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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#12161 - 2015-07-29 22:08:36 UTC
I remember somebody screaming. Sorry about that.

Bring your possibles.
Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch And Tea.
#12162 - 2015-08-04 21:43:00 UTC
You can learn a lot of things from somebody that isn't in EVE Uni, but you knew that already.

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.
Kooshti
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#12163 - 2015-08-05 08:02:39 UTC
well i dont usually swing this way but did i do ok?
Arline Kley
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#12164 - 2015-08-05 14:37:05 UTC
Meh.. you need to stay behind after class. I'll show you how it is actually done.

"For it was said they had become like those peculiar demons, which dwell in matter but in whom no light may be found." - Father Grigori, Ravens 3:57
Projak Dynamo
Pro Synergy
#12165 - 2015-08-05 21:26:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Projak Dynamo
Mummy? Is that you?

The Pro Synergy Pilot is not just a fighting man, he is a salvage expert. If it is lost, in the blackness of space, he will find it. If it has been destroyed, he will loot and salvage it. If it is in his way, he will move it. If he is lucky he will be podded 20 jumps from home, for this is the closest he come to being hero.
ISD Decoy
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#12166 - 2015-08-05 23:51:38 UTC
Did I tick you off?

ISD Decoy

Captain

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Interstellar Services Department
Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch And Tea.
#12167 - 2015-08-06 02:24:01 UTC
You should come over again sometime.

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.
Riall
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#12168 - 2015-08-07 03:00:10 UTC
Did I hear you right that the PC phrase is "goatee-abled"?

"Buy PLEX, don't be a space butt"

Keepin' it... me.
Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch And Tea.
#12169 - 2015-08-07 03:45:01 UTC
Haha good one, tell me another.

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.
Marvin Erikson
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12170 - 2015-08-07 13:59:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Marvin Erikson
I'd probably wake up in a bathtub with my left kidney gone and the guy nowhere in sight.

Sweet! 100 billion ISK!

EDIT: I thought you meant I would wake up to the titan floating above my bed Ugh. Sorry, it's way past my bedtime.
Freya Sertan
Doomheim
#12171 - 2015-08-07 18:15:49 UTC
Marvin Erikson wrote:
I'd probably wake up in a bathtub with my left kidney gone and the guy nowhere in sight.

Sweet! 100 billion ISK!

EDIT: I thought you meant I would wake up to the titan floating above my bed Ugh. Sorry, it's way past my bedtime.


Well, judging from his current appearance it would likely be the first time waking up next to a corpse. So there's that.

I'd probably say something like, "Well.... ****. Time to feed the pigs."

New Eden isn't nice. It isn't friendly. It isn't very hospitiable. Good thing there are people here to shoot in the face.

Want to make New Eden a nice place? Try this out.
Jacques d'Orleans
#12172 - 2015-08-08 14:13:49 UTC
What do you mean with the porch needs new paint?

Breakfast is the most important drink of the day.
Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch And Tea.
#12173 - 2015-08-10 06:33:01 UTC
My other bed is a bunk bed...

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.
Jacques d'Orleans
#12174 - 2015-08-10 15:14:11 UTC
Yeah well, still better than the brig!

Breakfast is the most important drink of the day.
Projak Dynamo
Pro Synergy
#12175 - 2015-08-11 11:32:10 UTC
I've woke up with worse

The Pro Synergy Pilot is not just a fighting man, he is a salvage expert. If it is lost, in the blackness of space, he will find it. If it has been destroyed, he will loot and salvage it. If it is in his way, he will move it. If he is lucky he will be podded 20 jumps from home, for this is the closest he come to being hero.
Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch And Tea.
#12176 - 2015-08-12 18:15:57 UTC
Just curious, is your pet Grumpy Cat?

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#12177 - 2015-08-17 00:36:14 UTC
Toast, juice, bacon, and a spinach and feta omelet, please.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
Kador Ouryon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12178 - 2015-08-17 00:50:06 UTC
Ila Dace wrote:
Toast, juice, bacon, and a spinach and feta omelet, please.


Right away ma'am!

What fills the soul? Something that guides a lost child back to it's parents arms. Or waves that dye the shores of the heart gold. A blessed breath to nurture life in a land of wheat. Or the path the Sef descend drawn in ash. In the wake of fire.
Tiberius Amzadee
The Night Stalker Syndicate
#12179 - 2015-08-17 06:01:24 UTC
I told you before we started there is only one speed. Mine. It's not my fault you couldn't keep up with me.
Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch And Tea.
#12180 - 2015-08-19 18:13:38 UTC
Quite the contrary...

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.