Player Features and Ideas Discussion

OP your story warms the calcified, shrivelled and artificially sustained mass that passes for my heart!

It is good to know that in these troubled and shallow times true and enduring relationships are possible and it gives us all hope that there may be a delectable, loyal, caring and freeze dried someone special in our future.

I support your proposal and wish you and Chloe the very best.

Corpse barbie is the idea, and I'd totally rule 34 the crap out of such a feature, have it on youtube in minutes.

This would be huge. I can just see the mass of people learning about such a twisted feature and having to be a part of it.

(edit: by that I mean new subs)

Whats more, there is a speculated new demand for corpses, and I'm guessing its for a similar purpose (chloes, it must get lonely in jove, jovians not having much of a sex life). Capsuleers should get in on that, but at least we should do it in style. or lack of, depending on taste.

Bonus points for making them lootable. you know... for ransom.

I too, desire the ability to play with my collection of friends much more vigorously.

THIS is the idea which never should go to page 3 in this forum...

Upvote and a big thx for the first post again.

Well if it does, I'd petition for it to have new clothes and be reopened

Necroposting for a worthy thread.

True love never dies.

An early start down this path might be to fix the info page on corpses so that it shows who you have. You can't even trade them properly because there's no way for someone to verify that it's the right corpse and that you aren't just claiming it is.


On another note, the recent loss of my outpost saw the subsequent aquacrystallization of several large exotic dancers that I had been keeping around for entertainment purposes. At first I was outraged that someone could take them away from me, until I realized I really do still have them. If anything, they really seem happier now. Nothing to worry about, they can entertain me all day and never get tired of it. I find myself also feeling much less stress in their presence. The calm aura they emanate is really soothing.

This is EVE!

as from now on if anyone asks me about EVE, i will send them a link of this thread!

i think i havent seen so many CCP/CSM/GM responses in such a short time on a single thread, not even in the CCP threads.

I keep a cargo container in my corps office called "BFO Morgue". When you get tired of Chloe and find a replacement for her, may I have her for our collection? She'll have a very special place there, her own room. with a comfy couch, and a nice view for her to stare off into space.

I'll take good care of her.