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CODE. Reimbursement for this weekend

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Globby
Never Ignorant Gettin' Goals Accomplished
Gimme Da Loot
#1 - 2015-07-27 19:45:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Globby
Greetings Capsuleers,

I have come to you today with bad news. After a conclusive investigation by myself and members of CODE. leadership, a bug in the database lookup of mining permits was discovered. Although the problem was fixed relatively quickly, some permit holders may have been incorrectly targeted as non compliant, and were subsequently seized and dismantled. The damage is estimated at about 1% of total mining equipment seized over last weekend. If you believe you have been wrongly effected by this error, please do not hesitate to evemail Globby in game with the following information:

-Link of in game kill mail
-Your name
-Your permit ID
-Time of seizure.

On top of the information above, we would like your recollection of the events leading up to your destruction. If you would write a minimum of 1000 words for our review and reimbursement staff that would greatly help us in deciding if your loss is eligible for reimbursement.

Reimbursement will consist of:

-The Jita Market Value (JMV) of the ship at time of loss after payment of platinum insurance
-The cost of platinum insurance for the ship that was seized
-The full JMV of any destroyed cargo during legal seizure of vessel
-One third of JMV of any unaccounted for items that might have been already recovered.

All of us at Cohenberg's Ethical Hauling are deeply sorry for any improperly seized goods and any inconvenience.

Sincerely,
Globby
Soldier of the New Order | Liason to the Executor | CODE. Treasurer
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#2 - 2015-07-27 20:02:01 UTC
*settles into easy chair*
*pours some wine*
*puffs cigar*
*monocle*

[Manchester accent]
I expect much from this thread. Much indeeeeed.

How did you Veterans start?
Cidanel Afuran
Grant Village
#3 - 2015-07-27 20:03:33 UTC
1,000 word essays?

trolling and CODE shenanigans are getting ridiculous. +1 for creativity though, I guess
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#4 - 2015-07-27 20:06:03 UTC
*nods from the corner*
*puffs his own Cigar*

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Globby
Never Ignorant Gettin' Goals Accomplished
Gimme Da Loot
#5 - 2015-07-27 20:17:16 UTC
Cidanel Afuran wrote:
1,000 word essays?

It is a completely informal assessment of what happened. It gives the victim a chance to defend himself, and it leaves a criminal no room for scamming. It is in a person's best interest to put as much effort as they can into this.
Paranoid Loyd
#6 - 2015-07-27 20:19:31 UTC
*Starts throat clearing contest with Shah and Ralph*

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Tipa Riot
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2015-07-27 20:21:15 UTC
Read the title, expected free ships and sec tags for a ganking weekend, left disappointed. Cry

I'm my own NPC alt.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#8 - 2015-07-27 20:25:15 UTC
Would this 1000 word recollection of events need to be well articulated, or can the standard rage induced anal dribbling suffice? Also, in regards to 'time of seizure', would that be described as 'the time in which the assets in question were reappropriated' or ' the moment in which they spastically and involuntarily threw their keyboard into their monitor'?




Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2015-07-27 20:27:33 UTC
I can confirm the error in question and state that Globby volunteered to handle this matter. It's a large task he is undertaking and I wish him all the best in it.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.
flakeys
Doomheim
#10 - 2015-07-27 20:33:18 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Would this 1000 word recollection of events need to be well articulated, or can the standard rage induced anal dribbling suffice? Also, in regards to 'time of seizure', would that be described as 'the time in which the assets in question were reappropriated' or ' the moment in which they spastically and involuntarily threw their keyboard into their monitor'?







The funny thing here is that the biggest rage induced anal dribbling spastically threadnaughts on this forum have allmost allways come from those who would call themselves non-carebear.




We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#11 - 2015-07-27 21:00:31 UTC
flakeys wrote:
The funny thing here is that the biggest rage induced anal dribbling spastically threadnaughts on this forum have allmost allways come from those who would call themselves non-carebear.


Very true, but we are not talking forum communications here, we are talking 'in game' communications, and in that respect, the 'non-carebear' can barely hold a torch to the venom spewing rump raging spastic colon real life threat lobbing receiver of the CN antimatter.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
admiral root
Red Galaxy
#12 - 2015-07-27 21:09:29 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Would this 1000 word recollection of events need to be well articulated


We can dream, can't we?

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
Rhalina Sedai
Doomheim
#13 - 2015-07-27 21:27:44 UTC
Keep feeding them the rope. Arrow

FSOP (Free Systems of Panorad)
Kaldi Tsukaya
Deveron Shipyards and Technology
Citizen's Star Republic
#14 - 2015-07-27 21:37:15 UTC
Crime & Punishment is where this belongs, not GD
Shenanigans...
Roll
Xylem Viliana
homeless bum
#15 - 2015-07-27 21:42:15 UTC
/me gets popcorn
Kimmi Chan
Tastes Like Purple
#16 - 2015-07-27 22:32:58 UTC
I think Globby is being very generous here. I would think that 1000 words would give people license to be creative with their narratives. I wonder if there are bonus points for creativity or if this is a straight JMV transaction. No points for creativity seems a bit cold and unimaginative.

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Lan Wang
Princess Aiko Hold My Hand
Safety. Net
#17 - 2015-07-27 22:43:00 UTC
i smell propaganda

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*
Jenshae Chiroptera
#18 - 2015-07-27 23:02:57 UTC
Wait. Code permits aren't an overt scam?!

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.
Ima GoodGirl
Aria Shi's Wasted ISK
#19 - 2015-07-27 23:05:23 UTC
Cidanel Afuran wrote:
1,000 word essays?

trolling and CODE shenanigans are getting ridiculous. +1 for creativity though, I guess

Just copy/paste the alphabet 39 times.

CODE can't read any words longer than 1 letter anyway, so any longer words are just wasted effort; and we all know miners want to minimise effort.

Wins all round.
Siegfried Cohenberg
Cohenberg's Ethical Hauling
Freighter Friends
#20 - 2015-07-27 23:13:20 UTC
Ima GoodGirl wrote:
Cidanel Afuran wrote:
1,000 word essays?

trolling and CODE shenanigans are getting ridiculous. +1 for creativity though, I guess

Just copy/paste the alphabet 39 times.

CODE can't read any words longer than 1 letter anyway, so any longer words are just wasted effort; and we all know miners want to minimise effort.

Wins all round.


I'm sorry, can you use less complex words please, I can't understand anything you just wrote.
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