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Dumbest things you've done in EVE?
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The Lobsters
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#41 - 2015-08-28 10:57:45 UTC  |  Edited by: The Lobsters
Posted a whinethread about AFK gatecamping in Crime and Punishment after my shitfit sentinel got blapped by a pipebomb. They were very mean to me Cry I had to hold my own d*ck in the end.

That man is the noblest creature may be inferred from the fact that no other creature has contested his claim.
Starbuck05
Abiding Ormolus
#42 - 2015-08-28 11:33:09 UTC
Divine Entervention wrote:
Starbuck05 wrote:
When i was still a newbie and i did not know who goonswarm was, also just got my first tengu for which i was super excited . I wanted to go to null sec with my tengu to make isk so naturaly was looking for a corp.

Said goons scammed me out of my tengu and several other assets pretending he will JF all of it to my "new goon home"


I am and was forever grrr goons afterwards


lol, you trust people




i know right ... i've learned that lesson then ... thats what happens when you're a noob ..

Just because i am blond does not make me stoopid !
Brutus Utama
State War Academy
Caldari State
#43 - 2015-08-28 11:58:24 UTC
fire month or 2 in eve Bought Gila For PvE was moving back from amarr took a shortcut through low sec.... saw a claw on gate lock me up... locked him back started shooting... 2 T3's appeared... Dead Gila....
Lan Wang
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#44 - 2015-08-28 12:05:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Lan Wang
bought a mining alt

took a vargur out drunk

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*
Fowler
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#45 - 2015-08-28 12:14:51 UTC
I once approched a Talos I had pointed.
I didn't orbit.

Oops
Rovinia
Exotic Dancers Union
#46 - 2015-08-28 12:56:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Rovinia
Autopiloted a Tengu from Jita to Stacmon for a short time to check my food in the kitchen... Well, my Gallente Standing is not that good. Who needs gankers anyway if the NPC's can do the job...
Anne Dieu-le-veut
Natl Assn for the Advancement of Criminal People
#47 - 2015-08-28 13:00:46 UTC
Reading the F&I section of the forums
Sovox
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#48 - 2015-08-28 13:02:50 UTC
Pre Nullified interceptors, accidentally fitted a afterburner instead of MWD. Imagine my surprise trying to burn out of a bubble. Ugh
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#49 - 2015-08-28 13:31:09 UTC
dumbest thing?

I visited the General Discussion forums.

Bring your possibles.
u3pog
Ministerstvo na otbranata
Ore No More
#50 - 2015-08-28 14:20:19 UTC
Oh, you are not even close...good stories, but not even close to mine.

1.Back in '08 I was mining, but I got tired of running back and forth to the station, so I had this "genius" thought to mine in a T1 industrial ship, so I bought a Badger, fitted it with mining lasers and here comes the best part...I used smartbombs to defend myself from rats...So, mining in an industrial with smartbombs! Someone approached me and CONCORD said "Hello!"

No safety back then Big smile

2.Trying to kill a Vexor in a Taranis, close range.

3. Attacking a POS with a Carrier...took 'em 40 minutes to find me and approach me with a Manticore...The rest is clear - I got "honored" by 2 titans and company...

4. Tried to manipulate all trade hubs at once by buying all available items (not buildable) from them. This one actually worked, I managed to get a spike in the price and sold my items for a few days, but it was soo risky and stupid idea...

5. Flying a freighter into Perimeter while at war...I actually forgot about this war, but I got a nice reminder Roll

And plenty more, but my number one is the dumbest thing I've done, even if didn't cost me much.

Hir Miriel
Elves In Space
#51 - 2015-08-28 15:43:58 UTC
*mining*

*I wonder what that new NPC ship is doing*

*let's attack it with my light drones*

*suddenly shipless*

~ ~~ Thinking inside Schrodinger's sandbox. ~~ ~
Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#52 - 2015-08-28 15:47:02 UTC
Sovox wrote:
Pre Nullified interceptors, accidentally fitted a afterburner instead of MWD. Imagine my surprise trying to burn out of a bubble. Ugh


I put a 5mn MWD on a Cerberus instead of a 50 and wonder why in hell I was only going 200 m/s in a fight. The good thing Is I didn't die so there is no killmail to let people know of my mistake.

..Wait a minute, did I just tell people of the mistake I made that they would otherwise not know... Damn you internet.
Kiandoshia
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#53 - 2015-08-28 15:49:39 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Decoy
La Rynx wrote:
Taking my Eyes from the monitor, cause i thought i am save...


I always do that in LoL. I open the shop window half way through recalling and then booosh. Suddenly some *snip* jungler comes along and I die =p

[Edit: Removed filter evasion. ~ ISD Decoy]
Carebear Alternative
Echelon Research
Goonswarm Federation
#54 - 2015-08-28 16:50:32 UTC
Probly this back in the day. Before I was a bitter vet and said I would never come back to Eve so I bazaard my main.

http://eve-search.com/thread/1271078-0/page/1
Nalia White
Tencus
#55 - 2015-08-28 17:03:50 UTC
I always have a good laugh when the same people warp into my bubble trap again and again... i mean how stupid one must be...

one day i undocked, warped to my gate where i usualy camp, landed in a bubble i even saw a guy pull up 5 minutes ago and got danked :(

Syndicate - K5-JRD

Home to few, graveyard for many

My biggest achievement
Kennedy Lincoln
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
#56 - 2015-08-28 18:21:45 UTC
Replying to this thread.



I joke! I joke!
Hengle Teron
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#57 - 2015-08-28 18:44:19 UTC
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:
Undock

That's what I come here to say.
Lord Amaterasu
Aves Autem Obumbratio
#58 - 2015-08-28 21:59:23 UTC
On my first trial I decided to run courier contracts for easy money. One day I had taken a contract with huge pay without looking at the destination. Cursing myself for this I decided take my cruiser and head to the destination in 0.0 (I didn't want bad reputation.) . When I reached low-sec, suprise suprise, a gatecamp. Losing my horribly fitted caracal was immediate. After I was transfered back to the station I looked at my killmail and realized that my packet had survived. As soon as possible I bought a new caracal and went to retrieve it. Of course I was killed immediately. Did I stop there? Nope, had to try six more. At this point I had lost all of my money. Realising what I had just done made me to biomass my character in shame.

It took me 3 months to come back and try again.

Long live the Empress Catiz of Amarr!!
Joey Bags
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#59 - 2015-08-28 22:21:54 UTC
JC'd with my +5 clone in the same station. Poof.
Took my +5 into lowsec for faction warfare. I forgot to JC. Poof.
Figured my bad a## blingy BS could take on two Cynibals. Maybe it might have had I not forgotten to turn on shield mods. Poof.

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose. Unless you podded them...and collected their corpse.
Nicolai Serkanner
Incredible.
Brave Collective
#60 - 2015-08-28 22:22:41 UTC
I am sure that the dumbest thing I can do is yet to come ... and that doesn't mean I haven't done very dumb things already but I am very able to outdo myself.