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Confidential Arek'Jaalan Report Leaked! Readers Amazed!!
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Muck Raker
Gutter Press
#1 - 2011-09-14 18:13:22 UTC
Astonishing news reached Gutter Press RIGHT NOW, regarding an amazing controversy at the Arek'Jaalan science collective.

The report is printed below, with all identifiers removed!

Quote:
Subject "Professor Delainen"

We questioned the individual as best we can, results were that while the individual talked at length about the nature of drones, all information was superficial and was restatements of already published literature.
A psych expert read body language, and their conclusion was that the individual was attempting to give us the answers they thought we wanted to hear.
This led us to believe this individual is not as knowledgeable about rogue drones as to be useful.

Additional Information Regarding Professor Delainen

We also received information from a pilot, detailing that Professor Delainen was killed in action against capsuleer forces nearly 4 years ago.
The professor at the time was fond of some practical jokes, had delusions of grandeur, and was monomaniacal about their research.

Evidence:
[ 2008.01.18 19:27:12 ] Message > Delainen: I can't go with you, I'm afraid. I have some new friends here. They like me. They don't bother me. I help them. They help me. You cannot imagine the things I have discovered, free from human interference. Now, I'd advise you to go away.
[ 2008.01.18 21:08:29 ] Message > Delainen-ROM Symbiote: You puny humans have no sense of humor.
[ 2008.01.19 01:03:23 ] Message > Delainen-Solar Cinder entity: You are persistent, for a human! Commendable. But no living creature in the universe is as persistent as a machine. Now, meet your Maker

Apparently the Professor, after being removed from his dwelling, later integrated himself somehow into two other ships, which were both destroyed, killing the professor.

What Does This All Mean ?

The evidence suggets then, that these individuals are Not Professor Delainen, and are some kind of impostor. This would explain why there are several of them, why they don't have any particular insights, and why they are so keen on escaping.


Amazing!

The implications of this are incredible!

Is there a collective of Delainen impostors, attempting to lead the scientific community astray, for nefarious reasons?

It certainly sounds like something Tibus Heth would do, to try and lead the Gallentean drone science community up a blind alley!

Is this some form of new avant-garde comedy act, by prankster performance artistes? It is possible!

Gutter Press will continue to keep an eye out for amazing stories, and will follow up on any more rumours of impersonators of notable persons.


In other news, Kruul cosplay convention attacked by rogue capsuleer, dozens feared dead!

Rumours, Wars, Rumours of Wars, Wars of Rumours!
Caellach Marellus
Stormcrows
#2 - 2011-09-14 18:19:00 UTC
As I've gladly steered clear of all Arek'Jaalan related material, not only have I no clue what's being said, but I can't tell if Muck Raker has found another legitimate newsworthy story, or has gone back to the old method of making crap up.™

Someone enlighten me please.

When your gut instincts tell you something is wrong, trust them. When your heart tells you something is right, ignore it, check with your brain first. Accept nothing, challenge everything.
Myxx
The Scope
#3 - 2011-09-14 18:52:23 UTC
You're making **** up. Ohwell, back to your old ways.
Malcolm Khross
Doomheim
#4 - 2011-09-14 19:12:44 UTC
Muck Raker wrote:


Amazing!

The implications of this are incredible!

Is there a collective of Delainen impostors, attempting to lead the scientific community astray, for nefarious reasons?

It certainly sounds like something Tibus Heth would do, to try and lead the Gallentean drone science community up a blind alley!

Is this some form of new avant-garde comedy act, by prankster performance artistes? It is possible!

Gutter Press will continue to keep an eye out for amazing stories, and will follow up on any more rumours of impersonators of notable persons.


In other news, Kruul cosplay convention attacked by rogue capsuleer, dozens feared dead!


Right...."Amazing!" That's what I'd have used....

Oh yes...Tibus Heth...criminal mastermind, conspiracy author and genuine ruler of the universe at large must absolutely be behind this....certainly.

If I wasn't so busy laughing at the complete idiocy of this assertion, I might actually try to formulate something useful to say.

~Malcolm Khross
authochthonian
Rogue Drone Research Institute
#5 - 2011-09-14 19:21:59 UTC
Well I for one am glad that Gutter Press has resummed its normal function again, that short period of accurate and concise reporting was most unsettling.

Anyone who wishes to know about the Arek'Jaalan Rogue Drone Division only has to access our information portal where all of our research is freely published on a regular basis, hence the whole idea of there being a leak is very entertaining Big smile

Lead Researcher Arek'Jaalan Rogue Drone Division
Kalaratiri
Full Broadside
Deepwater Hooligans
#6 - 2011-09-14 19:27:59 UTC
Those poor convention goers!

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums.  - CCP Falcon

I don't remember when last time you said something that wasn't either dumb or absurd. - Diana Kim
Ilsenae Alexandros
Perkone
Caldari State
#7 - 2011-09-14 19:36:03 UTC
Will no one else think of the cosplayers?!

To know the face of God is to know madness.
Jason Galente
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2011-09-14 20:15:18 UTC
Sigh.

Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole. And this foundation must be defended.

At any cost
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#9 - 2011-09-14 20:28:54 UTC
well, obviously someone that I had sent that to, has forwarded it to Gutter Press.

Meh.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Maximillian Triton
Doomheim
#10 - 2011-09-14 20:52:33 UTC
My eye burns as I read this. It's almost enough to make me go blind in the good one.

"One can never escape the glaring light of destiny, no matter how dark the hole they crawl into" ~ Commodore Maximillian Triton
Myxx
The Scope
#11 - 2011-09-14 22:32:38 UTC
Whatever Valerie was doing represents... Valerie, not AJ or AJ:RD projects.
Daniel L'Siata
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#12 - 2011-09-15 03:13:01 UTC
Good girl, you learn fast.
Muck Raker
Gutter Press
#13 - 2011-09-15 04:59:12 UTC
Malcolm Khross wrote:

Oh yes...Tibus Heth...criminal mastermind, conspiracy author and genuine ruler of the universe at large must absolutely be behind this....certainly.


As reported previously, Tibus Heth fitted a Caldari militia pilot with an experimental third nipple.

Rumours, Wars, Rumours of Wars, Wars of Rumours!
Zanziba'ar
Wolf Brothers INC
United Neopian Federation
#14 - 2011-09-15 08:47:13 UTC
Wow. If all news was serious how boring would life be?
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Malcolm Khross
Doomheim
#15 - 2011-09-15 11:52:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Malcolm Khross
Lass, quoting your own reports to try and justify the legitimacy of your own reports is circular and ineffective. I could counteract your argument by saying your reports are all slander and idiocy and then quoting myself saying the same thing to all of your reports, that doesn't make my argument anymore true, only repeated.

However, if I state that your reports are all slander and idiocy and then quote several other similar assessments, as well as factual reasons for such assessments, then I've made a point.

As a side note, "Professor Kajurei Delainen" has been known to be dead for a while now, agents often give out work to track down illegal infomorph replicas of him created from the CPU I linked above who consistently replay his death over and over again. What you're referencing appears to be the work of a couple of A'J's own capsuleers trying to use those replicas to garner some information.

~Malcolm Khross
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#16 - 2011-09-15 16:36:08 UTC
Myxx wrote:
Whatever Valerie was doing represents... Valerie, not AJ or AJ:RD projects.


Oh, have I been expelled from AJ? A notification would have been Polite.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Myxx
The Scope
#17 - 2011-09-15 18:29:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Myxx
Valerie Valate wrote:
Myxx wrote:
Whatever Valerie was doing represents... Valerie, not AJ or AJ:RD projects.


Oh, have I been expelled from AJ? A notification would have been Polite.

Can't expel anyone, but your findings run contrary to an interview being conducted by AJ:RD. Its more... don't put words in my mouth, or that of everyone else.

In other words, I'm disagreeing with your findings and saying you spoke for us when you should of just spoken for yourself.

So instead, you should have probably consulted myself, or Authochthonian for our results before speaking for us, as it seems to be. We would of been glad to include you in it.
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#18 - 2011-09-15 19:49:35 UTC
Myxx wrote:
Valerie Valate wrote:
Myxx wrote:
Whatever Valerie was doing represents... Valerie, not AJ or AJ:RD projects.


Oh, have I been expelled from AJ? A notification would have been Polite.

Can't expel anyone, but your findings run contrary to an interview being conducted by AJ:RD. Its more... don't put words in my mouth, or that of everyone else.

In other words, I'm disagreeing with your findings and saying you spoke for us when you should of just spoken for yourself.

So instead, you should have probably consulted myself, or Authochthonian for our results before speaking for us, as it seems to be. We would of been glad to include you in it.


At which point have I been putting words in your mouth, hmm ?

Where did I "speak for you", hmm?

It is you who is attributing actions to me, now.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Myxx
The Scope
#19 - 2011-09-15 20:02:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Myxx
Valerie Valate wrote:


At which point have I been putting words in your mouth, hmm ?

Where did I "speak for you", hmm?

It is you who is attributing actions to me, now.

Valerie Valate wrote:
well, obviously someone that I had sent that to, has forwarded it to Gutter Press.

Meh.

If I understand this, the quote in the original post is yours, yes?

... AJ Mailing list quote follows:
Quote:
A baffling incident in Niarja
From: Valerie Valate
To: Arek'jaalan
Earlier today, my corpmate was passing through Niarja, and observed a shipwreck.
Investigating the wreck revealed several persons on board.

Militants, tourists, some stranded pilots, and curiously, none other than Professor Kajurei Delainen whom I have read was apparently being interviewed by other Arek'jaalan connected persons.

Obviously, he has escaped from their custody, and is now a guest of ours.

What would be the best way to proceed here ? The man is obviously dangerous and evasive.


Going by the specifics in the original quote above, 'Individuals' for example... would suggest you speak of both the clone you had been given and the one we're interviewing.

This is what I mean by not speaking for others.

As far as 'no insights' goes...

Well... I'll have to wait before revealing that.

Edit: The other possibility is that you simply wish to sling mud at others, or discredit other members of A'J. I'll assume you mean this in the best faith possible for the moment...
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#20 - 2011-09-15 20:25:23 UTC
We briefly obtained another one, which according to all measurements and observations appeared absolutely identical.


Myxx wrote:
The other possibility is that you simply wish to sling mud at others, or discredit other members of A'J..


Now that's just rude.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
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