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Serene Repose

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#1 - 2012-01-03 00:28:06 UTC

We must accommodate the idiocracy.

Professor Alphane

Les Corsaires Diable

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#2 - 2012-01-03 00:54:19 UTC

Serene Repose wrote:

I thought I'd post something interesting on the forum as there seems to be a shortage of anything of the sort:

SOMETHING INTERESTING

Just so this has a topic.

1. How does someone "reek of Carebear"? I swear, that's one of the most ridiculous uses of the English language I've ever read.

This ones easy if you know why they hate carebears. You see it all goes back to there childhoods when they liked to play with girls toys, there families where probably somewhat shocked and 'broke the habit' , leading to resent in the poor homose.. er I mean child which as we can still see clearly to this day they have projected on to the once love of there poor little lives. Obviously smell is supposed to be the sense most related to memory, so next time someone says it just think of the poor little boy snuggled up with his favourite carebear, enjoying that heady odour they now claim to hate.

2. Hulkageddon: The children doing this would be better off stripping down to their shorts and running around in circles giggling until they pass out from hyperventilation. They should then be given a glass of warm milk and ushered off to beddy-bye...after brushing their teeth.

I think this maybe somehow relates to the same childhood scarring and they now want to regress to before a time when they where propelry potty trained. You'll notice a lot of them seem to be obbsesed with pooping

3. Piracy in EVE without law enforcement: Yeah, right. Mean old piwates.

Pirates yada yada, feel sorry for the smucks, sitting on gates all day looking for noob ships to pop, all cos they think it somehow makes them tough, terrible thing peer pressure you know

4. Tippia should open The EVE Merchant University. (I so hate to compliment Tippia.)

Or write 'Post shredding 101, how to argue, win and still look like an A**'

5. How do you recruit for a corp? Duh. Use common sense. It worked for AT&T

Now Now, we learn by asking, that which is obvious to me might not be to you.

SOMETHING INTERESTING (Figured it bears repeating.)

Well it was a distarction for a couple of minutes, kinda think your overselling the interesting angle though Big smile

[center]YOU MUST THINK FIRST....[/center] [center]"I sit with the broken angels clutching at straws and nursing our scars.." - Marillion [/center] [center]The wise man watches the rise and fall of fools from afar[/center]


Serene Repose Likes received: 3,094	#3 - 2012-01-03 01:13:17 UTC It says right there, "SOMETHING INTERESTING." We must accommodate the idiocracy.

The Greater Goon 2,023
Morganta The Greater Goon Likes received: 2,023	#4 - 2012-01-03 01:14:51 UTC 1 cry moar?


Serene Repose Likes received: 3,094	#5 - 2012-01-03 01:15:58 UTC Morganta wrote: cry moar? Get a clue? We must accommodate the idiocracy.

Viziam Amarr Empire 2,561
Ladie Harlot Viziam Amarr Empire Likes received: 2,561	#6 - 2012-01-03 01:17:05 UTC 1 I, too, like to get drunk and make posts on the internet. The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.


Serene Repose Likes received: 3,094	#7 - 2012-01-03 01:18:30 UTC Ladie Harlot wrote: I, too, like to get drunk and make posts on the internet. I do not imbibe alcoholic beverages. They make you stupid. Over time, the brain damage is irreparable. But, how would a drunk know that? We must accommodate the idiocracy.

Professor Alphane

Les Corsaires Diable

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#8 - 2012-01-03 01:25:54 UTC

Ladie Harlot wrote:

I, too, like to get drunk and make posts on the internet.

I can confirm this, at least I hope she's drunk, if she posts like that sober, no no it doesn't bear thinking about Twisted


Serene Repose Likes received: 3,094	#9 - 2012-01-03 08:55:37 UTC We seem to have escaped the mods on this one! whew! We must accommodate the idiocracy.

Caldari Provisions Caldari State 118
Naran Eto Caldari Provisions Caldari State Likes received: 118	#10 - 2012-01-03 09:09:07 UTC 1 Serene Repose wrote: SOMETHING INTERESTING Where ?!?!?

Tie Fighters Inc 1,329
rodyas Tie Fighters Inc Likes received: 1,329	#11 - 2012-01-03 09:25:05 UTC 1 I am eating one hot dog that has ketchup mustard and relish on it. I am also eating another hot dog with chilli and cheese on it. Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne

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Pok Nibin Doomheim Likes received: 696	#12 - 2012-01-03 11:59:21 UTC SOMETHING STUPID got locked so I have to post here. I find that interesting. The right to free speech doesn't automatically carry with it the right to be taken seriously.

robbyx

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#13 - 2012-01-03 12:37:54 UTC | Edited by: robbyx

Serene Repose wrote:

Ladie Harlot wrote:

I, too, like to get drunk and make posts on the internet.

I do not imbibe alcoholic beverages. They make you stupid. Over time, the brain damage is irreparable. But, how would a drunk know that?

Yes of course...Chris Hitchens, Stephen Fry, Richard Dawkins, all drinkers and all very stupid men Roll

.....seriously, any of those guys would dump more intelligence in the toilet when they sh*t than you will ever have.

Aggressive Nutmeg

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#14 - 2012-01-03 14:08:46 UTC

Serene Repose wrote:

Ladie Harlot wrote:

I, too, like to get drunk and make posts on the internet.

I do not imbibe alcoholic beverages. They make you stupid. Over time, the brain damage is irreparable. But, how would a drunk know that?

Too much time on the Internet is more damaging to brain function than alcohol.

Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana.

Almost Dangerous Wolves Amongst Strangers 25
SmegB Almost Dangerous Wolves Amongst Strangers Likes received: 25	#15 - 2012-01-03 15:07:59 UTC Serene Repose wrote: Ladie Harlot wrote: I, too, like to get drunk and make posts on the internet. I do not imbibe alcoholic beverages. They make you stupid. Over time, the brain damage is irreparable. But, how would a drunk know that? You def. should not drink because you clearly have no brain cells to spare.


Serene Repose Likes received: 3,094	#16 - 2012-01-03 21:49:40 UTC This is all very interesting. We must accommodate the idiocracy.

Corina Jarr

en Welle Shipping Inc.

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#17 - 2012-01-03 23:23:23 UTC

1) its just an EVEification of a common phrasing whens something is painfully obvious and to the party speaking, offensive.

2) Hulkaggedon is one of the best things to come to EVE, as it is 100% player driven. I hate the attitude of some of the participants, but there are miners who are just as terrible. This is EVE.

3) I'm not sure what your point is. Pirates are mean? Duh...

4) Tippia is great. Even if he argues just for the sake of arguing, he is usually right. Even helped me out long ago to understand something (back on the old forums... and my old character now that I think of it...).

5) I don't know, I don't care. Not my job. Still manage to recruit a few folks somehow.

Sunshine and Lollipops 27,526
Tippia Sunshine and Lollipops Likes received: 27,526	#18 - 2012-01-03 23:24:47 UTC Serene Repose wrote: This is all very interesting. No.

Without Fear Flying Burning Ships Alliance 875
non judgement Without Fear Flying Burning Ships Alliance Likes received: 875	#19 - 2012-01-04 00:08:01 UTC \| Edited by: non judgement http://www2.potsdam.edu/hansondj/HealthIssues/1103162109.html http://www.scholarpedia.org/article/Adult_neurogenesis Just something about what drinking does what to the brain and the second is about the adult brain growing new brain cells.


Serene Repose Likes received: 3,094	#20 - 2012-01-04 00:45:55 UTC Tippia wrote: Serene Repose wrote: This is all very interesting. No. You would say that. We must accommodate the idiocracy.

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