These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

Out of Pod Experience

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
 

What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

First post First post First post
Author
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#12221 - 2015-08-30 15:30:24 UTC
Mother, you look ten years younger without the beard.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...

Projak Dynamo
Pro Synergy
#12222 - 2015-08-31 01:04:30 UTC
I don't really like Quafe

The Pro Synergy Pilot is not just a fighting man, he is a salvage expert. If it is lost, in the blackness of space, he will find it. If it has been destroyed, he will loot and salvage it. If it is in his way, he will move it. If he is lucky he will be podded 20 jumps from home, for this is the closest he come to being hero.

Tisiphone Dira
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#12223 - 2015-08-31 03:26:14 UTC
Oh, then um, sorry about what I just did

There once was a ganker named tisi

A stunningly beautiful missy

To gank a gross miner

There is nothing finer, cept when they get all pissy

Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch And Tea.
#12224 - 2015-08-31 05:32:11 UTC
You know you had a good time last night when you wake up wearing a banana suit with your head on backwards.

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.

Tanner Twaggs
Riemannian Manifold Torus
#12225 - 2015-08-31 05:37:39 UTC
I dont know if its the alcohol talking, but you look gorgeous this morning

At what point do you just stop and say, Did i just do that

Dominix Megathron
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#12226 - 2015-09-01 10:42:48 UTC
Woah, must have stopped by the club on Lumberjack night.
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#12227 - 2015-09-01 22:31:40 UTC
Crikey, that was a wild night and well gees, your morning face says it all.

I'm hesitant to raise the cover to peek under but the scent alone that greets the nostrils suggests your side of the sheets need to make it to the washing machine without the fallout hitting the floor.

Concord Approved Trader

Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#12228 - 2015-09-02 02:10:14 UTC
Damn. What bar did I go to? How drunk was I?

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka

Praezius Vheruk
Gozantii Industries
#12229 - 2015-09-02 02:38:03 UTC
Mmmmmm.... was it as good for me, as it was for you?

To discern faith from falsehood, first one must secure themselves to a lover. Raise the stakes from nightly, to permanent, and faith shall be found at the threshold of one's soul. ( Cup Size < Compassion's Depth, Love = Faith )

Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch And Tea.
#12230 - 2015-09-02 03:41:45 UTC
Sorry about your arm...

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.

Praezius Vheruk
Gozantii Industries
#12231 - 2015-09-02 11:09:21 UTC
Nae, 'das aller righ'; ye ga'et a driver 'andy, 're kin I's borra yer bel' buckle...

To discern faith from falsehood, first one must secure themselves to a lover. Raise the stakes from nightly, to permanent, and faith shall be found at the threshold of one's soul. ( Cup Size < Compassion's Depth, Love = Faith )

Tanner Twaggs
Riemannian Manifold Torus
#12232 - 2015-09-02 14:30:42 UTC
Come over here, I will show you a better time than last time

At what point do you just stop and say, Did i just do that

Sara Twaggs
Orderly Misconduct.
#12233 - 2015-09-03 21:07:20 UTC
I would be completely normal,( yes i am tanners wife)
Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch And Tea.
#12234 - 2015-09-04 02:17:34 UTC
Yeah, now you tell me you're somebody else's wife.

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.

Tanner Twaggs
Riemannian Manifold Torus
#12235 - 2015-09-04 02:29:25 UTC
Hey buddy to prevent a argument let just both sleep with her and that will be that deal?

At what point do you just stop and say, Did i just do that

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#12236 - 2015-09-04 06:50:10 UTC
OK, you go back with your wife and I take care of Them Lips, then everybody will be happy! Specially me! Smile
Vanya Karellian
Doomheim
#12237 - 2015-09-04 09:37:31 UTC
If you steal my lipstick again, you'll be punished...
Projak Dynamo
Pro Synergy
#12238 - 2015-09-04 11:27:16 UTC
Yes!

The Pro Synergy Pilot is not just a fighting man, he is a salvage expert. If it is lost, in the blackness of space, he will find it. If it has been destroyed, he will loot and salvage it. If it is in his way, he will move it. If he is lucky he will be podded 20 jumps from home, for this is the closest he come to being hero.

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#12239 - 2015-09-04 17:18:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
Oh hi... Can you salvage that wardrobe of any clothes sized a 36 or 38? Thank you!

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch And Tea.
#12240 - 2015-09-05 04:47:37 UTC
Clothes? On you? I guess I was to drunk to remember that part...

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.