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Wow this is the perfect punishment to a crime.....
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Vin Vao
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2015-07-24 21:02:35 UTC
Shocked


The following is the greatest example of crime & punishment.
NOTE.

No actual JohnDrees were hurt in making this because I was talking to myself.


"I'm typing with my left hand and answering myself with the right... its called something like ambidextrous."

This is my crime " the real JohnDrees" I harassed a player by the name of Vin Vao both in and out of game. Because what I thought i was, was an elitest who knows someone when I have "no freaking idea what I'm doing"

John Drees 2 months ago
+Tiberius StarGazer I know it's hard to tell from the recording but nobody paid us to kill him and in fact he was in highsec, with no war decs. He just doesn't know enough about the rules to understand that quite yet. Give it time though, he's only been playing for a year or so.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXsUcvAGeys


Punishment

this is what happens....

In game mail...
sup OG' gangsta!
From: JOhnnyDrees
Sent: 2015.07.24 18:37
To: JOhnDrees,

helo i'm the real JohnDrees !


Re: sup OG' gangsta!
From: JOhnDrees
Sent: 2015.07.24 18:42
To: JOhnnyDrees,

haha well, this is awkward.

Re: sup OG' gangsta!
From: JOhnnyDrees
Sent: 2015.07.24 18:48
To: JOhnDrees,

i think i look better though , what do you think?



Re: sup OG' gangsta!
From: JOhnDrees
Sent: 2015.07.24 19:00
To: JOhnnyDrees,

Is this Vin?


Youtube message to JohnDrees

Guy Fawkes 1 hour ago
gosh if it were vin who ever you are reffering to why did you ask me if i was vin hhmm?

Re: sup OG' gangsta!
From: JOhnDrees
Sent: 2015.07.24 19:00
To: JOhnnyDrees,

Is this Vin?

Finally of punishment

I like the part where you have no freaking clue about what you're doing. You don't even really know who this is. I love those tears though....

JOhnDrees This character is not me, he is attempting to impersonate me in game which is against the rules set by CCP. I realize what he is mostly saying doesn't make any sense but that is because he is a bit on the slow side.

Guy Fawkes 24 minutes ago
Love those tears when you left that channel mad because you were "I'm typing with my left hand and answering myself with the right... its called something like ambidextrous" very good chat you had with yourself mate.


Crime solved and offender punished
Paranoid Loyd
#2 - 2015-07-24 21:12:26 UTC
Learn to write ffs. That's not even readable.

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Vin Vao
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2015-07-24 21:16:52 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Learn to write ffs. That's not even readable.




love those tears buddy. Learn to read the english language.Big smile
Renegade Heart
Doomheim
#4 - 2015-07-24 21:26:36 UTC
Are you mad or something OP? Talking to yourself?

I can't make sense of it. Is this some kind of rage quit post?

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Toxic Yaken
Slavers Union
Something Really Pretentious
#5 - 2015-07-24 21:30:55 UTC
My head hurts now, thanks.

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Mortlake
Republic Military School
#6 - 2015-07-24 21:45:10 UTC
Williams said it best.

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Mag's
Azn Empire
#7 - 2015-07-24 21:49:00 UTC
Just watched a great film.

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Vin Vao
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2015-07-24 21:50:32 UTC
Big smileso basically in a nutshell JohnDrees was harassing me.
Then he started talking to himself.
Quite odd if you ask me. Seemed to rage quit when this guy ,
Guy Fawkes posted this to his youtube.

24 minutes ago
Love those tears when you left that channel mad because you were "I'm typing with my left hand and answering myself with the right... its called something like ambidextrous" very good chat you had with yourself mate.
Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
#9 - 2015-07-24 21:51:54 UTC
Vin Vao wrote:
Shocked

Thank you for starting with the tldr.

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#10 - 2015-07-24 21:58:41 UTC
Vin Vao wrote:
Big smileso basically in a nutshell JohnDrees was harassing me.
Then he started talking to himself.
Quite odd if you ask me. Seemed to rage quit when this guy ,
Guy Fawkes posted this to his youtube.

24 minutes ago
Love those tears when you left that channel mad because you were "I'm typing with my left hand and answering myself with the right... its called something like ambidextrous" very good chat you had with yourself mate.


I'm still confused...and inexplicably angry...I'm not sure why or about what though.

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Renegade Heart
Doomheim
#11 - 2015-07-24 22:35:51 UTC
tl;dr

OP chilled in his mega
OP was rudely disturbed
OP got mad

Do I get your stuff now?
Mag's
Azn Empire
#12 - 2015-07-24 22:37:30 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Vin Vao wrote:
Big smileso basically in a nutshell JohnDrees was harassing me.
Then he started talking to himself.
Quite odd if you ask me. Seemed to rage quit when this guy ,
Guy Fawkes posted this to his youtube.

24 minutes ago
Love those tears when you left that channel mad because you were "I'm typing with my left hand and answering myself with the right... its called something like ambidextrous" very good chat you had with yourself mate.


I'm still confused...and inexplicably angry...I'm not sure why or about what though.
Could it be those suicide chicken bombers I keep hearing about?

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#13 - 2015-07-24 22:41:28 UTC
Vin Vao wrote:
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Learn to write ffs. That's not even readable.




love those tears buddy. Learn to read the english language.Big smile

If it had been written in clear and concise English you might have a point; it wasn't ergo you don't.

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Miko Jin
HELVEGEN
#14 - 2015-07-24 22:58:15 UTC
The OP is a colonial and as such thinks what he says we should all undestand, Sadly for him he is mistaken.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#15 - 2015-07-24 23:25:40 UTC
I endorse this exploration endeavor and/or... what do you mean it's not an exploration endeavor... well it's not my fault he can't write... no your mum

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Salah ad-Din al-Jawahiri
Dreamweb Industries
Novus Ordo.
#16 - 2015-07-24 23:28:54 UTC
Miko Jin wrote:
The OP is a colonial and as such thinks what he says we should all undestand, Sadly for him he is mistaken.


"Colonial" as derived from "colony" or "colon"?

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Orlacc
#17 - 2015-07-24 23:55:28 UTC
Mortlake wrote:
Williams said it best.


I think that is Jim Kelly of Enter the Dragon fame.

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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2015-07-25 01:01:17 UTC
o.O

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pushdogg
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#19 - 2015-07-25 02:15:21 UTC
Dafuq did I just read.....
Specia1 K
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#20 - 2015-07-25 02:23:15 UTC
Sometimes I use both hands,
it's sorta like double-dating

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