Crime & Punishment

Smiling Friends Social Club

WE NEITHER CONFIRM OR DENY ALLEGATIONS THAT WE HAVE MORE INFORMATION ON SPY VS SPY, THIEVERY, SECURITY, PSYCH WARFARE, SABOTAGE THAN ANY OTHER RESOURCE IN THIS OR ANY POSSIBLE UNIVERSE (COPYRIGHTED OR NOT), MULTIVERSE, OR SUBSPACE DOMAIN.

http://heartsandmindsalliance.org/

Spy stuff. Information. Psychological Warfare. Metagaming. Experiments. Protection or Predation according to your predilection.

Welcome to our laboratory our labyrinth our Smiling Tar Baby. It has been lovingly prepared for you to play in and play with.
Join us or infiltrate us it will be the same in the end. How can we make that happen? Come and see!

You do not put a character in Smiling Friends Social Club. The Club is just an advertising device. You are applying to join a hidden network of agents coordinated by Praxis and the Inner Circle. Read the HOW TO JOIN sticky in the Recruitment section of our web site.

How To Join SFSC Instructions

"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."

Our Hearts And Minds™ Mental Martial Arts for the agent and the player who wants to Inoculate themselves against psych war games agents play.

Neurotechnicon A Manual. How to destroy them from within. How to play EVE "against" yourself. The Metagame of EVE.

http://www.heartsandmindsalliance.org/index.php?option=com_kunena&func=view&catid=4&id=39&Itemid=200

The Technocrat A Manual. Algorithms of Leadership and Power.

http://www.heartsandmindsalliance.org/index.php?option=com_kunena&func=view&catid=4&id=71&Itemid=200

New Players: Very First Steps Guide

New Players Guide To EVE

Please feel free to convo, evemail or join me in our public channel

Smiling Friends

Secret agents, scientists, actors, alchemists, knights in secret armor, assassins, class clowns, and intraspecies predators only need apply.



All classes are on a one-on-one basis unless participants already know each other. Payment for classes is ISK, or services rendered BEFORE class. Praxis is nothing if not willing to negotiate.

Frenemies

Why your opponents are frequently more entertaining and useful than your friends. Step by step Praxis shows you the often overlooked rewards of doing benevolent things for your enemies and horrible things to your friends.

Keeping your Brospective

The affectionate side of working towards the complete destruction of the hard work of players you know you'd enjoy hanging out with in the Real World.

Lay Back And Enjoy It

Inflicting Agony on players for your own amusement can be even more enjoyable if you harness your natural empathy for your victims for a masochistic thrill hard to find anywhere else. Praxis Astra tells you how to achieve such win-win scenarios. (Some assembly required....)

Idiocracy

Unspoken agreements. Fears of conflict within the group. Knowing which bad habits a group forces all its members to adopt. Identifying the one element of a Board of Director's groupthink that best turns the screw on the entire group. It doesn't matter what they call their government. We know there's only one form of government.


Getting Into Character

This is grueling stuff. Its psychodrama. Effective if you approach it with a certain intent. You want to drag through the jungles of your personality for red eyed beasts licking their razors clean as they reach for you, this is a good way. There are a number of outlooks on life to adopt that I have found useful. Played correctly, they can be used to give your EVE character that extra spice to keep you alert during even the most tedious CTA.


Giggling Psychopath: Hihihihihiiiii! He wuzza funny. Eyes all wide. Ahhahahahahahahahaaa!

Chilly Avenger: All they had to do was leave me/us/him/her/them alone.

Twitching Paranoid: My hand trembles only slightly as I fly in formation with my "friend." He thinks.... he thinks that I don't know.

Freelance Sociopath: I've only got to sell out four more of these guys for my new Tengu. That guy Praxis really came through. Bet he'd be worth a bundle to somebody.

Reflexive Hater: Scums. All these little scums. Hating lying cheating filthy scums. Turn on me. The moment they can. Scums.

The Doctor: Note how my electrodes result in a cascading effect between sympathetic and parasysympathetic nervous systems. I have succeeded. I call it: Their Own Medicine.

Nobody likes this one. Too real maybe?

Whining Rationalizer: Um. I never did want to have to hurt anybody, but y'know, it was him or me. And I really do think its all for the best. In the end I mean.

Unblinking Fanatic: But only the filth who oppose the universal brotherhood of man will have to die in order for that brotherhood to become a reality. Its so simple.

Intraspecies Predator: And I got to do that to him for his own good? I love being me. (My personal favorite.)





http://heartsandmindsalliance.org

Please list all known Lady Spank alts otherwise I know more about clandestine operations than you.

Oh! You guys are so cuuute. I wish I had a camera!

Your organization intrigues me, but your site hurts my eyes.

You're doing it wrong. It isn't a MD topic you've made.

-.-

Why's the OP in a corp with a name like that, with a grumpy face like that.. if you're a spy, you should start with working on hiding your intent a little bit better than that.

Nice graphics there.

Now why would I ever tell anyone what I did or didn't know?

with a wink

Oh how cute.

Oh for God sakes. At least have white on black background or preferably black on white background.

Nobody is going to read that stuff when it's bright green on black. Don't put in all this work to promote and build your concept but overlook the simplest of UI concepts; readability.

its been like that for months.

If you are going to get a cut and paste website, at least make sure you finish the job.

edit - also your 'gallery' is full of CCP images, good job.

Also, i'm sure CCP wont mind you stealign their web logo for your website either...