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The house of Bob shall be swept clean
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Elbee Ninebands
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#1 - 2015-07-19 04:53:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Elbee Ninebands
Beings of New Eden, hear us! We are the true Prophets of Bob proclaiming His coming to seize that which is rightfully His. None shall deny Him, all shall serve Him, for HE is the one true Bob. His will shall be done and His house shall grow and swallow up all others and there shall be no place to tread that is not within.

Beings of New Eden, hear us! For we carry the will of Bob!

The Drifters are an affront to Bob’s eyes and their intentions create a taste most foul.
The house of Bob shall be swept clean.


-Prouentibus Bob
-YC 117
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#2 - 2015-07-19 05:17:47 UTC
Capsuleer tribal marks get really strange.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2015-07-19 07:05:19 UTC
Aria Jenneth wrote:
Capsuleer tribal marks get really strange.


I think he lives in a wormhole. Bob is kind of a wormhole folk deity.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Utari Onzo
Escalated.
OnlyFleets.
#4 - 2015-07-19 07:16:25 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Aria Jenneth wrote:
Capsuleer tribal marks get really strange.


I think he lives in a wormhole. Bob is kind of a wormhole folk deity.



Unfortunately, confirmed.

Some wormholers follow Bob out of a joke, like the tooth fairy or the Bhaalgorn under your bed. A minor few individuals, however, very much believe in Bob.

"Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"
Lord Kailethre
Tengoo Uninstallation Service
#5 - 2015-07-19 11:02:30 UTC
Utari Onzo wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Aria Jenneth wrote:
Capsuleer tribal marks get really strange.


I think he lives in a wormhole. Bob is kind of a wormhole folk deity.



Unfortunately, confirmed.

Some wormholers follow Bob out of a joke, like the tooth fairy or the Bhaalgorn under your bed. A minor few individuals, however, very much believe in Bob.


My old wormhole corp used to call Bob by another name, 'Kanye.' Many empty shuttles and useless vessels were destructed at the sun in an amusing joke/ritual.
All in good fun, though.
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#6 - 2015-07-19 14:58:15 UTC
Lord Kailethre wrote:
Utari Onzo wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Aria Jenneth wrote:
Capsuleer tribal marks get really strange.


I think he lives in a wormhole. Bob is kind of a wormhole folk deity.



Unfortunately, confirmed.

Some wormholers follow Bob out of a joke, like the tooth fairy or the Bhaalgorn under your bed. A minor few individuals, however, very much believe in Bob.


My old wormhole corp used to call Bob by another name, 'Kanye.' Many empty shuttles and useless vessels were destructed at the sun in an amusing joke/ritual.
All in good fun, though.

... huh.

So, sort of a running joke that some people forgot was a joke?

Or is the OP just taking the joke to a deeper level (which seems dangerously close to forgetting it's a joke)?
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#7 - 2015-07-19 16:01:18 UTC
Aria Jenneth wrote:
Lord Kailethre wrote:
Utari Onzo wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Aria Jenneth wrote:
Capsuleer tribal marks get really strange.


I think he lives in a wormhole. Bob is kind of a wormhole folk deity.



Unfortunately, confirmed.

Some wormholers follow Bob out of a joke, like the tooth fairy or the Bhaalgorn under your bed. A minor few individuals, however, very much believe in Bob.


My old wormhole corp used to call Bob by another name, 'Kanye.' Many empty shuttles and useless vessels were destructed at the sun in an amusing joke/ritual.
All in good fun, though.

... huh.

So, sort of a running joke that some people forgot was a joke?

Or is the OP just taking the joke to a deeper level (which seems dangerously close to forgetting it's a joke)?

That's how all religions start.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2015-07-19 16:44:44 UTC
Anyanka Funk wrote:


That's how all religions start.


Especially yours?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#9 - 2015-07-19 17:16:08 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Anyanka Funk wrote:


That's how all religions start.


Especially yours?

I don't have a religion.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2015-07-19 17:51:03 UTC
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Anyanka Funk wrote:


That's how all religions start.


Especially yours?

I don't have a religion.


So you have renounced the Sani Sabik faith.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#11 - 2015-07-19 18:26:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Anyanka Funk
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Anyanka Funk wrote:


That's how all religions start.


Especially yours?

I don't have a religion.


So you have renounced the Sani Sabik faith.

Yes. Several months ago.

Edit: I am now a law abiding person.
Utari Onzo
Escalated.
OnlyFleets.
#12 - 2015-07-19 22:43:13 UTC
Aria Jenneth wrote:
Lord Kailethre wrote:
Utari Onzo wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Aria Jenneth wrote:
Capsuleer tribal marks get really strange.


I think he lives in a wormhole. Bob is kind of a wormhole folk deity.



Unfortunately, confirmed.

Some wormholers follow Bob out of a joke, like the tooth fairy or the Bhaalgorn under your bed. A minor few individuals, however, very much believe in Bob.


My old wormhole corp used to call Bob by another name, 'Kanye.' Many empty shuttles and useless vessels were destructed at the sun in an amusing joke/ritual.
All in good fun, though.

... huh.

So, sort of a running joke that some people forgot was a joke?

Or is the OP just taking the joke to a deeper level (which seems dangerously close to forgetting it's a joke)?


Normally the former. Anoikis folk aren't known for ever deeper levels of meta-humour like the Nullsec spies.

"Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"
Sinjin Mokk
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2015-07-19 22:52:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Sinjin Mokk
Anyanka Funk wrote:

I am now a law abiding person.



Who just happens to be looking for a way into the Angel Cartel?

"Angels live, they never die, Apart from us, behind the sky. They're fading souls who've turned to ice, So ashen white in paradise."
Iyokus Patrouette
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2015-07-20 01:42:11 UTC
Elbee Ninebands wrote:
Beings of New Eden, hear us! We are the true Prophets of Bob proclaiming His coming to seize that which is rightfully His. None shall deny Him, all shall serve Him, for HE is the one true Bob. His will shall be done and His house shall grow and swallow up all others and there shall be no place to tread that is not within.

Beings of New Eden, hear us! For we carry the will of Bob!

The Drifters are an affront to Bob’s eyes and their intentions create a taste most foul.
The house of Bob shall be swept clean.


-Prouentibus Bob
-YC 117


Presuming the god of Anoikis cares in anyway about what occurs in Empire space is amusing and immediately discredits you as a self proclaimed prophet, though your eagerness to clean someones house should at least net you the title of 'Janitor'.

---- Advocate for the initiation of purple coloured wormholes----

Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2015-07-20 01:49:54 UTC
Iyokus Patrouette wrote:
Elbee Ninebands wrote:
Beings of New Eden, hear us! We are the true Prophets of Bob proclaiming His coming to seize that which is rightfully His. None shall deny Him, all shall serve Him, for HE is the one true Bob. His will shall be done and His house shall grow and swallow up all others and there shall be no place to tread that is not within.

Beings of New Eden, hear us! For we carry the will of Bob!

The Drifters are an affront to Bob’s eyes and their intentions create a taste most foul.
The house of Bob shall be swept clean.


-Prouentibus Bob
-YC 117


Presuming the god of Anoikis cares in anyway about what occurs in Empire space is amusing and immediately discredits you as a self proclaimed prophet, though your eagerness to clean someones house should at least net you the title of 'Janitor'.


But he still won't be trusted with any of our stuff.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#16 - 2015-07-20 08:52:51 UTC
Iyokus Patrouette wrote:
Elbee Ninebands wrote:
Beings of New Eden, hear us! We are the true Prophets of Bob proclaiming His coming to seize that which is rightfully His. None shall deny Him, all shall serve Him, for HE is the one true Bob. His will shall be done and His house shall grow and swallow up all others and there shall be no place to tread that is not within.

Beings of New Eden, hear us! For we carry the will of Bob!

The Drifters are an affront to Bob’s eyes and their intentions create a taste most foul.
The house of Bob shall be swept clean.


-Prouentibus Bob
-YC 117


Presuming the god of Anoikis cares in anyway about what occurs in Empire space is amusing and immediately discredits you as a self proclaimed prophet, though your eagerness to clean someones house should at least net you the title of 'Janitor'.

Beat me to it.

Bob doesn't care about Drifters or anything taking place in Empire. It's hardly the house of Bob. The OP is a false prophet and Trinkets Friend has just called, he wants his Bob back.

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Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
#17 - 2015-07-20 16:59:53 UTC
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#18 - 2015-07-20 21:23:16 UTC
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Anyanka Funk wrote:


That's how all religions start.


Especially yours?

I don't have a religion.


So you have renounced the Sani Sabik faith.

Yes. Several months ago.

Edit: I am now a law abiding person.


One cannot sell one's soul and expect to be able to buy it back for the same price.

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#19 - 2015-07-20 22:06:31 UTC
Rodj Blake wrote:
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:

So you have renounced the Sani Sabik faith.

Yes. Several months ago.

Edit: I am now a law abiding person.


One cannot sell one's soul and expect to be able to buy it back for the same price.


Why not? It's kinda damaged.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2015-07-21 01:35:05 UTC
Well I read this thread hoping for top tips on how to maintain a dust free wormhole. I must say I'm very disappointed.
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