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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Indahmawar Fazmarai
#12201 - 2015-08-26 06:47:38 UTC
I SAW HIM FIRST YOU BIATCH! HE'S MINE!! *goes berserk*

Erica Dusette
Division 13
#12202 - 2015-08-26 07:05:55 UTC
*Erica stretches her arms out wide with a little yawn. She blinks, the morning light searing her icy blue orbs, both eyes stinging and head pounding from a hangover. She turns her head to glance at the warm body her outstretched arm has just collided with beside her...*

Oh ... well uhh, hello there ... Shocked

Hmm, a demure, peaceful space-flirt and an unstable, psychopathic killer.

I guess it's true what they say afterall about opposites ending up in bed together.

Or ... something like that.

Coffee?

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Candi LeMew
Division 13
#12203 - 2015-08-26 07:18:15 UTC
Here's your coffees, ladies.

*sits a pair of caramel synth-lattes on the bedside table*

Posting to protect Boss from unsavory replies.

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Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#12204 - 2015-08-26 09:53:19 UTC
Candi Banana Best Banana ~♥
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#12205 - 2015-08-26 12:55:14 UTC
I'd try to take the eyepatch-lens thing off.

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
Bellatrix Invicta
Doomheim
#12206 - 2015-08-26 15:01:05 UTC
Neph wrote:
I'd try to take the eyepatch-lens thing off.


I must have been a little too rough to leave your shoulders in such a position, my apologies. Can I get you some biscuits and gravy? I make a mean sausage gravy.

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Sara Twaggs
Orderly Misconduct.
#12207 - 2015-08-26 15:56:50 UTC
I would full her over and call Tanner Twaggs to come join
Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch And Tea.
#12208 - 2015-08-26 18:07:57 UTC
Hey, if you make me a bacon and egg sandwich, I'll give you a foot massage...

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.
Karad DeVisconei
Doomheim
#12209 - 2015-08-29 07:07:47 UTC
"...you don't... feel.. like that blond I was touching, last night.... who are you, again?"
ISD Buldath
#12210 - 2015-08-29 07:09:40 UTC
Which street corner did I pick you up at again...?

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Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#12211 - 2015-08-29 07:14:19 UTC
**** we've been busted. It's the cops.
Kellie Dusette
Division 13
#12212 - 2015-08-29 08:05:51 UTC
What for all this warm ice creams on a bed sheets?

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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#12213 - 2015-08-29 08:42:34 UTC
Here, have some cookies. And this big glass of milk. Now give me 10 minutes and I'll have a full breakfast just for you... you want it American, English or Scottish?

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#12214 - 2015-08-29 09:02:22 UTC
Jamaican.

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Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Azda Ja
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#12215 - 2015-08-29 14:24:24 UTC
You've been peeled.

Grrr.
Tanner Twaggs
Riemannian Manifold Torus
#12216 - 2015-08-29 15:34:50 UTC
I must of had way to many drinks last night Roll

At what point do you just stop and say, Did i just do that
Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch And Tea.
#12217 - 2015-08-29 22:32:42 UTC
Was it you or me that was kidnapped by the other? Can't quite remember...

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.
Praezius Vheruk
Gozantii Industries
#12218 - 2015-08-30 06:59:11 UTC
Crimson Draufgange wrote:
Was it you or me that was kidnapped by the other? Can't quite remember...



...tried to warn ya; once ya go black, ya never go back, baby boi....

To discern faith from falsehood, first one must secure themselves to a lover. Raise the stakes from nightly, to permanent, and faith shall be found at the threshold of one's soul. ( Cup Size < Compassion's Depth, Love = Faith )
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#12219 - 2015-08-30 11:12:06 UTC
Sorry, I've already gone black, and you're like... charcoal gray? Roll

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#12220 - 2015-08-30 13:53:45 UTC
I'd wake up before she did. End up getting out of bed and locking the door from the outside.

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka