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Open Communication to the Court Chamberlain and Imperial Chancellor
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Gaufres
Just Keep Hanging On
#1 - 2015-08-01 02:27:31 UTC
I am a Gallente expatriate living and making a living in Amarr Space. As I am unable to go home, I have decided that I would like to become an Amarrian Citizen.

To this end, I am willing to transport 1 Billion Units of Tritanium to Safizon to assist in the construction of the new Amarrian Battleships that the Empress introduced for the defense of the Empire. In exchange for this, I wish to be given a minor Holder Title and whatever privileges that go along with it.

I am open to any questions that your Offices may have and stand ready to answer.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#2 - 2015-08-01 03:24:14 UTC
You can buy your way into Amarrian royalty? Somehow, I don't see this working the way you imagine it will.....

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Arrendis
TK Corp
#3 - 2015-08-01 03:51:33 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
You can buy your way into Amarrian royalty? Somehow, I don't see this working the way you imagine it will.....


If you can do that for 1B tritanium, I should see what my stockpiles will get me... maybe declared God?
Avio Yaken
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#4 - 2015-08-01 03:52:25 UTC
How many titles can i get for 11 billion ISK?

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The Golden Serpent
A Drunken Squirrels' Conspiracy for Revenge
#5 - 2015-08-01 04:40:38 UTC
Hmph the Tash-Murkons did as much as this. You also have to convert to the True Religion though, that is absolute.

-:¦:-•:'":•.-:¦:-•* K H A N I D •-:¦:-•:''''*:•-:¦:-
Honorius Vitellius
Exit-Strategy
Unchained Alliance
#6 - 2015-08-01 05:07:37 UTC
Pilot Gaufres, it is unclear to me if your request is serious. It appears that you are requesting to be added into the Book of Records, as all citizens of the Empire are one with the Word of God. This status cannot be purchased with money; it is a part of conversion. If you wish, you may inquire further with me or Cardinal Dex.
Goldfinch
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2015-08-01 05:20:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Goldfinch
Citizen Aspirant Gaufres, the Amarr Empire is God's domain. You cannot bribe or buy your way into its citizenship. Naturalization is both a civic and theological legal matter. We can help you with the civic portion of the process. We are currently assisting Mr. Utari Onzo and Ms. Kaylie Jenn with this.

You will need to fill out a Combined Form C-791 BR-1: Application for Naturalization to Amarr Empire & Writ of Background Information which is to be submitted and evaluated by the Amarr Civil Service and Ministry of Internal Order. The process of application review is not subject to a timetable, and the organizations may choose to indefinitely detain your request under review.

Conversion to the Faith is almost certainly a requirement. We recommend you contact Bishop Alizebeth Amalath to understand the process of education and surrender to the Faith. Out of this potentially difficult and lengthy process we expect you will receive an Affadavit of Reclaiming which will be attached to your Application for Naturalization prior to submittal. Additionally, your donation to the Empire would be good testimony to your dedication.

It should already be clear to you that Holdership is not realistic for a Gallente non-convert, even if you are an expatriate.

\J/

veiled and bound

my origin story (on eve-backstage)
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#8 - 2015-08-01 05:26:39 UTC
Avio Yaken wrote:
How many titles can i get for 11 billion ISK?

I can give you five (5) titles for that. More if you want to settle for lesser titles....

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#9 - 2015-08-01 09:54:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Rodj Blake
The Golden Serpent wrote:
Hmph the Tash-Murkons did as much as this. You also have to convert to the True Religion though, that is absolute.


The Tash-Murkons also spent a number of generations in slavery.

I'm sure that if Mr Gaufres wishes to report to his nearest SPCS registration facility then the process can be started relatively painlessly.

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori
Jaret Victorian
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#10 - 2015-08-01 10:35:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Jaret Victorian
Wow, that's a whole lot of paperwork right here.

Um... Do you like looking at spatial anomalies by any chance?

Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd. Follow us on GalNet!
The Golden Serpent
A Drunken Squirrels' Conspiracy for Revenge
#11 - 2015-08-01 15:21:43 UTC
I hope nobody thinks I have a problem with the Tash-Murkons. Lady Catiz has my respect. Money is a symbol of man's work, it isn't evil. The more money you have the more you contribute to society.

-:¦:-•:'":•.-:¦:-•* K H A N I D •-:¦:-•:''''*:•-:¦:-
Odelya d'Hanguest
Order of St. Severian
#12 - 2015-08-01 15:28:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Odelya d'Hanguest
The Golden Serpent wrote:
I hope nobody thinks I have a problem with the Tash-Murkons. Lady Catiz has my respect. Money is a symbol of man's work, it isn't evil. The more money you have the more you contribute to society.

Who was it again that wrote “The Tash-Murkonite Ethic and The Spirit of Capitalism”?
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#13 - 2015-08-01 15:30:53 UTC
The Golden Serpent wrote:
I hope nobody thinks I have a problem with the Tash-Murkons. Lady Catiz has my respect. Money is a symbol of man's work, it isn't evil. The more money you have the more you contribute to society.

Really? Give me your ISK and I can double your contribution to society....

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Utari Onzo
Escalated.
OnlyFleets.
#14 - 2015-08-01 16:00:52 UTC
As someone who intends to pledge to the Tash-Murkon family if my citizenship is accepted can I kindly ask my noble brethren of the faith to not smear their name in veiled insults? They're an Heir House let us not forget. Further, this is a time where Unity is more important then ever. Thank you.

As an aside, thanks to my wealth, I have a lot of time and isk outside of my militia duties to contribute to good causes, and the Tash-Murkonites believe in hard working spirits being able to elevate themselves up rather then toiling in poverty simply because of their ancestry. Trade isn't all evil you know.

Now, back on topic from this derailment, OP I wish you luck in your application for citizenship, and I'm sure the officials in charge of convert immigration will be enobled by your donation.

"Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"
Sinjin Mokk
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2015-08-01 16:09:51 UTC
Utari Onzo wrote:
As someone who intends to pledge to the Tash-Murkon family if my citizenship is accepted can I kindly ask my noble brethren of the faith to not smear their name in veiled insults? They're an Heir House let us not forget. Further, this is a time where Unity is more important then ever. Thank you.

As an aside, thanks to my wealth, I have a lot of time and isk outside of my militia duties to contribute to good causes, and the Tash-Murkonites believe in hard working spirits being able to elevate themselves up rather then toiling in poverty simply because of their ancestry. Trade isn't all evil you know.

Now, back on topic from this derailment, OP I wish you luck in your application for citizenship, and I'm sure the officials in charge of convert immigration will be enobled by your donation.



As an aside Brother Onzo, I should mention that while the Tash-Murkon's are a loyal and solid House, you might want to take some time to explore your options within the Kingdom. The process of citizenship for State citizens is not nearly as convoluted as the rest of the Empire, your service and dedication will be immediately honored and you will find a perfect marriage of Caldari and Amarr cultures. Please feel free to drop me a line, should you wish to explore your options within the Kingdom further.

"Angels live, they never die, Apart from us, behind the sky. They're fading souls who've turned to ice, So ashen white in paradise."
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#16 - 2015-08-01 16:48:58 UTC
Gaufres wrote:
I am a Gallente expatriate living and making a living in Amarr Space. As I am unable to go home, I have decided that I would like to become an Amarrian Citizen.

To this end, I am willing to transport 1 Billion Units of Tritanium to Safizon to assist in the construction of the new Amarrian Battleships that the Empress introduced for the defense of the Empire. In exchange for this, I wish to be given a minor Holder Title and whatever privileges that go along with it.

I am open to any questions that your Offices may have and stand ready to answer.


Sir —

The Empire has become wayward and liberal. A Gallente subhuman such as yourself may not be able to find salvation there; at best, you may be able to reach Upper Hell — the Hell of the Righteous non-Chosen — along with the Caldari.

However, a billion units of Tritanium could purchase over five million Minmatar slaves. With the blood sacrifice of five million slaves, you would cleanse your line of sin and stand justified before a holy and righteous God. Sacrifice five million slaves. Fill the Golden Vial of the Sani Sabik with the blood of the Brutor, Sebiestor, and Vherokior and wear it at all times. Renounce your Gallentean-ness and serve the Red God. Do this, and after the Judgement I shall see you in Paradise. Amen. Amarr Victor.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#17 - 2015-08-01 17:18:38 UTC
Yes, purchase 5 million slaves and sacrifice them. You'll still burn in hell, but you will at least get a room with a view....
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2015-08-01 18:05:33 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Avio Yaken wrote:
How many titles can i get for 11 billion ISK?

I can give you five (5) titles for that. More if you want to settle for lesser titles....


I can give myself as many titles as I want for free...hell it seems to work for that Max bloke...
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#19 - 2015-08-01 22:21:45 UTC
Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Avio Yaken wrote:
How many titles can i get for 11 billion ISK?

I can give you five (5) titles for that. More if you want to settle for lesser titles....


I can give myself as many titles as I want for free...hell it seems to work for that Max bloke...

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Indira Harashani
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#20 - 2015-08-02 01:08:55 UTC
Mr. Gaufres, if you sincerely believe that that is how things work in the Empire (or the Kingdom, for that matter), you are going to be sorely disappointed. And if your post happens to be in jest, you are going to discover that neither the Chamberlain nor the Chancellor have much of a sense of humor as regards this sort of thing. (Come to think of it, you may discover that regardless.)

Neither tends to respond well to what in all honesty amounts to demands, especially when the paltry offering being made in exchange is something they could easily acquire through other methods, for less than what you would pay, and without having to give a relative unknown something as important as the title of Holder.

Lady Indira Harashani

Holder of the Kheryskova Archipelago, Kihtaled IV
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