Wormholes

The Book of Bob, as given to his Prophets can be found here:

The Book of Bob

The time of mockery of Bob with false and ridiculous stories, false prophets and other blaspheming nears its end.

Repent and learn the Truth of Bob.

Tired of boob

Strange comment. I do play the game. Only doing as Bob has commanded me.
Your trolling matters not.

Pods to the pod throne?..

Listen not to the heretic! He speaks of damnation, where your stank capsule will roam the darkest corners of the Forsaken Krablands, where no man or god will acknowledge you, and you will roam forever without gudfites.

Heed instead my words! Blood is the libation of Bob! It is the wine you drink deep of, and occasionally rub all up in your hair as a great way of dealing with split ends. I speak now as a brother under Bob, and not as a spiritual or temporal leader. (The Doctor Prince Field Marshal might have some choice words for me if I dared...) Do not be misled by this nappy ass ho, brothers and sisters!

Well of course you'd say that.

As you can see Bob does give favor, and it hasn't been toward you.

What have you been doing to **** Bob off so much? All that nullsex roaming?

:)

The great number of my deaths has nothing to do with Bob giving others favor, Bob does not give favor in combat.
My deaths are Destruction. Bob is satisfied.

Silly people, you show your ignorance by focusing your attention upon me, rather than Bob's words....
I am merely a vehicle for the words Bob wants given to all. As more of His word is released, hopefully you will start to pay heed to the teaching of Bob and stop mistakenly focusing on those who deliver them. We matter not.

I am not preaching. I am passing on Lore. Prouentibus Bob has a Priest and it is not me. And kid is not what I am, not by a long shot.

You judge based on immaterial matters. I pass the word of Bob to you and like others you focus on unrelated things. I am merely the postman, not the writer of the letter that is being delivered. Would you discount a letter you received because the postman was young? Or because the postman had not been a letter carrier for long? Does the experience of the postman in any way relate to the content of the letter? Silly, silly, and foolish.

And how have we misled you? We have not said anything contrary to that which YOU just said. We have simply given you the history of the world as told by Bob to his first Prophets long ago. Such silly angst.