Intergalactic Summit

Really? You really want to go there?

I'll let you in on something they didn't tell you in school honey. Kill records don't matter.

We meet in space. I shoot you, you shoot me. One of us loses a ship. Maybe a pod and a clone and some wetwear. We wake up, buy a new ship rinse and repeat.

You boys and your toys measure your manhood by the amount of pretty explosions you can make. You want to blow up my ship so you can feel like a man? Name the time and system. I faced far worse at the hands of real Amarr and your silly pretender @ss ain't got nothin on them.

You know what matters to me? During your little "Peace Conference" I sat outside that station for like 20 minutes to deliver that "present."* And you wouldn't come out to play. Me. Barely a nugget and you wouldn't undock to get my present until a long time later when you had your friends to do it.

So don't talk to me about kill records or honor or courage. I already got you number. You blow me up 50 to 1 and I'm still the winner, because you can blow up my gear, but you can't silence my voice. And as long as there is one living Matari to say no to your slaver bullsh*t, we Matari win.

I got tons of isk. How many of my ships you need before your b@lls drop?



*The present was a can of garbage and some half dead slavers and a Khumaak. Boy here thought it was a bomb or somethin. Just a message. No abolition, no peace.

P.S. Much love for the Matari for takin the high road against the demon tower thing. Speak the Word brothers and sisters.

You can take my pod.

You can take my ship.

You can take my modules.

You can take my systems.

You can take my people.

But you will never be able to take away my right to local communications and the IGS!

Minmatar Pride.

Unless you get banned.

I'll be ready as soon as you send a corp invite.

Obviously a deep cover spy, congratulations you probably just got her executed or banished.

I am interested that this particular situation has been resolved in a more novel fashion than is usually the case.

Normally, what happens is this:

Nauplius puts up one of his temples and announces that he is sacrificing Minmatar, thousands of them.
Minmatar pilots Loudly Complain that this is a Sign of the Unrighteousness of the Amarr religion, and that the Imperial pilots should sort it out.
The Imperial pilots announce that they will be dealing with it.
The Minmatar Loudly Complain that they weren't invited, and Moan Greatly that these were Minmatar people, and it is their Right to deal with the situation.
The Imperial pilots say that they do not trust the Minmatar in a ceasefire.
The Minmatar Loudly Complain about how they are being mistreated, Woe, woe is the poor Minmatar, untrusted by the Evil Amarr who are So Cruel.
Meanwhile, the Imperial pilots attack the Temple, a handful of Minmatar ships appear to take pot-shots.
The Minmatar pilots Loudly Complain again that they weren't invited, and Moan Greatly that when they went to look at the Temple after it was reinforced, they were attacked by some non-involved Imperial pilots who were unaware of the Temples very existence. Woe, woe is the poor Minmatar, sorely oppressed in this fashion.
During the time in which the Temple is reinforced, the Minmatar Loudly Complain that they have not been approached by the Imperial pilots regarding the transfer of any rescued people.
When the Temple exits reinforcement, the Imperial pilots again form up to attack it and finally destroy it.
The Minmatar pilots Loudly Complain again that they weren't invited, and threaten to show up anyway.
The Imperial pilots destroy the tower and rescue any survivors, a handful of Minmatar ships appear and take pot-shots.
A Minmatar industrial ship turns up unannounced and claims to be there to rescue the survivors, after the tower has been destroyed and the attacking Imperial fleet has dispersed. It gets shot down by uninvolved Imperial pilots. The Minmatar Loudly Complain that they were Betrayed. Woe, woe is the poor Minmatar.
The Imperial pilots report on the IGS that the rescuees are being treated in hospital.
The Minmatar Loudly Complain about not being involved in the treatment process. Woe.
And then Nauplius announces a new Temple has been put up.


So, I am somewhat pleased to learn that at least some of this Tedious Minmatar Moaning has been cut off before it can start.

Then perhaps you shouldn't have summoned them.

It's ok, we were already here, and pretty well rampaging.

Sold mine off, I'm afraid. I prefer the mind-numbing insanity of a good shield-tanked Ashimmu with an oversized prop mod. Really, you haven't lived until you've hotdropped a cruiser build that shouldn't exist on top of some poor bastard in a fast frigate only to watch him cry as he suddenly has no capacitor and can't move...

... and then you just warp off, laughing.

Catch and release interceptors, it's the next big thing!

In addition to this, I've imported a few slave specialists, a science team, a squad of marines to assist security and several hundred TCMCs. I'll offer my own personal expertise for the week to assist the individuals that have implanted chips in their recovery. We may not be able to fully remove any existing TCMC systems, and those that have been suffering from TCMC abuse are going to need a lot of assistance, but I'm confident we can provide treatment for the greater percentage of them.

I will also offer my services as a Chaplin for those who request spiritual guidance in the Amarr faith.

Finally, I'm the executor of a new corporation. I'm still aggressively hiring personnel for a great many positions in a part of the Empire that is not as picky about a common person's birthright. Any of the survivors who want to relocate to Khanid will be transported, housed, given employment and assistance in becoming citizens (free or controlled, their choice) of the Kingdom of Khanid.


*Edit: In reading the above: Can we stop enabling the terrorists and stay on point with the subject at hand? Thank you.