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Eternus8lux8lucis

Guardians of the Gate

RAZOR Alliance

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#1 - 2015-07-26 06:45:38 UTC

This is a question for the ISDs....

Who is the greatest troll on the forums? Who has had the most threads closed or been banned the most times?

I do understand if this is a discussion about moderation and therefore closeable too.

If not "who" can the numbers at least be released? Ive been on this forums for quite some time and have always wondered who or what are the official numbers on such details. And well I am drunk and curious enough to start a thread. So bear with me if you will. You may not even keep such records so this may be a moot point at best.

Ive remembered some great trolls and the... OMG "they" have posted again threads over the years too. Some posters have come and gone, new ones always crop up, but who holds the unofficial or official titles of troll thread galores?

Now for the people that will post before this either gets closed or we get a response.... whoa re your favorite or least favorite trollers or banhammer wannabes?

Cheers and happy weekend everyone!! Twisted

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.

GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 35,121
Rain6637 GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation Likes received: 35,121	#2 - 2015-07-26 06:48:52 UTC 13 My favorite trolls are the ISDs who always get the last word. Help, I can't download EVE President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub PLEX: A Giffen good? (It's 1B?)

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Kaarous Aldurald Black Hydra Consortium. Likes received: 16,296	#3 - 2015-07-26 06:49:03 UTC 5 Dinsdale, may his posting privileges rest in peace, was the greatest troll of the forums, imo. "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws." One of ours, ten of theirs. Best Meltdown Ever.


Eternus8lux8lucis Guardians of the Gate RAZOR Alliance Likes received: 1,623	#4 - 2015-07-26 06:53:11 UTC \| Edited by: Eternus8lux8lucis 1 Rain6637 wrote: My favorite trolls are the ISDs who always get the last word. Yes they do dont they? To those in power comes the privilege of the last word. Have you heard anything I've said? You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right? That's right. Had to end sometime.


Rain6637 GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation Likes received: 35,121	#5 - 2015-07-26 06:55:22 UTC 1 They have jokes, too. More often than not. Help, I can't download EVE President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub PLEX: A Giffen good? (It's 1B?)

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Webvan All Kill No Skill Likes received: 14,071	#6 - 2015-07-26 07:13:16 UTC 2 Rain6637 wrote: They have jokes, too. More often than not. Yep, he who controls the spice controls the universe. I'm in it for the money Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12

Zimmy Zeta

Perkone

Caldari State

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#7 - 2015-07-26 07:28:47 UTC

pf.

Trolling is about baiting,creating controversy and injecting emotions into a discussion.
The art of trolling is not getting banned for your posts, but making the other fool get banned for his posts.
So, the best trolls on here are probably the people who seem ~ almost~ legit, people like Tippia or Malcanis for example.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

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Omar Alharazaad New Eden Tech Support Likes received: 3,523	#8 - 2015-07-26 07:29:25 UTC 8 I only feel sad that I cannot like ISD posts after they lock threads. They tend to have a sense of humor that I can appreciate. Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.

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Chainsaw Plankton FaDoyToy Likes received: 3,263	#9 - 2015-07-26 07:29:44 UTC a fantastic question that demands answers! @ChainsawPlankto on twitter


Kaarous Aldurald Black Hydra Consortium. Likes received: 16,296	#10 - 2015-07-26 07:36:56 UTC 5 Omar Alharazaad wrote: I only feel sad that I cannot like ISD posts after they lock threads. They tend to have a sense of humor that I can appreciate. On a related note, I miss Ezwal. "Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws." One of ours, ten of theirs. Best Meltdown Ever.


Omar Alharazaad New Eden Tech Support Likes received: 3,523	#11 - 2015-07-26 07:37:22 UTC Same. Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.


Rain6637 GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation Likes received: 35,121	#12 - 2015-07-26 08:04:37 UTC What about Ezwal? (They what now?) Help, I can't download EVE President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub PLEX: A Giffen good? (It's 1B?)


Webvan All Kill No Skill Likes received: 14,071	#13 - 2015-07-26 08:13:11 UTC Rain6637 wrote: What about Ezwal? (They what now?) Left his ISD position I'm in it for the money Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12

Blackwater USA Inc. Pandemic Horde 3,190
Rowells Blackwater USA Inc. Pandemic Horde Likes received: 3,190	#14 - 2015-07-26 08:51:58 UTC 2 Kaarous Aldurald wrote: Dinsdale, may his posting privileges rest in peace, was the greatest troll of the forums, imo. BIP (ban in peace)


Rain6637 GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation Likes received: 35,121	#15 - 2015-07-26 08:53:10 UTC ISDs are officially my unironic favorite trolls of EVE-O. Ezwal was my ironic favorite. Help, I can't download EVE President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub PLEX: A Giffen good? (It's 1B?)

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Ralph King-Griffin New Eden Tech Support Likes received: 21,564	#16 - 2015-07-26 09:21:05 UTC Dinsdale was my favourite catalyst for trolling (bip). Murderers of Negotiable Motivations =]\|[=

Jenshae Chiroptera

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#17 - 2015-07-26 09:44:13 UTC

Originally, trolling was writing things that got a strong negative emotional response and done in such a way as to only be really funny to an outside observer, e.g. Google "Bloodninja"
These days it is used for pretty much any desperate attempt to get some attention and feel slightly significant.

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.

Zimmy Zeta

Perkone

Caldari State

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#18 - 2015-07-26 09:57:35 UTC

Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:

+1
Bloodninja was a hero.
Back in those days, people knew the difference between "trolling" and "flaming". Cry

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

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Avvy Doomheim Likes received: 353	#19 - 2015-07-26 10:12:06 UTC 1 Eternus8lux8lucis wrote: I do understand if this is a discussion about moderation and therefore closeable too. You do! So does that mean you're trying for the position yourself?

State War Academy Caldari State 1,475
Yang Aurilen State War Academy Caldari State Likes received: 1,475	#20 - 2015-07-26 10:59:54 UTC 3 Wait what? Ezwal left ISD and Dinsdale got banned(Ingame ban or just forum ban)? Post with your NPC alt main and not your main main alt!