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Beware of EMA CEO, FLASH

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McChicken Combo HalfMayo
The Happy Meal
#21 - 2015-08-04 15:50:12 UTC  |  Edited by: McChicken Combo HalfMayo
When I read the title I assumed this was about a CEO flashing his members. I think that would have made for a much better thread.

There are all our dominion

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#22 - 2015-08-04 17:42:59 UTC
Flash can't stop our Pursuit of Happiness

This is a good thing right?

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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D3wi
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2015-08-04 19:07:03 UTC
Still a better story than twilight.
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#24 - 2015-08-04 19:23:39 UTC
McChicken Combo HalfMayo wrote:
When I read the title I assumed this was about a CEO flashing his members. I think that would have made for a much better thread.

So a thread about someone with multiple members who flashes them?

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#25 - 2015-08-04 22:25:16 UTC
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
What the **** did I just read?

Why the **** do I care?

You care because you are so bored you had to beg to get podded in Amamake last night. That's why you care.


For real. No joke.

We roamed from J5A to hophib, from hophib to new Eden, and from new Eden to amamake. I gave up, announced we would fight whatever came to the sun, and asked to be podded so I didn't have to fly back.

Lowseccers, shame on you. Where the hell are the pirates??

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2015-08-05 01:44:52 UTC
Anyanka Funk wrote:
This is like the eve version of cops.

Flash would be the shirtless hillbilly (is that a racist term?) and OP is the crying drunk girlfriend that he just beat up and robbed yet again. "He said I was his 'Co-CEO'".

C&P are the fat cops that make fun of each of them while trying to look tough for the camera.



Something like this

Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896

Free The Scope Three

Mag's
Azn Empire
#27 - 2015-08-05 05:50:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Mag's
With any luck, the Flash's new old Corp name has given us all the best news ever.

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Beorin
Doomheim
#28 - 2015-08-05 16:22:20 UTC
Iam The Flash wrote:
*attempts to raise a hand" - "fails" - Yeh im with u

But he's accomplished his goal

Everyone left


No, everyone didn't leave, you stripped all members of roles/access and abandoned the Corp. You really missed your calling Flash, you should have been a politician. You seem to be very good at getting people to trust you, then screwing them over. After all the interactions I have witnessed, I get the feeling you are a person who has a pathetic little life who compensates by trolling on the internet, either on forums/chat channels or in online games. I feel sorry for your kids having to grow up with a sociopath as a father.

Hopefully you can get your issues straightened out and lead a happier life, I wish you the best

Beorin

Iam The Flash
Doomheim
#29 - 2015-08-05 19:00:38 UTC
Ah i see

You see Beorin, this is why it's so very easy to do what i do, this is the 4th heist this month. 2 i have been able to blame on inactive CEOS and one i was blamed for but then he was stupid to give a 10 day old char access based on "experience". EMA was the best one, i spent months pulling this one.

But i am NOW 34 billion ISK richer in pure ISK, 8 billion ISK richer in ships and 2 billion ISK richer in BPOS.

You see, what i do, is not psycho behaviour, it's called manipulation. On a grand scale, you, where the best of it, with u behind me, everyone trusted me. It's so easy to pull this stuff off.

Psycho? I think not. Trolling? Yeh i do it in local, nothing is more fun than watching people die in local, getting angry over the internet and watching members die to save my ass.

You see, i have two chars i have been training since i started playing, my CEO is fully aware of what i do and doesn't give a damn, it doesn't effect us and these chars have no links to ANYTHING i do. So you will never find them.

I will keep doing this, again and again and again, i will get richer and richer as time goes on. Each time it's a diffrent angle, "rl first" or "dedication to the cause".

Of course making a ton of people give me ISK is the best of it.

Ive been creating/joining corps to the last 4 years. I have in essence, a personal fortune of close to 72 billion ISK in ISK, 38 billion ISK in ships scattered around empire, 14 billion ISK in industrial assets from POS to blueprints to minerals. I haven't paid for an account in about 3 years.

So in the words of my CEO.

Welcome to EvE, here's a rubix cube, go fuckyourself. Oh, and don't whine and ***** BEORIN.

Who the hells gives director to a player who joins and then flatters him non stop about trust.

No, psycho, no? Cold, hard, flawless logic to do this again and again? Perfection bro.

4 major corps robbed, 32 smaller corps screwed over and yes, i keep tabs.

Rage harder mate, more QQ< i never gave a crap about any of you.

Oh and my kids? You mean the dad who plays COD and minecraft and tararia with them? The dad who nerf gun fights in the woods with them? Takes them to play days? Works his ass off to get them everything they want?

Nah mate, my personality on here is a robbing scumbag who will stop at nothing to get ISK and assets, IRL? You have no idea, none what so frickin ever

QQ harder, i already have two chars setup to take down 2 more corps, 1's even got director.

Rage harder, cause i wont

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Xeno Metamorph
#30 - 2015-08-05 19:48:36 UTC
Translates too

"I Am insecure in my real life so I have to act out and over compensate in my digital life"

Also I believe you'll find the rubik's cube quote is attributable originally to CCP Soundwave, is he your CEO?

Thankfully I didn't trust you, I gave you a bunch of trash BPC's to see what would happen with them, a litmus test of trust as it were. Now they are no doubt in cold storage in your bunker somewhere, but at least I knew.

You know who I feel sorry for? Lloride, I mean he must have known this was coming - right? Did nerdherd need to bolster it's ranks, build a corp up, knock it down, sweep the pieces under the rug. Bad guy gets blamed, everyone moves onto the null sec corp everyone just gets on with it right?

Well, I hope you enjoy WoW for better or for worse you taught a lot of newbies some very valuable lessons and reminded the rest of us that in Eve, trust no ******.
Aquilgen
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2015-08-05 19:49:36 UTC
Iam The Flash wrote:
Rage harder, cause i wont


You went to an EVE player's place of work and ranted at him over betrayal and not letting things go.

I'd call that raging. And taking things a wee bit too far...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9JDPm_QHk4
Iam The Flash
Doomheim
#32 - 2015-08-05 20:00:56 UTC
I did, did i?

Meh Jon has a big mouth but is a coward irl, simple as that.

So it Lil Phalcon, i had to pick up the pieces after that mess.

Rage harder bros, man this amusing

Oh and insecure? I think not. What do i have to be insecure about?

idiots
Random Randomer
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#33 - 2015-08-05 20:04:37 UTC
Well as much as I hate to say it, I'll say it anyways:

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=356593

Told you this would happen...

And to Mr Whisker / I am the Flash / I have more alts than RL friends - You really need to get out more, its just a game....
Iam The Flash
Doomheim
#34 - 2015-08-05 20:05:47 UTC
Random Randomer wrote:
Well as much as I hate to say it, I'll say it anyways:

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=356593

Told you this would happen...

And to Mr Whisker / I am the Flash / I have more alts than RL friends - You really need to get out more, its just a game....


rage harder rob, rage harder
Domino Vyse
FeedingMachine
War and Wormhole
#35 - 2015-08-05 20:10:42 UTC
If you really did steal 44bil, I tip my fedora to you, Sir.
Random Randomer
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#36 - 2015-08-05 20:23:54 UTC
Iam The Flash wrote:
Random Randomer wrote:
Well as much as I hate to say it, I'll say it anyways:

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=356593

Told you this would happen...

And to Mr Whisker / I am the Flash / I have more alts than RL friends - You really need to get out more, its just a game....


rage harder rob, rage harder


And here we go with the game of guess who I am? Am I Jon?. Or am I Levnil? Or maybe (and I'm just throwing this out there to cover all bases) I'm just a disgruntled old member you ripped off in one of your many, many previous heists... but that would just be a crazy...
Iam The Flash
Doomheim
#37 - 2015-08-05 20:25:56 UTC
rage harder bro
McChicken Combo HalfMayo
The Happy Meal
#38 - 2015-08-05 21:01:39 UTC
This got really good really fast.

There are all our dominion

Gate camps: "Its like the lowsec watercooler, just with explosions and boose" - Ralph King-Griffin

Iam The Flash
Doomheim
#39 - 2015-08-05 21:06:56 UTC
There just mad cause i screwed another corp over n stop more stuff.

But this is part of eve no?

And two of them used to be RL friends n stopped being friends with me OVER EVE ONLINE.

Which was pathetic and there both cowards.

Which makes me laugh and this "get out more". LOL

Im at the cinema every sunday without fail. I take my kids out EVERYDAY.

One of them i play Magic with his co worker 4 nights a week (give or take on availability).

It's just gamers rage and tears, such anger and tears over a game that one of them Hayley Aldun, has to lgo into his corps ts3 and whine about my rl to his corp mates because a girl wanted to screw me n not him. Grow up.

So QQ and rage harder, you're both cowards ingame and out.

Get a clue you immature little kids, i have nothing to fear from either of you.

Keep the threads up.

P.S i just pulled another one and got three carrier BPOS + 4 bil in POS modules

Bring it on
Avvy
Doomheim
#40 - 2015-08-05 22:51:05 UTC
Iam The Flash wrote:

And two of them used to be RL friends n stopped being friends with me OVER EVE ONLINE.



Can't say I blame them, at least you showed them your true colours.