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The Book of Bob
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Sara'mija
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#61 - 2015-07-27 13:50:29 UTC
Candi LeMew wrote:
had to send a couple of Boss's altar girls.

I will happily and fearlessly lay down the life of my Catalysts and clones to bring a smile to the face of Matron Dusette.

Praise Her hallowed name, may Her heavenly visage be the last to fill the eyes of every clone that dies to my meta-fit Catalyst.

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The Law of Highsec
Arllette
Clarity Incorporated
#62 - 2015-07-27 13:51:38 UTC
Sara'mija wrote:
Praise Her hallowed name

Not empty quoting.

Mizhir: "The forums are the EVE endgame after all."
Andrew Jester
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Pandemic Legion
#63 - 2015-07-27 13:52:02 UTC
totally misread "visage" as something else at first glance

If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#64 - 2015-07-27 13:54:39 UTC
Feeling so pious right now.

Thank you, girls.

May you feel my blessings fall upon you like beads of warm shower water against naked flesh.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Andrew Jester
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Pandemic Legion
#65 - 2015-07-27 13:58:23 UTC
I guess this was the only logical way this thing could've gone...

If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
Hengle Teron
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#66 - 2015-07-27 14:15:29 UTC
So how does one perform the daily Dusette worshiping ritual ?
Orob Ninebands
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#67 - 2015-07-27 14:19:05 UTC
Axloth Okiah wrote:
Orob Ninebands wrote:
Axloth Okiah wrote:
over the years, weve had plenty of people trying to institutionalize bob and write stuff down

fortunately, bob is impervious to these efforts


We have no interest in locking Bob in an asylum.
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/institutionalize


I know what institutionalize means. It was a joke friend.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#68 - 2015-07-27 14:20:53 UTC
Andrew Jester wrote:
I guess this was the only logical way this thing could've gone...

Well I already have at least 40+ devout followers at this time.

There would be more, but I'm fresh out of empty character slots.

Hengle Teron wrote:
So how does one perform the daily Dusette worshiping ritual ?

I can't tell you that and I've never allowed cameras in my quarters.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Andrew Jester
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Pandemic Legion
#69 - 2015-07-27 14:29:56 UTC
obviously it's time for some new trial accounts...

Did you even make enough to get Ronin an alliance logo?

If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
Hengle Teron
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#70 - 2015-07-27 15:39:19 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Andrew Jester wrote:
I guess this was the only logical way this thing could've gone...

Well I already have at least 40+ devout followers at this time.

There would be more, but I'm fresh out of empty character slots.

Hengle Teron wrote:
So how does one perform the daily Dusette worshiping ritual ?

I can't tell you that and I've never allowed cameras in my quarters.


You mean, your worshiper has to be at the same location as you?

That's rather limiting.
Andrew Jester
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Pandemic Legion
#71 - 2015-07-27 15:43:25 UTC
just make an appointment~

If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#72 - 2015-07-27 15:44:06 UTC
Andrew Jester wrote:
obviously it's time for some new trial accounts...

Did you even make enough to get Ronin an alliance logo?

I really should do that.

I don't think there's any laws against it ... is there?

<.<

Hengle Teron wrote:
You mean, your worshiper has to be at the same location as you?

That's rather limiting.

Only during the actual acts of worship.

I'm running a religion here, not a prison.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Andrew Jester
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Pandemic Legion
#73 - 2015-07-27 15:51:19 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Andrew Jester wrote:
obviously it's time for some new trial accounts...

Did you even make enough to get Ronin an alliance logo?

I really should do that.

I don't think there's any laws against it ... is there?

<.<

Don't think so... Believe you just need X amount of people in the alliance

If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#74 - 2015-07-27 19:26:26 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Why should the ethereal deities get all the crazies?

I am now taking applications from potential worshipers.

The Book of Dusette cannot be published in this hallowed, family friendly subsection though just think 'Fifty Shades of Iso5' and you'll get a general idea. Ideal candidates should be open minded and have toxin/disease free clone who also posess:

- Superb coffee making skills
- Dexterous hands (for hair braiding)
- Ability to multitask (I have a lot of sisters with hair too)
- Skill at washing Tengus & Barghests
- Skill at polishing Legions and goggle lenses
- Ability to scan so I never have to
- Skill at knowing when to shut up
- Ability to laugh at my jokes and be amazed by my dank stories
- Not be Andrew Jester
- Ability to make me feel special and worshiped daily
- A strong dislike of nullsec (but willing to secretly visit anyway)
- Skill at or a willingness to learn waxing techniques

Brutors and skilled masseurs also given high preference.

Apply within, your Anoikin Goddess awaits.




Where do i sign?


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Mikha'el Airuta
Catiz is NOT my empress
#75 - 2015-07-28 08:15:46 UTC
Orob Ninebands wrote:


I know what institutionalize means. It was a joke friend.


Go. Away. Finally. This threat has now been officially stolen by The Dusette Cult, to celebrate our vision of Bob. We are definitely not a new cult. I happily happen to be part of this cult over 2 years. We have made our way into many hearts of capsuleers, peacefully or by violence. Well mostly by violence. But this violence made many ppl to join us. Even our tatgets. Why? Because we dot it with style! Blobbing, podding and trolling on local and dying in expensive ships! As the great Bob likes.
Andrew Jester
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Pandemic Legion
#76 - 2015-07-28 13:06:07 UTC
I want a cult :c

If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
RoAnnon
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#77 - 2015-07-28 13:40:37 UTC
Much Ado About Nothing. Bob is a myth.

So, you're a bounty hunter. No, that ain't it at all. Then what are you? I'm a bounty hunter.

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Orob Ninebands
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#78 - 2015-07-28 19:09:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Orob Ninebands
Mikha'el Airuta wrote:
Orob Ninebands wrote:


I know what institutionalize means. It was a joke friend.


Go. Away. Finally. This threat has now been officially stolen by The Dusette Cult, to celebrate our vision of Bob. We are definitely not a new cult. I happily happen to be part of this cult over 2 years. We have made our way into many hearts of capsuleers, peacefully or by violence. Well mostly by violence. But this violence made many ppl to join us. Even our tatgets. Why? Because we dot it with style! Blobbing, podding and trolling on local and dying in expensive ships! As the great Bob likes.


Saying "Go. Away. Finally." certainly is not a way to make me go away. Just tempts me to stick around...

And I find it hilarious that you called what we are doing a "threat." How insecure are you?

So sad that w-space is infested with the same kind of scrubs as high-sec. There just is no place to escape scrubbery, I guess. Strangely, I never encounter what seems like this scrubbery in w-space itself, just on the w-space forums. Do you scrubs even fly spaceships?

I celebrate your new cult, I truly do. New Eden should have many, many cults. It would be a much more interesting place.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#79 - 2015-07-28 19:24:49 UTC
He meant 'thread'.

English is not his first language.

Mik is my friend and we have shared wormholes for more than two years and I've flown beside him almost daily. Mik is an alt too, and even so has more of a history of causing content in w-space than you and all your cronies combined.

Do you actually live and base your operations from wormhole space? If so I'd be a little more careful throwing your feather-weight around and leveling personal insults at all and sundry who don't agree with your gimmick. Pretty sure you're not making many friends or followers right now.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Orob Ninebands
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#80 - 2015-07-28 19:47:20 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
He meant 'thread'.

English is not his first language.




Ah, well then, I apologize. "Threat" seemed awfully dramatic, so I'm glad that wasn't what he was meaning to say.