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Corporation finds model employee is actually model !
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Muck Raker
Gutter Press
#1 - 2015-08-01 13:10:49 UTC
Amazing news reaches Gutter Press today, that a Coriault constellation based corporation found that one of their employees, about to be rewarded for exemplary conduct, was in fact a model !

Eglennaert Database Solutions, an information technology company, was shocked to discover that Nicole Moncitant, an Intaki data management specialist, who had a 100% attendance record, was not, and had not, been present at their workstation for several months.

The figure seated at Ms. Moncitant's workstation was in fact a humanoid drone, constructed to resemble Ms. Moncitant, and programmed with a remote communication link, allowing off-site access.

Further investigations revealed that the drone link led to a Lirsautton based data management company, who Ms. Moncitant appeared to have subcontracted her duties to, at a fraction of the cost.

The current whereabouts of Ms. Moncitant are unknown, and Eglennaert Database Solutions are currently considering legal action to recover the salary paid to her.


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OnlyFleets.
#2 - 2015-08-01 13:52:31 UTC
A worker that doesn't get sick, doesn't argue with their collegues and doesn't get embarresingly drunk at the Corporation-do? I say give that tincan a promotion!

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Wild Geese.
#3 - 2015-08-01 15:13:46 UTC
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