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Admiral Murder Mike
Doomheim
#1 - 2015-08-31 19:36:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Admiral Murder Mike
DDoSM are high sec, trade hub camping degenerates for hire!


Current Client Take-On Status:
Closed for Corp Set Up


To contract with us, please contact one of the following:
Admiral Murder Mike (Fleet Admiral)


What is the service?
We conduct denial of space operations in high sec. What this means is we make life difficult for our targets by interrupting their economic activities in high sec space. Our service is not about winning your wars, it's about undermining your enemy's strength.

Why use the service?
Our customers ALWAYS remain undisclosed. This means you can conduct a shadow war on rivals with little to no risk to yourself. We can also act as force projection for Low Sec and Null Sec groups who do not want to divert war efforts to high sec, or to open themselves up to legal attack in high sec space by opening CONCORD war decs against their enemies.

We suck!
Yes, the Null Sec and w-space blow hards will tell anyone in high sec they suck every chance they get. But guess what? Their logistics trains originate out of high sec trade hubs, just like everyone else. So exactly zero f*cks given when they complain.

We have no rep or experience!
No sh*t, bright spark.
Admiral Murder Mike
Doomheim
#2 - 2015-08-31 19:36:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Admiral Murder Mike
Diplomacy:
Whenever in contact with one of our members ensure to determine his rank (will be provided in the title) and check below to determine his authority. If you fail to do this we will laugh at you when you complain later.

Our fees:
Basic fee is two (2) times the Concord wardec fee, payable in advance every week. A contracted wardec will be declared as soon as possible after the basic fee has been paid but will always be within 24 hours of payment. Contracts last the duration of the valid wardec.

Bounty fee is 10% of the value per eve-kill.net of every kill made during the week and is payable in arrears with the following week's basic fee. Kills with the final blow and/or most damage by an NPC with DDoSM on the kill mail are also considered kills that attract a bounty fee. Kills where a contracting party and/or third party where DDoSM has the final blow and/or most damage are considered kills that attract a bounty fee.

DDoSM retains all third party bounties, dropped loot or other revenue or other assets that arise or otherwise accrue from any kill or war activity unless specifically agreed to in writing before such kill or war activity.

Our activities:
- Trade hub camping.
- Trade route gate camping and patrols.
- Mission hub camping and mission runner hunting with covops scanner alts.
- Camping of mining areas and miner hunting with covops scanner alts.
- POS and POCO camping.
- Other sneaky stuff to get kills :-)
Benson en Efnyssen
ATHANOR AQUISISTIONS
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#3 - 2015-08-31 22:36:31 UTC
How much to sit and guard my MTU on the Niarja gate?
Domino Vyse
FeedingMachine
War and Wormhole
#4 - 2015-08-31 22:46:03 UTC
-1

Highsec only makes me sick. Screams a lack of motivation to get the job done.
Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2015-09-01 00:08:42 UTC
Yeah reeks of laziness. Reads like you pay us to sit and hope your enemy comes to Jita, by the way want your isk doubled?

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#6 - 2015-09-01 00:34:27 UTC
Domino Vyse wrote:
-1

Highsec only makes me sick. Screams a lack of motivation to get the job done.


Somebody has to shovel the SH!T!

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7 - 2015-09-01 01:54:26 UTC
Whats going on in here?

Hello?

Oh, its nothing.

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Erin Davis
Sblo Panala Corporation
#8 - 2015-09-01 01:55:34 UTC
Get rid of those pesky people in dodixie please.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#9 - 2015-09-01 03:09:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Saeger1737
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Domino Vyse wrote:
-1

Highsec only makes me sick. Screams a lack of motivation to get the job done.


Somebody has to shovel the SH!T!

Didn't know poo could shovel other poo

1 day old 1 member corp, gonna go far.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#10 - 2015-09-01 06:16:33 UTC
C&P Law 1
Post with your main or GTFO

I would also like a quote for guarding that MTU on the Niraja gate

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

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Xorphix
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#11 - 2015-09-01 06:47:42 UTC
I approve of this service.









Just kidding. Lol
Admiral Murder Mike
Doomheim
#12 - 2015-09-01 14:57:32 UTC
So many people who just don't understand high sec war decs or denial of space...
Domino Vyse
FeedingMachine
War and Wormhole
#13 - 2015-09-01 15:02:01 UTC
Admiral Murder Mike wrote:
So many people who just don't understand high sec war decs or denial of space...


Are you lost?

I'll pay you to deny my corp of our space. Payment on receipt of service given your lack of rep.
Admiral Murder Mike
Doomheim
#14 - 2015-09-01 15:12:25 UTC
Domino Vyse wrote:
Admiral Murder Mike wrote:
So many people who just don't understand high sec war decs or denial of space...


Are you lost?

I'll pay you to deny my corp of our space. Payment on receipt of service given your lack of rep.


*yawn* your troll skills are underwhelmingly unimpressive, go practice some more in the starter systems
Xorphix
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#15 - 2015-09-01 15:54:59 UTC
Admiral Murder Mike wrote:
Domino Vyse wrote:
Admiral Murder Mike wrote:
So many people who just don't understand high sec war decs or denial of space...


Are you lost?

I'll pay you to deny my corp of our space. Payment on receipt of service given your lack of rep.


*yawn* your troll skills are underwhelmingly unimpressive, go practice some more in the starter systems


Why? Is that where we'll find you guys? What?
Lord Razpataz
Devils Rejects 666
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#16 - 2015-09-01 16:17:14 UTC
Admiral Murder Mike wrote:
So many people who just don't understand high sec war decs or denial of space...

Who are you btw?
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#17 - 2015-09-01 16:26:55 UTC
Admiral Murder Mike wrote:
So many people who just don't understand high sec war decs or denial of space...

This should be amusing.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#18 - 2015-09-01 16:31:29 UTC
Admiral Murder Mike wrote:
So many people who just don't understand high sec war decs or denial of space...

I can confirm nobody posting in this thread has any experience in either of these areas. We should consult a real specialist in it like... um... Look honestly the only people who haven't trolled you are POH and PIRAT and that's likely cause you weren't worth the time.

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Domino Vyse
FeedingMachine
War and Wormhole
#19 - 2015-09-01 16:32:11 UTC
Admiral Murder Mike wrote:
Domino Vyse wrote:
Admiral Murder Mike wrote:
So many people who just don't understand high sec war decs or denial of space...


Are you lost?

I'll pay you to deny my corp of our space. Payment on receipt of service given your lack of rep.


*yawn* your troll skills are underwhelmingly unimpressive, go practice some more in the starter systems


I'm not trolling. Come dunk us, you get a good vouch and your payment. We aren't elite tough guys or anything, just wanna see if you can back up your claims.
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#20 - 2015-09-01 17:05:48 UTC
Admiral Murder Mike wrote:

- Mission hub camping and mission runner hunting with covops scanner alts.


This is where I've been going wrong. I've been using in corp alts in fast ships to dscan them, warp to the nearest celestial, overheat mwd and burn in roughly the right direction. By the time I get started they've always docked. It's disheartening.

Thanks for the protip m8!

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
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