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Wardecced? Not PvPers? We'll join your corp and fight on your side. For free.
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Thousand Dollar Pants
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-01-02 21:34:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Thousand Dollar Pants
Are you getting hassled by a griefer corp that has wardecced you? Are you not really able or inclined to fight?

We are some pretty competent pvpers who just want an avenue for more fights. So you let us know we're required, we'll throw in apps to your corp and do our best to kill your WTs. Are you inclined to fight but don't have the experience? That's cool, too. We have very solid FCs that are perfectly willing to lead your dudes.

Convo either me or Boggs Zuk0

Here's the best part:

It's free.

If you think we did well, tips would be appreciated, but aren't required.

What do you have to lose? Worst case scenario is we fail and you've lost nothing. Give us more ways to shoot things, please.

Why am I posting on an alt, then? We don't want it to be quite as obvious when we're going to join in. Rest assured, however, that we're fairly good and, if you're a C&P regular, there's decent odds that you've heard of us.

Always looking for new ways to shoot things,
your friend,
Thousand Dollar Pants
ImGoingToStealFomUrCorp
Doomheim
#2 - 2012-01-02 21:52:23 UTC
Thousand Dollar Pants wrote:
What do you have to lose? Worst case scenario is we blow you all up and you've lost everything. Give us more ways to shoot you, please.


Fixed that for you.
Thousand Dollar Pants
Doomheim
#3 - 2012-01-02 21:58:03 UTC
Then don't undock while we do what we do. If you're calling in strangers you were probably in trouble anyways.
Drake Draconis
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2012-01-02 22:12:56 UTC
A more efficent way of doing this is to make an alliance and invite the corp to join long enough to inherit the war dec...like DEC-SHIELD...with a twist.

Just puttin that out there.

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Thousand Dollar Pants
Doomheim
#5 - 2012-01-02 22:20:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Thousand Dollar Pants
We have the capability to do that too, if required.

Also: Dec Shield takes 24 hours to scrape. We'll kill your bad guys right this exact second.
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#6 - 2012-01-02 23:52:45 UTC
Potential gank but as stated already, really if the corp members are docked up they are safe anyway. Would be interesting to see if this works out nicely and yes, its faster than the dec-shield nonsense, and allows for more amusing surprise **** of lame high-sec risk averse bullies.

Good luck gentlemen. Please dont turn out to be another lame bunch ♥

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Drake Draconis
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2012-01-03 00:11:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Drake Draconis
Thousand Dollar Pants wrote:
We have the capability to do that too, if required.

Also: Dec Shield takes 24 hours to scrape. We'll kill your bad guys right this exact second.


Not necessarily.

Once the application goes through the war dec is inherited with no warm up timer....as in instantanous war dec...allowing for ambush strats.

It takes 24 hours to LEAVE the alliance...but then you are looking for kills and thrills so who cares right?

Anyway...dropping the subject..best of luck to you fine gents. o7

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ICHIakira
Deathly without Tactics
#8 - 2012-01-03 20:10:56 UTC
Cheers dudes for a job well done!

In corp for 5 mins and war dec retracted, I couldn't have asked for a better service.
Thanks again guys.........The Black Pudding is on me!
Deen Wispa
Sheriff.
Caldari Tactical Operations Command
#9 - 2012-01-03 21:06:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Deen Wispa
Interesting twist that could result in a potential win/win for everyone. You get pew. Your clients can learn from you guys. And that's one less ******** hisec griefer corp to bully noobs. I imagine the only downside for you is that you guys join and you don't get a fight at all so it can be hit or miss unless you really do your homework on your client's adversaries. Not to mention you can only be in one corp at a time thus one war at a time, no matter how lame or favorable it might be for you.

If you really play your cards right, perhaps you can extort the bullies for money and just make their life miserable.

Good luck.

High Five. Yeah! C'est La Eve .
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#10 - 2012-01-05 15:46:57 UTC
Don't know what to make of this. It sounds really cool and kinda odd at the same time. Sounds like it worked for one dude already though. Needs a larger sample size.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Xuzi
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2012-01-06 01:53:03 UTC
My client has a couple potential jobs for ya.

1) Do you hire out POS gunners?

(can other folks chime in on what the potential risks would be of giving a random dude POS gunnery roles assuming that there are only enemies or his own dudes to shoot at?)

2) Any interest in a low sec ambush with the potential of carrier/dread on the field?
Odemis
Death By Design
#12 - 2012-01-06 19:14:59 UTC
Free bump for a seemingly great idea.
Fracture Antollare
TEMPCO CORP
#13 - 2012-01-06 20:05:24 UTC
Deen Wispa wrote:
Interesting twist that could result in a potential win/win for everyone. You get pew. Your clients can learn from you guys. And that's one less ******** hisec griefer corp to bully noobs. I imagine the only downside for you is that you guys join and you don't get a fight at all so it can be hit or miss unless you really do your homework on your client's adversaries. Not to mention you can only be in one corp at a time thus one war at a time, no matter how lame or favorable it might be for you.

If you really play your cards right, perhaps you can extort the bullies for money and just make their life miserable.

Good luck.


A more interesting twist is setting them up to be awoxed.
Temmu Guerra
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2012-01-06 20:48:43 UTC
Drake Draconis wrote:
Thousand Dollar Pants wrote:
We have the capability to do that too, if required.

Also: Dec Shield takes 24 hours to scrape. We'll kill your bad guys right this exact second.


Not necessarily.

Once the application goes through the war dec is inherited with no warm up timer....as in instantanous war dec...allowing for ambush strats.

It takes 24 hours to LEAVE the alliance...but then you are looking for kills and thrills so who cares right?

Anyway...dropping the subject..best of luck to you fine gents. o7



Go back and review your alliance mechanics. It takes 24 hrs to join one, instant to leave an alliance.
Amun Khonsu
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#15 - 2012-01-06 21:41:36 UTC
Why not just joing a corp and fight...

theres a thought

Fight them until turmoil is no more and strike terror into their hearts. www.ross-fw.net
Odemis
Death By Design
#16 - 2012-01-06 22:08:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Odemis
Letting the cat out of the bag here a bit.. but so what. This post was created by a Skunkworks alt.

This is what we "The Skunkworks" are interested in doing right now. We see tons of "pvp" corps camping nubbies in station and we see an opportunity for fights and trickery. Most of the time PVP occurs for us when we've successfully tricked people into engaging. When you have war targets outside your station running their mouths and feeling invincible I see that as a perfect opportunity to trick people into engaging. Just to clear things up as well we don't need your help nor will we ask for it. You may stay in station until after we've killed your WTs and dropped corp again or you can join us in the slaughter of whatever entity decced you so long as you join comms and listen to what our FC says to do. It's hard enough to trickt people into engaging without having some miner suddenly grow a pair of balls for no reason at all.

So if you have some loud mouth war targets camping you into your station and violencing your industrial backbone, convo one of The Skunkworks for fast results. Whats the worst that could happen? Well.. you might have to talk to me...


-Odemis
enlyghten
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2012-01-07 09:37:20 UTC
Is this offer still good if my corp has been decced by a contracted merc corp? The Ghost Division was contracted by an ex-corpmate unhappy with us. My conversations with the merc corp indicate that they've been contracted for several months.

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Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
#18 - 2012-01-07 10:02:26 UTC
Drake Draconis wrote:
A more efficent way of doing this is to make an alliance and invite the corp to join long enough to inherit the war dec...like DEC-SHIELD...with a twist.

Just puttin that out there.


I was always under the impression that an Alliance History is to a Corp what an Employment History is to a Char: something that should be kept tidy.

Of course, if a Corp has to resort to this sort of thing, they most likely care little about their reputation....

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Je suis Berlin // Fort Lauderdale // London // St. Petersburg // Stockholm

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File 404
Doomheim
#19 - 2012-01-07 11:03:00 UTC
Lol, yeah getting these guys into your corp is will deffo provide some kills - these guys are the ultimate good guys. Seems legit

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Afer Ventus
Doomheim
#20 - 2012-01-07 11:23:10 UTC
Seems to me if you were honest about your charitable intentions, you would post on your main.
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