Wormholes

I shall conclude my attention to this thread. The purpose was to simply share what has been passed to us, in order that it be passed to all. We have done this, as we will continue to do as more is decoded.

-- Orob steps out of character --

Bad RP eh? You know nothing about about it. One single document is released and you go shouting "Bad RP" like the pitiful bittervet that you must be. Heaven forbid anyone try to have some fun in this game, or take a story like Bob and dare to try to make some actual coherent Lore out of it that is actually consistent with the official lore of the game, so that it might actually have some life of its own. So terrible. Go **** yourself dude. We're playing a game. A bunch of bittervet, uneducated and nay-saying r-tards that think they are something because they blob in WH (or in your case, drop supers on everything so there will be no actuall fight), or whatever it is that they do to feel special are not going to dissuade us from having some fun.

-- Orob steps back into character --

Well friend, I think it's you who needs to seriously step back a moment. For starters, who the funk are you? From all indications your group seems to have appeared out of nowhere. Now, I'm aware that people have alts and stuff, but I'm not aware that you've indicated anything of the sort.

The reason I ask, is because you of course know there are people who have written about Bob for literally years now. Known wormholers like Asayanami Dei and Proclus Diadochu claim to have knowledge of the true origins of Bob, and as far as I'm aware they're associated with the first groups ever to speak his name. If I'm forgetting/not aware of someone here I apologize. Let me get to my point:

By showing up out of nowhere blathering on about something that you didn't create and don't appear to have any part in, it makes you look terribly foolish to those of us that have been a part of this community for years. You might want to look up 'cultural appropriation', you'll see that people don't care for it. Those who do it are generally looked down upon. It's exactly what you're doing.

Sure, people come online and make up variations on the theme, joke about Rob the lesser or Raptor Jesus. These are satires based on the theme. That's not what you've done. Instead you have decided that through your masturbatory bloviations you now own the cult of Bob and are his new, true prophets. Equal parts arrogant and ridiculous.

Also important to note is the fact that you attempted to explain the Jovian disease in a way that is non-orthodox to the established lore. More arrogance on your part.

Finally, your writings are bad. Like in addition to being outside the established canonical sagas they're just poorly written.

So at this point you're probably saying to yourself "Damn, I suck. MooMoo's right, I'm an annoying arrogant little sh1t. What should I do?"

Well friend, I'll tell you what. There is one way for you to redeem yourself and bring honor and respect back to your family:

Seppuku

That's right. You need to biomass all your characters. Logoff. Go away.

Then you will receive the blessings of Bob you so richly desire.

<3 Moo

^ What Moo said.

I tried putting that entire quote in my bio and all that salt just doesn't fit



thanks for defending me senpai~

I'm more offended by the blabbering of an idiot tbqh

Don't worry about it Mr Ninebands it's WH forum, everyone gets trolled.

Part of the great tradition of Bob. Gotta be able to take the **** out of yourself, then others.

Boss thinks Jack Miton is actually the incarnation of Bob, much like Jesus is to God.


Praise.

LOL, you don't even know me, but way to reach far out on that limb and be wrong.

You are being butthurt by something stupid, I would add.

LOL! Defintiely not on the table.

Assume all you want. You don't know me.