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Announcement: Demon Summoning Temple Operational

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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#1 - 2015-08-02 21:45:38 UTC
Introduction

Am I not Chosen beyond Chosen? Have I not the right to delve into the dark, occult knowledge; the knowledge forbidden to the lesser folk? If the wayward and liberal Empire will not wage total war against the Minmatar, might I not summon a demon legion to wage that war instead? For months now, I have studied the art of demon summoning, seeking to summon demons and bind them to the destruction of the Minmatar. I offer to my fellow Chosen the following rite, reconstructed and arranged from strange sources which does just that —

Preparing the Ritual Space

In the center of the ritual space, place an Altar of God. On one side of the Altar of God, draw a Triangle in consecrated slave blood, a Triangle large enough to contain a demon. Along one side of the Triangle, draw the name Garrulor. Along another side of the Triangle, draw the name Frisceas. Along the third side of the Triangle, draw the name Sefrim. On the other side of the Altar of God, opposite the Triangle, draw a Circle in consecrated slave blood, a Circle large enough to contain the summoner. Along the circumference of the Circle, repeatedly draw the following letters in an ancient script: ὁ τοῦ αἵματος θεός (meaning, the Blood God).

Clothing and Personal Preparation

Wear a robe of golden thread. On one side of robe's chest, draw Ametat the Scepter in consecrated slave blood. On the other side, draw Avetat the Crown. On the day of the summoning, take a ritual bath in consecrated slave blood, reciting from the Scriptures:
Prophet Anoyia 8:15 wrote:

The word of the Lord is pure,
It is a shield for the faithful,
Brought unto men by the Angels,
As a guiding light in the darkness.

Then, as you put on your robe, recite from the Scriptures:
Amarr Askura 10:3 wrote:

Face the enemy as a solid wall
For faith is your armor
And through it, the enemy will find no breach
Wrap your arms around the enemy
For faith is your fire
And with it, burn away his evil.


The Conjuration

Gather a sacrificial blade and an unconsecrated golden goblet and strap an unconsecrated Brutor to the Altar of God (a consecrated Brutor would harm the demon to whom we will be offering the Brutor's blood). Stand in the Circle, facing the Altar of God and the Triangle beyond it, and recite:
Quote:

I invocate and conjure you demon Bhaalgorn, being with power armed from supreme Majesty, I thoroughly command you in the name of God, the Red God, the Blood God; I exorcise and command you demon by all the holy and glorious names of the true God that you forthwith appear in this Triangle in a fair shape and make rational answers of all that I shall ask of you; come peaceably and without delay, manifesting what I desire, being conjured in the name of the God who parts the creation, who drowns sinners in their own blood, who looses fierce anger, and sends the Ark of salvation. Why tarry, in the name of God, the Red God, the Blood God you are commanded!

The demon will come and appear in the Triangle. Address him as follows:
Quote:

Behold the Ametat and Avetat that I have brought here before your presence; behold the person Nauplius, Chosen of God, who is armed by God and without fear. Therefore, make rational answers to my demands and be obedient to me your master in the name of God, the Red God, the Blood God.

Sacrifice the Brutor, collect his still unconsecrated blood in the goblet, and offer it to the demon. Command him thus:
Quote:

Learn you the taste of the Brutor. By him who parted creation, I bind you to the destruction of the Brutor. Faithfully and truly seek out the Brutor and destroy them in the name of God, the Red God, the Blood God. Amen.


At this, give the demon license to depart, leaving not the circle until it has done so. Of course, when performing this rite for yourself, replace the name Bhaalgorn with the demon to be summoned, Brutor with the bloodline of the slave to be sacrificed, and Nauplius with the name of the summoner.

Conclusion

As you read this, forty Slavers, now trained in the art of demonology, are bringing forth demons from the Pit in a Temple to the Red God named “Demon Summoning Temple” located in the Devoid region. They have been provided 10,000 Slaves for sacrifice and are defended by 50 Marines. Ten janitors and two exotic dancers of each gender round out the starbase's crew.
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2015-08-02 21:49:07 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Nauplius Post



Heres the tl;dr version for everyone to enjoy...
Jaret Victorian
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#3 - 2015-08-02 21:58:29 UTC
Ayallah
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2015-08-02 22:16:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Ayallah
Tower Information censored for operational security.

Goddess of the IGS

As strength goes.

Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#5 - 2015-08-02 22:20:00 UTC
Nauplius, babe. Can we also use Gallente sacrifices to summon the demons?
Sanguina Dieudonne
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#6 - 2015-08-02 22:30:36 UTC
He's not Sanist. Really. I promise. Now he's just a murdering lunatic. I'd even offer to help people kill his tower, but I'm not a moron.
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#7 - 2015-08-02 22:40:26 UTC
Sanguina Dieudonne wrote:
He's not Sanist. Really. I promise. Now he's just a murdering lunatic. I'd even offer to help people kill his tower, but I'm not a moron.

Go kneel to your master.
Arrendis
TK Corp
#8 - 2015-08-02 23:12:35 UTC
Sanguina Dieudonne wrote:
He's not Sanist. Really. I promise. Now he's just a murdering lunatic. I'd even offer to help people kill his tower, but I'm not a moron.


It really wouldn't be all that hard to organize a small Domifleet. Maybe 100-150 battleships? Promise people there's a structure they can actually shoot, and they'll likely jump at it.
Ginia Itonula
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#9 - 2015-08-02 23:21:09 UTC
Arrendis wrote:
Sanguina Dieudonne wrote:
He's not Sanist. Really. I promise. Now he's just a murdering lunatic. I'd even offer to help people kill his tower, but I'm not a moron.


It really wouldn't be all that hard to organize a small Domifleet. Maybe 100-150 battleships? Promise people there's a structure they can actually shoot, and they'll likely jump at it.


Promise people there's a *anything* they can actually shoot and they'll jump at it.
Lord Kailethre
Tengoo Uninstallation Service
#10 - 2015-08-02 23:25:20 UTC
I liked reading Max threads better than this drivel.

At least what he says is halfway interesting some of the time.
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#11 - 2015-08-03 00:05:31 UTC
I make no promises on the efficacy of a ritual involving Gallentean slaves. They are not my priority.
Sanguina Dieudonne
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#12 - 2015-08-03 00:15:39 UTC
Arrendis wrote:
Sanguina Dieudonne wrote:
He's not Sanist. Really. I promise. Now he's just a murdering lunatic. I'd even offer to help people kill his tower, but I'm not a moron.


It really wouldn't be all that hard to organize a small Domifleet. Maybe 100-150 battleships? Promise people there's a structure they can actually shoot, and they'll likely jump at it.

If this thing wasn't in the Bleak Lands (I'm guessing) and a ridiculous amount of jumps away, I'd poke people about a fleet.
Arrendis
TK Corp
#13 - 2015-08-03 01:16:10 UTC
Sanguina Dieudonne wrote:
If this thing wasn't in the Bleak Lands (I'm guessing) and a ridiculous amount of jumps away, I'd poke people about a fleet.


There comes a time for all things...
Tyrel Toov
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#14 - 2015-08-03 02:17:16 UTC
Oh, for the love of....... Demons, really?

I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.

Saede Riordan
Alexylva Paradox
#15 - 2015-08-03 04:19:52 UTC
The Alexyvlva Paradox has managed to acquire the location of this tower. Shall we destroy it, or would someone else like the privilege?
Arrendis
TK Corp
#16 - 2015-08-03 04:22:39 UTC
Saede Riordan wrote:
The Alexyvlva Paradox has managed to acquire the location of this tower. Shall we destroy it, or would someone else like the privilege?


Do feel free.
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2015-08-03 04:23:52 UTC
Saede Riordan wrote:
The Alexyvlva Paradox has managed to acquire the location of this tower. Shall we destroy it, or would someone else like the privilege?

Not without bringing me along.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Tyrel Toov
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#18 - 2015-08-03 04:25:20 UTC
Arrendis wrote:
Saede Riordan wrote:
The Alexyvlva Paradox has managed to acquire the location of this tower. Shall we destroy it, or would someone else like the privilege?


Do feel free.

Just post the video so we can all enjoy...

I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.

Makoto Priano
Kirkinen-Arataka Transhuman Zenith Consulting Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#19 - 2015-08-03 04:43:09 UTC
IKAME offers assistance to any organization moving to destroy the tower.

We already have tacticals on the facility. While our combat strength isn't terribly great, it's not negligible.

Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries: exploring the edge of the known, advancing the state of the art. Would you like to know more?

Trii Seo
Goonswarm Federation
#20 - 2015-08-03 06:17:36 UTC
Oh man, this could backfire horribly. We all know that for demon summoning you require at least one rock star (and they better be good!) in case the demon disobeys you. And they do that a lot, reportedly.

If they do disobey, challenge them to a rock-off. Thing with demons is that they can't really decline and the terms can be just about anything - from banishment to eternal servitude. However, this can happen to you as well if you lose - that's why your rocker should be real good.

Also, keep in mind, demons love rock. Chances are Bhaalgorn is so good at it he can play a riff so epic it will sunder space and cause another Seyllin or something. Summon with caution - I heard he plays a quad-necked guitar.

Proud pilot of the Imperium

Arek'Jaalan: Heliograph

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