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Servers Back Down?!?

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Alpha Lonefire
True Industral Formation Inc
#1 - 2015-07-16 11:19:10 UTC
After yesterday's server nightmare there trying again.


12:00 - SERVERS DOWN FOR SCHEDULED DOWN TIME
12:15 - CLUSTER FAILED TO START... AGAIN


CCP will need the following to fix the problem:

15h37m10s

19 - Fire extinguishers
50 - X-Large Pizzas
15 - 2 Liters
770 - Liters of coffee
75 - Hamsters
1 - copy of 'The Hamster Dance Song'
15 Kg - Hamster Food
3 - Dumpsters
20,000 - pissed off players
9 - DEV pulling hair out

And the whole time I'll be sleeping and workingSad
Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#2 - 2015-07-16 11:25:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Sol epoch
Alpha Lonefire wrote:
After yesterday's server nightmare there trying again.


12:00 - SERVERS DOWN FOR SCHEDULED DOWN TIME
12:15 - CLUSTER FAILED TO START... AGAIN


CCP will need the following to fix the problem:

15h37m10s

19 - Fire extinguishers
50 - X-Large Pizzas
15 - 2 Liters
770 - Liters of coffee
75 - Hamsters
1 - copy of 'The Hamster Dance Song'
15 Kg - Hamster Food
3 - Dumpsters
20,000 - pissed off players
9 - DEV pulling hair out

And the whole time I'll be sleeping and workingSad


Forgot to add, You crying about it for the second day running.

It is because of this isn't it?
https://zkillboard.com/kill/47858116/
PhantomMajor
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2015-07-16 16:13:10 UTC
to para phrase a nursery rhyme from my youth: "All the King's horse and all the King's men couldn't eve online back together again" Lol
Carrie-Anne Moss
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2015-07-16 16:39:12 UTC
Sol epoch wrote:
Alpha Lonefire wrote:
After yesterday's server nightmare there trying again.


12:00 - SERVERS DOWN FOR SCHEDULED DOWN TIME
12:15 - CLUSTER FAILED TO START... AGAIN


CCP will need the following to fix the problem:

15h37m10s

19 - Fire extinguishers
50 - X-Large Pizzas
15 - 2 Liters
770 - Liters of coffee
75 - Hamsters
1 - copy of 'The Hamster Dance Song'
15 Kg - Hamster Food
3 - Dumpsters
20,000 - pissed off players
9 - DEV pulling hair out

And the whole time I'll be sleeping and workingSad


Forgot to add, You crying about it for the second day running.

It is because of this isn't it?
https://zkillboard.com/kill/47858116/


LOL how do people keep do8ng this?

How? Over and over.

Wow dome people are either insane or jyst idiots.

Seriously 2 Plex thru Jita in t1 frig lol.
Tryin to sell at Amarr for big profit? ? Lol

HOW THAT WORK OUT
Jenshae Chiroptera
#5 - 2015-07-16 16:48:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Jenshae Chiroptera
Sol epoch wrote:
... It is because of this isn't it?
https://zkillboard.com/kill/47858116/
Admittedly, it is mildly amusing that he not only tried to move them and in trying to do so he used a T1 frigate; the part that actually tickles my fancy is the modules that shot him in the foot.

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.
Ripblade Falconpunch
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#6 - 2015-07-16 19:11:42 UTC
Carrie-Anne Moss wrote:
Sol epoch wrote:
Alpha Lonefire wrote:
After yesterday's server nightmare there trying again.


12:00 - SERVERS DOWN FOR SCHEDULED DOWN TIME
12:15 - CLUSTER FAILED TO START... AGAIN


CCP will need the following to fix the problem:

15h37m10s

19 - Fire extinguishers
50 - X-Large Pizzas
15 - 2 Liters
770 - Liters of coffee
75 - Hamsters
1 - copy of 'The Hamster Dance Song'
15 Kg - Hamster Food
3 - Dumpsters
20,000 - pissed off players
9 - DEV pulling hair out

And the whole time I'll be sleeping and workingSad


Forgot to add, You crying about it for the second day running.

It is because of this isn't it?
https://zkillboard.com/kill/47858116/


LOL how do people keep do8ng this?

How? Over and over.

Wow dome people are either insane or jyst idiots.

Seriously 2 Plex thru Jita in t1 frig lol.
Tryin to sell at Amarr for big profit? ? Lol

HOW THAT WORK OUT


You are rapidly overtaking Xenuria for this years "biggest waste of breatheable air" award.
Orlacc
#7 - 2015-07-16 19:31:41 UTC
Hey I'd be mad too! The again I would never consider doing something that stupid.

"Measure Twice, Cut Once."
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#8 - 2015-07-16 19:34:12 UTC
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