead accept a one-time payment in the amount I listed above to not violence your e-dwelling in perpetuity.


I will accept your offer of a one-time protection payment to not violence my e-dwelling in perpetuity, if you prevail against Domino Vyse in your rematch tomorrow.
Domino Vyse
FeedingMachine
War and Wormhole
#11 - 2015-09-02 20:59:08 UTC
May all of New Eden fear the righteous Iron Condom!
Starbuck05
Abiding Ormolus
#12 - 2015-09-02 21:09:08 UTC
Im pretty sure they won't bother to dec a 1 man corp unless you openly expose yourself as beeing rich or agravate them in any way ... cause tbh .. your 'probably not gonna be the only one to instal a citadel in high sec .


Also .. might want to learn to fight back ? as far as i know and read ... unless someone waves that magic wand 24/7 with decent back up unless war decced .. a citadel will be a tough nut to crack and will probably fight back better then a current POS .

Just because i am blond does not make me stoopid !
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#13 - 2015-09-02 21:11:15 UTC
Yong Shin wrote:


God forbid I have to hire PIRAT to turn you all into their Sykas CoolCool

Hahaha Big smile

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#14 - 2015-09-02 22:42:05 UTC
Yong Shin wrote:
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Yong Shin wrote:
Bronson Hughes, I had hoped as my future CSM rep, your brethren would include the other members of the forum. Spiced wine and Fedos being expensive commodities, I find it more economical to pay Domino Vyse for Iron Condom protection from your noble, but small order of Knights. Although I must admit the fact she fled from you in the Thunder dome match concerns me.

When I speak of my brethren in this context, I am referring only to the other members of my order. While I am certainly a part of the C&P community, I would be foolhardy to assume that I could broker a protection deal on all of their behalf, and even more so to believe that such a deal would be effective.

In light of our differing expectations, I will instead accept a one-time payment in the amount I listed above to not violence your e-dwelling in perpetuity.


I will accept your offer of a one-time protection payment to not violence my e-dwelling in perpetuity, if you prevail against Domino Vyse in your rematch tomorrow.

You have made my offer of immunity a matter of chance, as is your right. I sincerely admire your content creating spirit, and shall do my utmost to triumph in your name.

However, as a matter of chance, there must be some risk involved lest our patron, the Oh Blessed Mother of Acceleration, be displeased.

Should I lose to Domino tomorrow, instead of offering your e-dwelling immunity for the agreed to fee, my brethren and I shall attack it viciously at every reasonable opportunity with no offers of immunity accepted.


Such is the way of Acceleration....

Relatively Notorious By Association

My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs
Yong Shin
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2015-09-03 00:17:25 UTC
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Yong Shin wrote:
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Yong Shin wrote:
Bronson Hughes, I had hoped as my future CSM rep, your brethren would include the other members of the forum. Spiced wine and Fedos being expensive commodities, I find it more economical to pay Domino Vyse for Iron Condom protection from your noble, but small order of Knights. Although I must admit the fact she fled from you in the Thunder dome match concerns me.

When I speak of my brethren in this context, I am referring only to the other members of my order. While I am certainly a part of the C&P community, I would be foolhardy to assume that I could broker a protection deal on all of their behalf, and even more so to believe that such a deal would be effective.

In light of our differing expectations, I will instead accept a one-time payment in the amount I listed above to not violence your e-dwelling in perpetuity.


I will accept your offer of a one-time protection payment to not violence my e-dwelling in perpetuity, if you prevail against Domino Vyse in your rematch tomorrow.

You have made my offer of immunity a matter of chance, as is your right. I sincerely admire your content creating spirit, and shall do my utmost to triumph in your name.

However, as a matter of chance, there must be some risk involved lest our patron, the Oh Blessed Mother of Acceleration, be displeased.

Should I lose to Domino tomorrow, instead of offering your e-dwelling immunity for the agreed to fee, my brethren and I shall attack it viciously at every reasonable opportunity with no offers of immunity accepted.


Such is the way of Acceleration....


I, in turn, sincerely admire your sense of allegiance to your Blessed Mother of Acceleration, and will be pleased with the results of tomorrow's battle as long as it is a good fight, regardless of who shall prevail.

If Domino Vyse emerges victorious, however, I will have full faith that her Iron Condom protection plan will more than adequately protect Pretty Silver House from you and your brethren.

I look forward to watching the video!
Badman Lasermouse
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
#16 - 2015-09-03 01:27:26 UTC
I demand tribute of 1 MILLION isk per month. To be paid to Run and Gun Mercenary Corps, on the 7th day of each month at exactly high noon, Eve time of course.


If you meet my demands I will grant you protection from my gang of miscreants. Failure to comply will result is subsequent space violence and dank memes.

-Badman
Yong Shin
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2015-09-03 02:06:47 UTC
Badman Lasermouse wrote:
I demand tribute of 1 MILLION isk per month. To be paid to Run and Gun Mercenary Corps, on the 7th day of each month at exactly high noon, Eve time of course.


If you meet my demands I will grant you protection from my gang of miscreants. Failure to comply will result is subsequent space violence and dank memes.


Hello Mr. Lasermouse,

I am only willing to accept protection offers from your alliance Forsake Asylum, not individual corporations. Thank you~
Badman Lasermouse
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
#18 - 2015-09-03 02:12:46 UTC
Then the price has risen to 10 MILLIONS OF ISK.

-Badman
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#19 - 2015-09-03 02:23:04 UTC
I'll take the job, for tooth impressions made in satin and 4 future favors that will remain undisclosed until the time is right.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#20 - 2015-09-03 02:50:14 UTC
I hope to god CCP doesn't allow a single citadel in highsec.

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