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WANTED: Someone to go to Jove Space with me

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Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2015-08-19 13:22:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Foley Aberas Jones
This is not a joke

Dropbox #6481237 Soshin VII - Moon 4 - Caldari Provisions Plantation

You will get paid once we get back

Must bring your own weapons

Safety not guaranteed, i have only done this once before
Lord Kailethre
Tengoo Uninstallation Service
#2 - 2015-08-19 14:58:22 UTC
I'm pretty sure I remember reading this or seeing this from some obscure but interesting piece of fiction from the Federation.
Kairelle
Raven.Syndicate
#3 - 2015-08-19 17:25:41 UTC
Sounds fun to me. Big smile

Hnolai ki tuul, ti sei oni a tiu.

Unit XS365BT
Unit Commune
#4 - 2015-08-19 20:00:48 UTC
We would be interested in this venture pilot Jones.
Contact us at your earliest convenience.

We Return.

Unit XS365BT. Designated Communications Officer. Unit Commune.

Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2015-08-19 22:24:07 UTC
So you're with your Observatory and you're Entosising when the neocom chimes. You look at it and the text says "what are you doing with my Observatory?" You tell the Observatory and it says "but the Jovians are dead."

THEN WHO WAS EVEMAIL?

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2015-08-20 01:11:06 UTC
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
This is not a joke

Dropbox #6481237 Soshin VII - Moon 4 - Caldari Provisions Plantation

You will get paid once we get back

Must bring your own weapons

Safety not guaranteed, i have only done this once before


Time and date?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Roland Cassidy
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#7 - 2015-08-20 01:13:25 UTC
I for one would be willing to attempt to take the expedition, in the event this pans out consider this an offer for my security consultation. I am no stranger to violence, and I have been a guest in the Jovian systems before as a tournament contestant.

"Watashi no Tao wa magarikunetta michidesu. Watashi wa toraedokoro no nai, heiwa o motome, samayoimasu."

(Trans) "My Tao is a winding path. I wander, seeking an elusive peace. "

浪人

Quattras Peione
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2015-08-20 09:41:19 UTC
Best of luck, Foley. I spent a long stretch of time burning in that direction in a speed-fit Dramiel during the panic over SLSA116 - commonly known as Caroline's Star. Nothing came of it. I'm occupied in... other operations... at the moment, or would be absolutely committed to this.

Dr. Quattras Alvar Peione

No, I'm not that kind of doctor.

Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#9 - 2015-08-20 11:33:36 UTC
God has destroyed the Jove. How righteous and just are the ways of our God.
Jili Tonari
Doomheim
#10 - 2015-08-20 11:36:52 UTC
I'm in.

Like, what's the worst that could happen?

Shocked

“Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search of our better selves.”

Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#11 - 2015-08-20 12:52:38 UTC
If it was possible someone would already done this.

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude

Utari Onzo
Escalated.
OnlyFleets.
#12 - 2015-08-20 14:19:16 UTC
Would one need to prepare for Ludicrous Speed, Mr Jones?

"Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"

Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#13 - 2015-08-21 04:03:33 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
God has destroyed the Jove. How righteous and just are the ways of our God.

Citation required. Proof or it didn't happen.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.

Kairelle
Raven.Syndicate
#14 - 2015-08-21 05:45:13 UTC
Utari Onzo wrote:
Would one need to prepare for Ludicrous Speed, Mr Jones?


No...just 0.0393 km/s.

Hnolai ki tuul, ti sei oni a tiu.

Petrified
Old and Petrified Syndication
#15 - 2015-08-22 04:20:00 UTC
Depending on when this occurs, myself or another member of my corporation would be willing to join you in this attempt.

Cloaking is the closest thing to a "Pause Game" button one can get while in space.

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Stunt Flores
Anime Masters
#16 - 2015-08-22 05:31:18 UTC
You have my blade. I will aide you in this journey to further enhance my space bushido.
Daerrol
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2015-08-22 05:54:05 UTC
I think I saw this flick. Let me guess, Gallente Black Ops are actively hunting you?