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need mercs for BIG bounty

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big mercs job
Doomheim
#1 - 2011-12-26 23:33:03 UTC
hiring mercs to KILL AND POD

Markov Generator
Baron Blitz Fokheimer

I will pay 500m EACH target for SHIP AND POD WITH CORPSE i will need km link and schreenshot reply in mail

tired of noobs EXPLOITING THR GAME maybe if ccp fixed the game IT WOULDNT HAPPEN
Forum Fighter
Doomheim
#2 - 2011-12-27 01:54:33 UTC
big mercs job wrote:
hiring mercs to KILL AND POD

Markov Generator
Baron Blitz Fokheimer

I will pay 500m EACH target for SHIP AND POD WITH CORPSE i will need km link and schreenshot reply in mail

tired of noobs EXPLOITING THR GAME maybe if ccp fixed the game IT WOULDNT HAPPEN


Dude. 500 mil isn't even worth logging on for.

500 Bil is a big bounty. Stop being mad.

Bearer of the 1600mm Tinfoil Hat

Jovan Geldon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2011-12-27 02:10:51 UTC
CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME
Discova
Nexgen Industry
#4 - 2011-12-27 02:21:13 UTC
posting in a "BIG bounty" thread.
Mathilde D'Arc
The Intaki Ladies Deep Space Astrogation Auxiliary
#5 - 2011-12-27 02:37:01 UTC
Please mail me mire details on what happened and Target Intel you have and I will see what I can do after the hols, but may need a nominal retainer, you haven't given a normal form of bounty offer.

Best of luck regardless if you choose me or not.
Potamus Jenkins
eXceed Inc.
Plucky Adventurers
#6 - 2011-12-27 02:58:22 UTC
Parsius
New Eden Bards
#7 - 2011-12-27 06:27:27 UTC
Potamus Jenkins
eXceed Inc.
Plucky Adventurers
#8 - 2011-12-27 06:51:14 UTC
Parsius wrote:




of course there is another possible identity of the op


and if true i have to say well done cause i fell for it
Mathilde D'Arc
The Intaki Ladies Deep Space Astrogation Auxiliary
#9 - 2011-12-27 10:46:20 UTC
Oh Haha one of these.
Aiwha
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#10 - 2011-12-27 21:48:23 UTC
You do realize the first person to claim the bounty is going to be splitting it with them right?

Sanity is fun leaving the body.

Lapsang Souchong Grey
Doomheim
#11 - 2011-12-28 19:44:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Lapsang Souchong Grey
Faction fit kill rage Shocked

Also ITT "Tempests Ganked my Scorp"
Bought to you by "Expensive Ship Losses"
In association with "Faction mods make me pr0"
Sponsored by "Blame it on lag"
Endorsed by "Noobz hacked the game"

'nuff said.
Sarius Deteis
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#12 - 2011-12-29 02:48:08 UTC
First off, nice fittings, second off, anywhere you went you were gonna be called primary IMMEDIATELY. It was bound to happen sooner or later.
FlavorSaver
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#13 - 2011-12-29 08:10:53 UTC
I am me. No one else is me. That was me linked above. But I never posted this thread. What's the point to hire someone to kill someone else I am going to kill again? But, since I have a few followers, I'll be sure to post KM and keep you all updated on future "faction fit kill rage" nastiness.
Baron Blitz Fokheimer
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2012-01-03 01:19:06 UTC
I got sent a link to this thread...and all I can do is LOL.

I don't know if OP is Flavor cause he's not the only one we made mad, but timing and language match up PERFECTLY. The kill is fully legit too. If anyone doesn't believe it I can provide a pic.

FlavorSaver wrote:
I am me. No one else is me. That was me linked above. But I never posted this thread. What's the point to hire someone to kill someone else I am going to kill again? But, since I have a few followers, I'll be sure to post KM and keep you all updated on future "faction fit kill rage" nastiness.

I dunno Flavor, you'll need to be pretty convincing. And kill us again, LOL. You felt pretty confident after the first fight in your 5b ship (nice support btw) even though you pretty much fought us one at a time and not together based on circumstances. Didn't go so well the second time, right?

Kill us again, haha. I got some guy in their home system to send me the local chat log after apparently Flavor got drunk and tried to suicide gank a noobie neutral. He used fully-fit, rigged ships TWICE. I can't even paste the whole logs because they are full of sexual harassment (he was basically hitting on some player who said he/she was like a 13 year old girl like a drunken sailor). Some things really stood out though...

[ 2011.12.27 10:31:52 ] FlavorSaver > I'm quitting this god forsaken game anyways.... I've been planning on quitting this game for a month+

lol.

Let's see...

big mercs job wrote:
tired of noobs EXPLOITING THR GAME maybe if ccp fixed the game IT WOULDNT HAPPEN

and

[ 2011.12.27 10:56:23 ] FlavorSaver > But, CCP ****** me in my ass and will **** you too

Coincidence? Probably not, but I digress. The whole thing reads like an Uwe Boll movie script.

So, how are you gonna kill us when your glorious leader is hopping in and out of Dec Shield and praying for us to go away?

http://www.thealphacompany.net/main/war/

Pretty classic. The whole site is like a throwback to geocities. I don't want to give your master any more traffic that he deserves, but the forumgoers might get some laughs out of it.

PS: This war has nothing to do with griefing. We're simply going to disband your corporation and alliance for your glorious leader's transgressions. We're not stopping until he's flying rookie ships in noob corps.