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Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#81 - 2012-01-03 19:14:52 UTC
'a' t' asteroid 'a' clowt t' ship 'ed bin reeight rich wi' t' supa rare mineral megacyte - which 'as unique qualities 'a' mek it extremely valuable i' advanced robotics 'n drone manufacturin. avin ta li' 'n fettle i' zeroa gravity year i', year art gev darieux eur distincti' inseight intoa 'i-tech assembly 'n despi' t' limited resources 'n tools a' 'is disposal, wha' 'e creyted durin those long long years 'as nivva sin bin surpassed i' originality or brilliance. a' long last t' ship entered t' ouperieur system, 44 years behin' schedule due teur t' decreased speed caused by t' impact 'n subsequent missile explosions. o'a t' years darieux 'ed invented several techniques for slowin t' ship daahn, just for dis occasion. 'is meeam method wor ta use t' stellar bodies int' system ta 'elp 'im sla daahn. even if t' propulsion system itself wor still art o' orda darieux managed ta gerr um o' t' directional thrusters ta fettle, feedin 'em wi' t' last drops o' fuel. naw 'e began ta zigzag atwixt t' system’s planets, usin t' gravity ta 'is advantage ta gi'o'a t' ship 'n even gonneur sa far as ta enta t' atmospheear a' 'un point (protectin t' ship wi' eur 'andcrafted shield). thru these unorthodox methods darieux managed ta gi'o'a t' ship fra shootin art intoa deep space agin. by dis tahhm darieux wor an owd bloke, 'is gaunt body i' eur bad state due ta tooa much tahhm i' zeroa gravity. yet 'is spirit wor still strong 'n 'e wor unwillin ta gee oop naw 'a' 'e’d managed ta reach 'is destination. satisfyin though it wor ta be int' ouperieur system 'is situation wor still dire as t' prospects for enny kin' o' rescue wor absolutely none a' orl. 'is fate lay entirely i' 'is own 'ands 'n t' onny option wor ta try ta construct t' stargate orl by 'imself. all t' equipment needed ta construct t' stargate wor long sin destroyed or altered beyon' recognition. darieux wor forced ta start fra scratch devisin 'n buildin innovati' drones 'n robot factories. 'e centered 'is activity aroun' eur large asteroid 'a' wor conveniently close teur t' resonance point atwixt t' whi' meeam star 'n its tiny brown companion. theear, on 'a' asteroid, darieux constructed eur small assembly factory an' orl as 'is 'ooam 'n for fi' years 'e labored along wi' 'is robot friends ta complete, single-handedly, eur stargate. eur fea' 'a' 'appen eur 'andful int' whole universe could pull off, darieux performed a' t' age o' 80 – white-haired, wrinkled fyass, shaky 'ands 'n orl. imagine t' surprise o' t' stargate controllers int' villooar system when eur patched up construction ship limped thru thea stargate - t' triumphant remains o' eur mission long sin considered dead 'n lost. darieux reveled int' medieur limeleight for eur while afowa launchin 'is own compenny, creodron, centered ont' blueprints creyted i' an incredible voyage lastin almost 'alf eur century. 'e died eur few years lata, 'is frail body 'n failin internal organs tooa badly damaged for clonin. bur 'is legacy remains strong ta dis day - creodron is t' biggest drone manufacturin compenny int' universe o' new eden 'n t' innovations o' its founda still dri' t' drone industry. renamin t' ouperieur system t' owd bloke star is t' least an appreciati' world can doa.

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Badger Molester
crazy space hunter
#82 - 2012-01-03 19:15:20 UTC
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Tallianna Avenkarde
Pyre of Gods
#83 - 2012-01-03 19:15:26 UTC
Din'stalor Alaric wrote:
Tallianna Avenkarde wrote:
Lady Spank wrote:
Dont make me put a locator agent on you Tallianna


M-M in Great Wild Lands! I'm a nullbear now remember :p


Hmm, i was there last night, its boring now with no one actually wanting to put up a fight, even the phobia guys got bored and moved on.


Really? Must have been in quiet times, we have been trying to have gudfites with Republic Alliance and True Reign, but the only time they leave the undock is for covert hotdrops on lone battlecruisers..

TBH we dragged a bunch of scared hiseccers out here, and without ne of the nullbear leaders or one of the flashies to lead them, they get scared to undock if there is an unfamiliar face in local


but we will toughen em up yet

And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell.
Professor Alphane
Les Corsaires Diable
#84 - 2012-01-03 19:16:33 UTC
Selinate wrote:
what is it with the english and making pudding out of meat and animal byproducts?


Black pudding and Yorkshire pudding are two diffrent things, ones a blood sausage and one is oven baked pancake batter.

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Selinate
#85 - 2012-01-03 19:17:00 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
'a' t' asteroid 'a' clowt t' ship 'ed bin reeight rich wi' t' supa rare mineral megacyte - which 'as unique qualities 'a' mek it extremely valuable i' advanced robotics 'n drone manufacturin. avin ta li' 'n fettle i' zeroa gravity year i', year art gev darieux eur distincti' inseight intoa 'i-tech assembly 'n despi' t' limited resources 'n tools a' 'is disposal, wha' 'e creyted durin those long long years 'as nivva sin bin surpassed i' originality or brilliance. a' long last t' ship entered t' ouperieur system, 44 years behin' schedule due teur t' decreased speed caused by t' impact 'n subsequent missile explosions. o'a t' years darieux 'ed invented several techniques for slowin t' ship daahn, just for dis occasion. 'is meeam method wor ta use t' stellar bodies int' system ta 'elp 'im sla daahn. even if t' propulsion system itself wor still art o' orda darieux managed ta gerr um o' t' directional thrusters ta fettle, feedin 'em wi' t' last drops o' fuel. naw 'e began ta zigzag atwixt t' system’s planets, usin t' gravity ta 'is advantage ta gi'o'a t' ship 'n even gonneur sa far as ta enta t' atmospheear a' 'un point (protectin t' ship wi' eur 'andcrafted shield). thru these unorthodox methods darieux managed ta gi'o'a t' ship fra shootin art intoa deep space agin. by dis tahhm darieux wor an owd bloke, 'is gaunt body i' eur bad state due ta tooa much tahhm i' zeroa gravity. yet 'is spirit wor still strong 'n 'e wor unwillin ta gee oop naw 'a' 'e’d managed ta reach 'is destination. satisfyin though it wor ta be int' ouperieur system 'is situation wor still dire as t' prospects for enny kin' o' rescue wor absolutely none a' orl. 'is fate lay entirely i' 'is own 'ands 'n t' onny option wor ta try ta construct t' stargate orl by 'imself. all t' equipment needed ta construct t' stargate wor long sin destroyed or altered beyon' recognition. darieux wor forced ta start fra scratch devisin 'n buildin innovati' drones 'n robot factories. 'e centered 'is activity aroun' eur large asteroid 'a' wor conveniently close teur t' resonance point atwixt t' whi' meeam star 'n its tiny brown companion. theear, on 'a' asteroid, darieux constructed eur small assembly factory an' orl as 'is 'ooam 'n for fi' years 'e labored along wi' 'is robot friends ta complete, single-handedly, eur stargate. eur fea' 'a' 'appen eur 'andful int' whole universe could pull off, darieux performed a' t' age o' 80 – white-haired, wrinkled fyass, shaky 'ands 'n orl. imagine t' surprise o' t' stargate controllers int' villooar system when eur patched up construction ship limped thru thea stargate - t' triumphant remains o' eur mission long sin considered dead 'n lost. darieux reveled int' medieur limeleight for eur while afowa launchin 'is own compenny, creodron, centered ont' blueprints creyted i' an incredible voyage lastin almost 'alf eur century. 'e died eur few years lata, 'is frail body 'n failin internal organs tooa badly damaged for clonin. bur 'is legacy remains strong ta dis day - creodron is t' biggest drone manufacturin compenny int' universe o' new eden 'n t' innovations o' its founda still dri' t' drone industry. renamin t' ouperieur system t' owd bloke star is t' least an appreciati' world can doa.


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Din'stalor Alaric
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#86 - 2012-01-03 19:17:22 UTC
Well its time for me to get to the pub for the football, have fun with the spam and i will not give the isk out to the winner when i get back, or maybe just maybe if something is funny enough, i will. Also, anyone from Lancashiteshire is not elligable to win this competition as you burnt our chip shop down during the wars, and i am still in mourning.

Solo 4 Life.1v1 always honored, flying without booster alt since Oct 2010. No ransoms honored even if offered :)
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#87 - 2012-01-03 19:17:49 UTC
Sounds like a challenge, good luck matey. ♥

303 needs boobalicious back (or I need forum access again) :D

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Din'stalor Alaric
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#88 - 2012-01-03 19:18:21 UTC
Tallianna Avenkarde wrote:
Din'stalor Alaric wrote:
Tallianna Avenkarde wrote:
Lady Spank wrote:
Dont make me put a locator agent on you Tallianna


M-M in Great Wild Lands! I'm a nullbear now remember :p


Hmm, i was there last night, its boring now with no one actually wanting to put up a fight, even the phobia guys got bored and moved on.


Really? Must have been in quiet times, we have been trying to have gudfites with Republic Alliance and True Reign, but the only time they leave the undock is for covert hotdrops on lone battlecruisers..

TBH we dragged a bunch of scared hiseccers out here, and without ne of the nullbear leaders or one of the flashies to lead them, they get scared to undock if there is an unfamiliar face in local


but we will toughen em up yet



Ahh and i am neg sec too, guess i should do some ratting to get fights lol

Solo 4 Life.1v1 always honored, flying without booster alt since Oct 2010. No ransoms honored even if offered :)
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#89 - 2012-01-03 19:19:10 UTC
Din'stalor Alaric wrote:
i will not give the isk out to the winner when i get back, or maybe just maybe if something is funny enough,

NEY HONOUR

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Roxwar
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#90 - 2012-01-03 19:21:34 UTC
Din'stalor Alaric wrote:
i will not give the isk out to the winner when i get back, or maybe just maybe if something is funny enough, i will.


Scam. Knew it Blink
Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#91 - 2012-01-03 19:22:19 UTC
Give me free ISK ... Smile

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude
Tallianna Avenkarde
Pyre of Gods
#92 - 2012-01-03 19:23:26 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
Sounds like a challenge, good luck matey. ♥

303 needs boobalicious back (or I need forum access again) :D



LOL the old forums are gone :sadface: and I never did get around to saving that piccy :P

And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell.
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#93 - 2012-01-03 19:24:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Lady Spank
ahahahaah! glad you know what im on about :D

EDIT: no I dont have it either

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Roxwar
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#94 - 2012-01-03 19:25:03 UTC
Din'stalor Alaric wrote:
maybe just maybe if something is funny enough, i will.


I used to play Skyrim.

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Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#95 - 2012-01-03 19:26:18 UTC
Unda t' seeur, t' city

my fatheur... ... well, nivva min'. *** the gallentean smiled when ah clowt 'im. ah 'ed 'im up against eur wall, 'ands pinned by twoa otha provs, 'n i'd already cracked 'is ribs 'n beyten art eur few teeth. 'e smiled. it wasn't 'a' rictus, eitha, t' 'un wheear they're i' sa much peeam thea faces tense orl up. "enjoyin dis, eh?" 'un prov sez. "shut up," ah sez. ah dint li' baitin, nivva 'ed. wha' theur gev t' mark wor clarity, eur purpose ta 'is peeam. theur made 'im understan', aye, 'a' theur enjoyed dis 'n 'ood gladly doa it foreva unless 'e made it gi'o'a, bur 'a' 'e could mek it gi'o'a, tooa. not reet away, necessarily, bur if 'e changed 'n fahn' 'imself eur new focus i' life, theear 'ood be 'ope. t' mark could nivva be made ta feel li' t' entire thin wor merely eur 'eartless joke. he wor exhausted 'n 'is noggin lolled daahn. ah pur uz 'ands unda 'is chin, lifted it back up sa 'e'd skeg uz int' een. "why did theur doa those things?" ah sez. "we're 'eear ta stay. thas not changin 'a'. orl thas doin is makin trouble." ah raised uz otha 'an' 'n clowt 'im 'ard int' solar plexus. air 'n blood gushed art o' 'is gob. ah 'ood av ta clean t' jacket afowa gonneur ont' day shift tomorra. this tahhm 'e lifted 'is noggin o' 'is own accut. 'n 'e smiled agin. 'un eye swollen shut, gob eur bloody gabble. theear wor neya defiance i' 'a' smile, none o' 'a' gormless attitude theur gerr fra someone who's tryin ta ride t' peeam. neya tauntin, 'a' weapon o' t' weyt 'n powerless. 'e wor somewheear else already 'n ah 'adn't pur 'im theear. "let 'im nip on," ah sez. the provs wor stunned. ah sighed, 'n wondered - 'n not fert fust tahhm - wheear t' 'ell t' force 'ed gotten these guys. "next apeth goes deaf gets twelve weeks ont' tundras," ah sez. they dropped 'im li' eur bag o' rocks. we gallock 'im theear, coughin blood ont' scuffled sna. *** i wor twelve when ah wor accepted intoa t' caldari army. ah wor strong for uz age 'n ah 'ed long sin learned wha' t' world did ta fowk. it wasn't runnin away, though it wor an escape. ah 'ed learned menny things 'n 'un o' 'em wor patience. sa ah trained 'ard 'n ah studied as much as ah possibly could, though ah knew 'a' i'd nivva nip on as far as i'd li'. wha' mattered ta uz wor servin t' state. some fowk, when thee joined, seemed ta av nowt ta doa bur compleeam. not loudly, 'n sometimes not even i' words, bur thee resented thea place 'n easily forgot just 'a much t' army 'ed done for 'em. it tuk wee i', orl o' wee, neya matta 'a brok we wor. it forgev, i' its fashion. it gev rules 'n discipline, which wor nowt new, bur it nivva strayed fra 'em, 'n 'a' blowed uz. if theur screwed up, theur paid t' price 'n wor usually allowed ta lug on, 'n if theur kept yursen i' line theur wor gallock a sen. theur did wha' theur wor towd. i couldn't thoil t' standard, not allus. ah lost uz tempa. summa' i' uz needed ta lash art a' t' world. wha' ah getten fra t' army wasn't eur cure - t' anga wor eur part o' uz 'a' couldn't dee wiyaa' leavin uz diminished - bur an environment wheear ah could tek it teur t' edge wiyaa' jumpin off. ah could be missen as much as wor possible wiyaa' t' threa' o' failure. soa while ah dint move upwards ah crawled eur slanted sideways guinell, risin thru persistence ratha than brains or kissin ass. 'a' wor orl roeight. ah accepted 'a'. 'n when t' tahhm cem thee needed fowk ta tek care o' wee new world - dis smokin crata o' eur 'omelan', dis iceworld thee called caldari prime - thee dint *** teur t' ones whoa 'ed brains, for brains nip on remarkably soft on frozzen tundras, 'n thee dint *** teur t' ass- kissers, for thea lips would've chapped int' parky. thee cem teur t' ones whoa knew bugga well 'a ta survi'. *** mornin afta, 'n anotha meetin o' t' city overseers. ah paid t' best attention ah could, bur ah wor still jiggered fra last night's dark roun' 'n kept zonin art. i did appreciate t' necessity o' these meetings. we needed ta od' an entire planet usin eur force 'alf staffed wi' thugs. equal measures o' peacekeepin 'n intimidation 'ed kept eur lid ont' angria locals - ah tuk an acti' part i' these - bur 'a' wouldn't be enuff fert middlin' bloke ont' street. life 'ed ta be kept gonneur, rollin on fra 'un day teur t' next. it wor eur supreme irony 'a' i' eur society whose governance 'ed bin torn fra t' 'ands o' 'un powa by anotha, wee greytest efforts went intoa convincin fowk 'a' nowt much 'ed changed. thee needed ta stay indoors late a' neet, 'n luxuries 'ed bin restricted, bur dis wor nowt new on eur planet made o' ice. wha' thee chuffin' needed wor ta be gallock a sen, ta not be reminded o' 'a much 'ed changed naw 'a' thee seemed ta be settlin intoa um kin' o' eur groove. soa we 'ed evacuated 'un o' thea underwata cities, eur massi' place encased i' eur polyglas dome, 'n we 'ed teken orl t' major troublemakers - t' ones whose absence 'ood be less eur diplomatic problem than thea continued presence - 'n we 'ed pur 'em daahn unda. nobody knew wha' went on i' 'a' place. theear wor plenty o' guesses, 'n everyone knew someone whoa claimed insida infoa, bur callin abaht it did lahl mooar than generate rumors. t' 'igher-ups dint min'. we'd even subtly bin given leev ta spread um rumors o' wee own. ah think t' way thee figured it, t' mooar fowk talked 'n worried abaht 'a' place, t' less o' eur risk 'a' enny o' t' locals 'ood want ta nip on theear. we already 'ed 'undreds o' thousands, bur t' dome could roa millions. we wor scrollin thru t' list o' new recruits - we call 'em 'recruits' 'cos it sounds sa much betta than 'abductees' - when eur fyass caught uz attention. it wasn't bruised 'n 'ed eur conspicuously full gob o' teeth, bur it wor unmistakably t' bloke i'd bin wukkin ont' neet afowa. "stop, od', 'od on eur sec," ah sez. "what'd dis 'un doa?" the presenta checked 'is records 'n listed eur series o' crimes against t' state, um mooar seveear or ideologically motivated than others. menny o' 'em wor familiar - wor, indeed, t'...

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Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#96 - 2012-01-03 19:26:27 UTC
we'd seen cumly ta av wee lahl call wi' 'im - bur theear wor eur spate o' offences 'a' absolutely marked 'im for daahn unda 'n which ah 'ed nevertheless missed when gonneur o'a 'is records afowa t' beytings. ah fahn' dis reeight uncomfortable 'n asked when 'e'd committed those crimes. the presenta checked t' dateur agin 'n raised an eyebra. "qui' recently. 'e getten thru three o' 'em yestudi, atwixt eighteen 'undred 'ours 'n evenin call." which pur it afta t' tahhm i'd last checked 'is recut, bur afowa we'd caught 'im. 'e knew 'e wor gonneur daahn unda. i thowt abaht 'im. 'a' smile. my ears 'eard uz gob seh, "i'm gonneur wi' 'im." the presenta blinked. "in t' shuttle. t' shipment 'e's on when 'e goes daahn unda. ah'm goan be on it." in t' silence ah felt an explanation wor called for, bur t' best ah could musta wor, "i want ta be sure 'e doesn't mek trouble." i kept quiet fert rest o' t' meetin, bur ah 'ed um friends o' mine doa eur lahl dataminin afterwards. *** the shuttle 'ed several dozen individual cells, apiece o' which contained 'un prisona, 'un bunk bed 'n 'un vidscreen embedded int' wall. it alsoa 'ed eur small areeur reserved fert accompanyin guards. the underwata trip 'ood tek wee eur lahl o'a twelve 'ours. it could be made fasta, bur expenses wor kept ta eur minimum wi' these guys. thea cells wor soundproofed 'n t' vidscreens, which wor cheap 'n kept behin' unbreytable barriers, wor voice-activated. we could av drugged t' prisoners fert duration o' thea trip, bur 'a' 'ood av browt wee intoa, 'ah, muddy waters. theur wor onny supposed ta administa drugs ta prisoners if theur 'ed eur clear reason ta consida 'em eur threa', 'n i' doin sa theur browt t' whole process 'un step closa ta barbarism. strictly speytin we dint av ta provide 'em wi' enny kin' o' way ta pass t' tahhm - theear wor eur clause somewheear int' law 'a' allowed wee ta call dis eur temporary solitary confinement, much as t' 'un i' regular prisons - bur leavin eur civilian i' an empty cell for twelve 'ours wi' nowt ta doa bur think 'ood not mek for eur gran' disembarkment daahn unda. besides, theear wor 'un apeth ah woontad ta keep awake. when ah entered 'is cell 'e wor sittin sideways ont' bunk bed, lookin pointedly a' t' wall. 'is bruises wor dark purple 'n yella. he dint seem ta recognize uz a' fust. when 'e did, 'e visibly stopped breythin for eur few seconds, then let art eur long exhalation 'n smiled. 'e wor afraid o' uz, bur 'e knew summa' ah dint, summa' 'e thowt 'ood keep 'im safe. 'a' wor gran'. 'a' could be worked wi'. i went teur t' wall across fra 'im 'n sa' ont' floor. wee interrogators believed i' takin on eur dominant position; ah dint. ah believed i' ossin small, fra eur weytened position, 'n lettin t' subject build an image o' theur i' 'is min' far greyta than t' real theur. theear wor summa' abaht 'is smile. they'd given 'im new teeth, bur theear wor summa' mooar. it wor almost as if i'd seen it afowa. when it clowt uz eur few secon' lata, it clowt li' eur bray, 'n ah wor glad ah wor already sittin. he noticed uz gasp, 'n 'is smile faded. "wha'?" 'e sez. "i kna theur," ah sez. "you bea' uz up eur few days agoa," 'e sez. i leaned uz noggin ta 'un side. it wor there; it wor definitely theear. ah couldn't beleev ah 'adn't seen it afowa. "i knew someone once," ah sez. "eur beeam. tough 'un, as it goes. 'e'd 'ed eur rotten tahhm o' it, bin smacked aroun' 'n plenty wahr, bur 'e 'ed 'a' skeg. ah still rememba seein eur picture o' 'im, teken when 'e enlisted. it sez, ah'm free. i've gone beyon'. nowt theur doa will matta naw, nowt theur seh will reach uz naw. ah belong ta summa' greyta." his een narrowed 'n ah knew ah 'ed 'im. "you've joined t' rebels." ah sez. the smile returned. "you're on thy way ta daahn bela o' thy own goddamned intention," ah sez. not i' eur tone o' surprise, bur annoyance. "nobody does 'a'. sa theur av eur plan. bur theur couldn't doa it a sen, not if theur want ta mek eur difference. sa thars joined t' rebels, 'n theur av someone waitin for theur daahn bela." he kept quiet. ah 'ed not asked 'im eur question, nor given 'im an orda. "you av neya ideeur wha' tha'il be i' for, daahn theear," ah sez. "nobody does. sa theur couldn't possibly be plannin eur coup, or eur disruption, or owt 'a' requires eur reasonable degree o' forethowt. 'n theur av neya specialties; i've checked. orl 'a' theur av is eur life li' everybody else." "not anymooar," 'e sez. "well, neya," ah conceded. "not anymooar." "not afta theur cem." "let's not gerr intoa t' whole occupation business. it wasn't uz call enny mooar than thy'n," ah sez. ah waited eur bea' afowa addin, "i'm soz for thy family." "that's alreight," 'e sez wi' complete equanimity. 'e wor leadin uz on. 'e dint care abaht enny o' 'a'. t' moa we'd moved away fra daahn bela, 'e'd gotten mooar comfortable wi' answerin back. he'd given up 'is owd life, 'n 'e 'ed neya reason ta beleev 'e could mek owt constructi' o' 'is new 'un. tahhm ta push 'im. i getten up, brushed missen off 'n sez, "i'm turnin dis shuttle aroun'. av eur gran' day." i 'ed not even teken eur step afowa 'e let art an ahtraged, "wha'?" "you 'eard uz. ah can't let theur gerr anywheear near 'a' place. thas eur security risk." "you can't doa dis," 'e sez. "i av ta gerr daahn theear. ah deman' theur tek uz daahn theear." t' smile wor gone. 'is 'ands trembled. "well, that's eur fust," ah sez. ah felt for 'im. ah truly did. 'ed uz dream bin snatched away fra uz li' dis, it would've bin t' en' o' uz life, tooa. he getten up. ah thowt 'e wor goan attack uz, bur asteead 'e backed 'imself intoa eur corna. "don't *** enny closa," 'e sez. "hey," ah sez, "i wasn't plannin ta. ah'm goan leev dis cell naw and-" "i'm carryin eur bomb," 'e sez. some words change everythin. 'sniper' is 'un. ah'm towd 'love' is anotha. 'incoming' is pretty gurt these days, bein t' clart noggin bairn o' 'invasion'. "you wor strip-searched 'n scanned afowa theur getten onboard. owt conspicuous i' thy system would've bi

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Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#97 - 2012-01-03 19:26:50 UTC
would've bin t' en' o' uz life, tooa. he getten up. ah thowt 'e wor goan attack uz, bur asteead 'e backed 'imself intoa eur corna. "don't *** enny closa," 'e sez. "hey," ah sez, "i wasn't plannin ta. ah'm goan leev dis cell naw and-" "i'm carryin eur bomb," 'e sez. some words change everythin. 'sniper' is 'un. ah'm towd 'love' is anotha. 'incoming' is pretty gurt these days, bein t' clart noggin bairn o' 'invasion'. "you wor strip-searched 'n scanned afowa theur getten onboard. owt conspicuous i' thy system would've bin flushed art ont' spot. thas liggin'," ah sez, mooar art o' 'ope than enny real conviction. "transfusions," 'e sez. i wor stunned. it wor possible, i' theory, ta replace certeeam bodily fluids wi' explosi' counterparts. theur could alta eur person's glands ta produce t' new type, sa long as theur ensured 'is body 'ed enuff raw materials ta draw on, or theur could swap art t' owd type fert new along wi' an agent 'a' 'ood keep it fra breytin daahn. it wor 'ideously expensi', extremely unreliable 'n utterly destructi'. even if 'e neva set off t' explosi' reaction, eur apeth whoa underwent summa' li' dis 'ood dee o' massi' organ failure within eur few days. t' body wor not 'appy bein turned intoa eur chemical weapon. i'd 'ed uz agents doa um dataminin, 'n it 'ed revealed connections atwixt dis bloke 'n ten others on dis reeight sem shuttle. orl o' 'em 'ed committed crimes serious enuff ta warrant transpoarts daahn unda, bur wahr, orl o' 'em wor connected ta an earlia transpoarts 'a' just yestudi 'ed browt umpteen o' fresh fowk teur t' city. gods knew 'a menny o' 'em wor walkin bombs. "you wor goan bla up t' city," ah sez. ah couldn't beleev it. he stared a' uz, silent 'n defiant. "it wouldn't be enuff wi' just 'un o' theur, bur wi' everyone theur norrz on dis shuttle 'n orl thy friends whoa getten i' theear yestudi. theur..." ah simply could not gerr uz noggin aroun' dis. "theear are 'undreds o' thousands o' fowk daahn theear. thy fowk." "they're dead ta wee," 'e sez. "everyone is, once they're sent daahn unda. for orl we kna it may be an empty 'usk." "but thas 'opin it's not," ah sez, t' realization dawnin i' merciless leet. "you're pullin eur nouvelle rouvenor. thas goan finn' um spot 'n thas goan goddamn detonate yourselves, int' 'ope theur can crack t' dome 'n destroy t' entire city. 'n then thas goan gerr it orl blamed on wee." he smiled agin, 'n ah remembered feelin 'a' smile on uz own fyass, orl those years agoa. "soa naw theur av eur choice," 'e sez ta uz. "you can let t' shuttle dock 'n sen' uz off. tha'il leev. ahl stay. whateva 'appens is neya longa thy concern." "or we turn dis thin aroun' 'n theur bla it ta bits." he shrugged. "those friends o' thy'n 'a' arrived yestudi?" ah sez. "they're still int' investigation lounge. bur theur knew 'a'. wha' theur dint kna is 'a' ah 'ed 'em tagged, which means they'll be 'eld theear while ah gi' t' go-ahead." "you're liggin'," 'e sez. i wor. "maybe ah'm," ah sez. he getten ta 'is feet. "this shuttle is gerrin turned aroun'," ah sez. he lifted 'is 'ands 'n looked a' 'em, as if 'e wor seein 'em fert fust tahhm. i towd 'im, "i knew someone once whoa thowt 'e 'ed orl t' answers. tuk eur while afowa ah realized 'e didn't; 'e just stayed i' control o' t' questions." he looked a' uz naw. "last tahhm ah saw 'im wor thru eur bulletproof pane o' glass. ah wor leavin 'n 'e wasn't. ahl nivva getget 'a' expression. ah wor gonneur somewheear 'e wasn't, ah 'ed become summa' 'e 'ood nivva be, 'n 'e knew it." "you're eur vicious thug," 'e sez ta uz. "i'm eur part o' t' state," ah sez. "an' theur are not. neya mooar than 'e wor. 'n 'is gutted expression, orl those years agoa, is t' sem 'un theur av naw." i raised uz own 'ands. "he 'ood av teken theur up on thy offa. ahl not." as 'e started ta move, ah lunged for 'im.

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Tallianna Avenkarde
Pyre of Gods
#98 - 2012-01-03 19:26:53 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
ahahahaah! glad you know what im on about :D

EDIT: no I dont have it either


Oh well will find someone that has it eventually :P
Could just ask her i suppose, she is still in game...

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Karl Planck
Perkone
Caldari State
#99 - 2012-01-03 19:28:14 UTC
weeee forum wars

I has all the eve inactivity
Scortched Merc
Ascendance Rising
Ascendance..
#100 - 2012-01-03 19:28:18 UTC
Tallianna Avenkarde... damn get a box to stand on!

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